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chavman
03 Jun 18 09:57
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anything of interest?...i see paddingtons out again today at perth
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Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 6:54 PM BST
no 2
Report 11kv June 5, 2018 6:55 PM BST
Smoke and mirrors IAL..
Report mouse muldoon June 5, 2018 6:56 PM BST
wind and pish
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 6:56 PM BST
Go on Americano  Cool
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 6:56 PM BST
Greg??
Report Willie Shafter. June 5, 2018 6:59 PM BST
very considerate of fatmart to pay bf 20% of winnings..
Report Greg_Gory June 5, 2018 7:02 PM BST
Another

Report 11kv June 5, 2018 7:03 PM BST
How marvellous..
Report Greg_Gory June 5, 2018 7:11 PM BST
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 7:12 PM BST
you can't  teach it Cool
Report flukes June 5, 2018 7:13 PM BST
Await the p&l, until then it's bow larks
Report chavman June 5, 2018 7:13 PM BST
burkeys on fire,every bets a winner
Report 11kv June 5, 2018 7:13 PM BST
Crazy
Report Willie Shafter. June 5, 2018 7:13 PM BST
ricardo is fuming.
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 7:14 PM BST
Why do you want to see the p&l flukes that's just nosy, mart likes to keep his cards close to his chest Wink
Report s.kenbo June 5, 2018 7:16 PM BST
There has been a loser, Chav. It was the only one posted pre-race!
Report flukes June 5, 2018 7:17 PM BST
The Gambling Commission have contacted him to see if he'd like to front an advert for Responsible Gambling Shocked
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 7:17 PM BST
Americano texted final blessing race 4 Parx

3/1 cannot be beat tonight
Report chavman June 5, 2018 7:20 PM BST
ive never seen so many winning scream shots.

highly impressive.
Report mouse muldoon June 5, 2018 7:23 PM BST
He got this screamshotting by the baws alright.
Report mouse muldoon June 5, 2018 7:24 PM BST
or greg has
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 7:25 PM BST
The biggie of the night £300 Ew cairnshill in the 7:25 Kilbeggan
Report chavman June 5, 2018 7:31 PM BST
weight for dave could be substantial
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 7:32 PM BST
lost my psychic powers Sad
Report mouse muldoon June 5, 2018 7:33 PM BST
must be worth putting up 7k to take the 4
Report mouse muldoon June 5, 2018 7:39 PM BST
Don't think we'll be seeing that one now.
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 7:39 PM BST
wd not lumping on the suvvers fav that fell Cool
Report gutfeeling June 5, 2018 7:47 PM BST
10k in under a week, Surely gives up day job now.
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 7:48 PM BST
Goal £600 to £10k in a month, job done in a week you couldnt make this stuff up.
Report smirnoff2therescue June 5, 2018 7:51 PM BST
Thats the point Geoff.......ya can LaughLaughLaugh

as 11kv has shown wiv his posts SillySilly
Report chavman June 5, 2018 7:59 PM BST
the screamshots dont lie smirny
Report Greg_Gory June 5, 2018 8:02 PM BST
Marts Email

Report smirnoff2therescue June 5, 2018 8:02 PM BST
aye right LaughLaughLaugh
Report mouse muldoon June 5, 2018 8:04 PM BST
what's his balance like?
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 8:06 PM BST
cant wait for tonights P & L statement with that success he cant fail to post it
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2018 8:06 PM BST
Has to 5 figs by now
Report gutfeeling June 5, 2018 8:06 PM BST
He won a silver medal at the 84 olympics on the balance beam so its pretty good.
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2018 8:07 PM BST
If it aint bolox easier to post while ahead and stop the charade whilst burying all the doubters
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 8:07 PM BST
mouse muldoon 05 Jun 18 20:04 Joined: 05 Jun 03 | Topic/replies: 7,270 | Blogger: mouse muldoon's blog
what's his balance like?



Not very good mouse. If he stands on 1 foot he falls over .2 many 41lb kebabs.
Report gutfeeling June 5, 2018 8:07 PM BST
Oh you meant his bf account, Dunno 200k give or take a few quid.
Report mouse muldoon June 5, 2018 8:08 PM BST
He was a sprightly 18 st back then, gutty
Report gutfeeling June 5, 2018 8:09 PM BST
18st of rugged fury you mean.
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 8:09 PM BST
Of course Denzil.
But we all know that will not happen.

AND THATS THE BIGGEST CERTAINTY EVER ON BETFAIR
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2018 8:09 PM BST
I was trying to prompt himLaugh
Report gutfeeling June 5, 2018 8:12 PM BST
2 loaves to feed 5000.
Water to wine.
200 to 10k
Those chippies sure have a talent eh.
Report flukes June 5, 2018 8:12 PM BST
Taking bet editing to a new level, there's no way back from this.
Report chavman June 5, 2018 8:12 PM BST
tbf hes doing quite well
Report Irish are lucky June 5, 2018 8:16 PM BST
this is unreal..literally

this is some run..dunno where the big man is himself..
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 8:16 PM BST
all bets a real tho dont forget.
until yer call his bluff.
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 8:18 PM BST
Latex lolly will take 1 hell of a hammering tonight.
Report Cork Langer June 5, 2018 8:19 PM BST
Going for the 10k by putting his trust in shafters nap...!
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 8:20 PM BST
well left massiah Cool
Report smirnoff2therescue June 5, 2018 8:21 PM BST
if ya remember rightly this Burkey account is just the latest in a long line of recent accounts that Mart had acquired when he was getting banned left right and centre so the likelihood of Mart being able to put any funds into it are practically zilch...... but lets not spoil the charade for now eh cos Mart can fill in all the gaps wiv any amount of fibs to paper over all the cracks in this bowlarks SillySillyLaughLaugh
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 8:21 PM BST
It's just a shame for the lad that the 1 pre race post out of all these bets has spoiled his 100% record, really bad luck that Sad
Report DenzilPenberthy June 5, 2018 8:21 PM BST
Could be a lay striding
Report Cork Langer June 5, 2018 8:24 PM BST
Greg has been lambasted for that juvenile error and will not repeat it...!
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 8:24 PM BST
so used to him not having money on here forgot Denz a lay of that fav would top of a most excellent and bodacious evening's work.
Report Willie Shafter. June 5, 2018 8:29 PM BST
erm cork..never mentioned any nap any tip..i said be odds on Surprised
Report Cork Langer June 5, 2018 8:32 PM BST
stuff and nonsense, we are reading into the future tonight and by the time burkey arrives to laud it over everyone with his 10k pot your post will have been the nap of the century...!
Report Greg_Gory June 5, 2018 8:43 PM BST
Marts Email

Report mouse muldoon June 5, 2018 8:43 PM BST
He won't be back on tonite, his train is reversing to inverness
Report s.kenbo June 5, 2018 8:45 PM BST
At least that winner stopped the rot. Must've been three losers on the trot before that one?
Report chavman June 5, 2018 8:45 PM BST
bosh! get in burkey!
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 8:46 PM BST
Aftertiming @ its finest .any chance pre race?????????????????
Report Cork Langer June 5, 2018 8:49 PM BST
wd burkey that is the first 10k sorted, so next goal is 60k by the end of the month is it...?
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 8:49 PM BST
am i missing summat here any daft tw@t(and in that category mart is the forum daddy) can place a bet screen shot then trade out.
then post all the winners after race.


If it is Greg posting them which i doubt then hes making himself look a bigger tw@t than Mart(which admittedly is difficult to achieve)
Report Cork Langer June 5, 2018 8:52 PM BST
blood brothers geoff, live in each others pockets...!
Report flukes June 5, 2018 8:53 PM BST
Payback for Burkey solving hackgate
Report the dealer June 5, 2018 8:54 PM BST
Greg skint he posted it up the other week
Report chavman June 5, 2018 8:55 PM BST
nobody believed the massiah first time round burkeyCry
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 8:55 PM BST
I don't get the negativity you lot are fillystines doubting the massiah Sad
Report Cork Langer June 5, 2018 8:57 PM BST
he is just transferring half his dosh into Greg's account for all his photo-shop expertise, so he'll be going forward to phase 2 on half rations
Report stridingedge June 5, 2018 8:59 PM BST
Massiah's are like jim carey in that film where he couldn't lie , he just couldn't do it. Yeah ok mart self admittedly posted a false edited bet once but like all good massiahs he hung his head in shame after, once a massiah has lied once they definitely can't do it again.

That's something for the haters to think about before they rush in to disbelieve.
Report gutfeeling June 5, 2018 9:00 PM BST
Tinned spam & instant mash for tea, Result.
Report smirnoff2therescue June 5, 2018 9:05 PM BST
https://juicestorm.com/betfairgen/

https://sportstradinglife.com/2015/09/how-to-become-a-betfair-millionaire-in-one-day/

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Report BIG GURU June 5, 2018 9:12 PM BST
LaughLaugh So that's the wat to do itWinkCool
Report BIG GURU June 5, 2018 9:12 PM BST
*way
Report dopeyone June 5, 2018 9:14 PM BST
With all these winners he can post his full p&l later and I will leave the forum... A challenge he can't resist surely??

He was going to do it last night but his internet must have gone down as he got logged out before he could post it
Report dopeyone June 5, 2018 9:21 PM BST
Just read a bit of burkeys new book


I remember the day well, I was sat relaxing trading on my phone whilst watching live video at the same time.

As the thoughts floated through my mind, "Miss world what a lay she was", I contemplated which bet i should send to Greg next for editing.

Laughing to myself at the thought of all those slavering poachers dogs and dungs of dung beetles being envious of my life's achievement's.

It reminded me of the time Richard Branson rang me and said "Hey Mart Nick Mordin is here selling the big issue, you should come over and have a drink and a kebab"

I said sorry Richard no time right now studying my French speed figures, Besides i am worn out from hammering those two Russian shot putters last night.

As i browsed last weeks racing post I knicked from laddies, I looked for an after time bet to submit to the forum.

I found one and sent it to Greg, Within minutes of it being posted the trolls were baying like angry wolves, But, It didn't matter so long as all those morons who think my bets are real believed me i was happy.

It was time to jump in my mini, Well squeeze myself in to my mini, And do the rounds getting my bets on 600 at one 400 at another etc etc anyone would take bets from a mug punter.

I had the last laugh though who the hell counts losers in their p&l i thought.

As i drove home it had gone dark and was raining but it didn't matter I had those headlights that turned wherever my eyes looked.

I nearly crashed once looking at this bird walking down the road she was slim with a nice ass and long black hair, Wow how i longed for a piece of that.

As I passed her I looked in the mirror and nearly crashed, The bird was actually a bloke with a big black beard.

I told the guys on the forum i picked her up and took her for a kebab meal and gave her money for xmas, and that she had cried because I was so generous. She smiled at me through her broken teeth as I said to her

"Just remember kind words softly spoken".
Report geoff m June 5, 2018 9:25 PM BST
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Report Burkey1885 June 6, 2018 1:25 AM BST
Fooooook me 160 post am not reading all that Crazy evening lady’s not my best day too be honest the form of that 1st race in Ireland was turned upside down as the fav has easily brushed aside the winner ,  the elite horse was i term a John travolta (Greece lightning ) on speed figures conpaired to the rest in this field , it was in short absolutly  miles clear ! It had predicted a much higher speed rating on g/soft than any of the others had done on good or g/firm ,  every so often you get one line this how I git 11/10 it was really a gift !    I made a slight loss on here today ,  -£200.  But made £350 billies , £450 bet 36–5 and £220 paddy , so overall not the worst day !  Bet fair banked last fri £600. £2000 returned to bank new bal £3910  =. £5310 profit  5 days betting !
Report Burkey1885 June 6, 2018 1:26 AM BST
Deposited £600 last fri oops !
Report DenzilPenberthy June 6, 2018 2:00 AM BST
http://www.gamcare.org.uk/

I hope you get some of the help you need.
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD June 6, 2018 6:06 AM BST
Blimey o Reilly
Report Burkey1885 June 6, 2018 6:10 AM BST
Morning ghost have you has a bet on the World Cup or just observing Grin  penberthy am in control and always will be Wink
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD June 6, 2018 6:16 AM BST
Mucho freebies on messiahHappy

penberthy am in control and always will be ERRRR WHATCrazy
Report Burkey1885 June 6, 2018 6:38 AM BST
The lovely found has just had a Foal !  Let’s hops the little one has inherited mums class ! Excited a few years to wait !
Report geoff m June 6, 2018 8:26 AM BST
Mart are you really as stupid as you make out??
I find it difficult to comprehend that this may be the case.

Wouldnt trust yer to knock a nail in straight
Report Basil_the_don June 6, 2018 9:41 AM BST
So you say all bets are real mart but after Greg aftertimed 6 late ‘winners’ for you yesterday you still finished the day £200 down?


Been on the chase more times than Bradley Walsh
Report s.kenbo June 6, 2018 10:11 AM BST
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Report stridingedge June 6, 2018 10:29 AM BST
1.) Admission finally that we are only seeing the selective winners posted. Who'd have thought it Shocked, well just about everybody actually.
2.) Win after win posted on here yesterday with thousands traded but still returned a loss, quite incredible.
3.) The losses on here of course over turned by gains elsewhere that we saw no evidence of whatsoever.
4.) Everything is hunky dory mart is in full control of his betting and in no way a compulsive gambler that posts what he wants us to see through his new side kick Greg (who imo has to be an even sadder character.
Report flukes June 6, 2018 11:29 AM BST
Striding, surely it is more likely that Greg has given up the game as he alluded to and for some reason the Compulsive One has access to Greg's account
Report stridingedge June 6, 2018 11:33 AM BST
I posted similar myself a while back Flukes.It certainly seems the most likely scenario but some of the usual mart followers are adamant it is Greg.

Surely it isn't, I can't see him coming back on here just to post marts trashy after times, it doesn't make any sense.

Anyway no time to waste on this today the flat is back in action.
Report flukes June 6, 2018 11:38 AM BST
Agreed Striding, it's like swatting a wasp that won't go away. It's odds on that Mart has access to Greg's account given the speed with which the screenshots arrive, unless he's in on the wind up.
Report DenzilPenberthy June 6, 2018 11:42 AM BST
Anyway no time to waste on this today the flat is back in action.

Good point are we all so bored with nowt else better to do than investigate the incoherent ramblings of a certifiable gambling addicted fantasist?
Report s.kenbo June 6, 2018 11:51 AM BST
Greg's always come across as a smart, funny guy. Too smart imo to give one of the biggest nutters in the Betfair Forum history his log-in details.
Even if he has given up posting or gambling (I didn't see the post where he said this) surely he'd keep his account open in case he ever needed it in the future.
Giving Mart your posting rights is a sure fire way of getting banned pretty quickly.
Report salmon spray June 6, 2018 12:26 PM BST
Perhaps mart has him tied up in his garden shed ?
Report ItsMeSwaddle June 6, 2018 2:20 PM BST
Were the last 10 posted ever? Ty in advance
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