The fred that will never lose a bet..

back of the evening standard betfair offering 5/1 salah and ronaldo both to score

massive toon fan - never missed a game for about 24yrs- apart from injury  was there in 84 when Varadi scored 2 in a 4-2 win  for Sheff Wwed long beforewot happened - luckily i was up above

imre varadi

and you cudnt make it up if it wasnt true but they hav papers to sell

crack on chavs

crack on chavs

crack on chavs

ive supported forest for 40 years mate,about 20 since weve seen the premiership

anyways lets move on with pro gambling

BAMOS chavvy! 6/6 no sweat. Oh no, wait, I forgot, dangerous domi **** things up!

Anyway, after my emergency meeting with the board..they cooled off a few hrs later and phoned me to tell me they were eager to get straight back into it. But firstly, the said the fred should now be acknowledged as "The fred that will rarely lose a bet".. Secondly, they've introduced a new rule for racing tips: No UNRACED selections . They don't care if a beast cost 5billion and has all the flashy entries,,, they're just not betflair material. Lastly, they've accepted that allowing only hoss racing selections was pretty restrictive, so tips from all sports will now be accepted, sports that are widely recognised as such(Football, Rugby(BAMOS smirny!), Tennis etc..) so please refrain from crappy bike riding and the likes, mousey

PS: domi, the board don't harbor any ill-feeling towards you. The greasy fat cat bastards will welcome you back with folded arms if you wish to continue working for them..

Now that all sports are widely accepted, is cribbage considered a sport in the context of this thread ?

The reason is, i have reliable information (not based on gallops i might add) about a team playing in the Darlington Wheel Tappers and Shunters club Cribbage semi-finals this evening.

Due to confidentiality and sensitive nature of my 'information' i'm only prepared to post name of the team under certain conditions. Note they are experienced, so do not come under 'unraced'.

whilst your input is appreciated,comments that compromise the integrity of this venture are not appreciated or welcomed.

.... and there i was, thinking i really was a pro

i dont think we take ourselves that seriously tbh,unlike others on here

5.50 sals-well done fox should do the bizo

Excellent choice chavvy. Might as well close the game down if this beast doesn't oblige here.

BAMOS chavvy! 7/8 no sweat

Excellent pic mousey the sort of inspirational pic one wouldn't be at all surprised to see hanging above biggy's bed

normal service resumed

Take notes domi!

7/8    strike rate 88%

running total +1

wd snipey, thank gazey for the pic

thnx Gazey. Take that wd back and give to chavvy

Sorry, i meant wd Bergerac.

ta

The fat cats phoned me and demanded a banker bet for the big game. bet #9 - Real Madrid v Liverpool O1.5 goals. As long as we see a goal scored before 75mins, this bet is unfailable.

I were thinking along same lines as over 0.5 was only 1.05 and therefore ineligible.

whereas over 1.5 is 1.2 which is incredible value.

Indeed mousey. Should be 1.05

i want to go the other way and wud like to put up under 5.5 goals @1.13

Snipey keep a running score of bets - briefly mentioned to Chavs last night that hitting 30 on the bounce @1.1 or more wud bring up a nice kitty for world cup - what i didnt mention was i meant it to be a rolling kitty - eg start wiv £50 - 1st bet wins at 1.1 = £55 less commish say 5%

Im happy to keep a running score as long as people stick up price when posting bet as around most of time even if im not posting

Could be in trubble here with Salah off.

nah Snipey nars i know me apples from me pears ..... a song perhaps


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_UgHbWutjc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbXiv_PbA

ooossss

2nd half on now so catch up in a bit

wd Karius & Bale

everyones a winner

just found out Harry Feenan no longer wiv us

Man was a legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGEBXL11THc

cue the abooozzzee

everyones a winner

just found out Harry Feenan no longer wiv us

Man was a legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGEBXL11THc

cue the abooozzzee

bit of a non event as per every football match,have to strain every sinew to summons up interest in our next" world cup winners"

twats......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXnulANF8g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=radFwHzD-PM

prefab sprout song wannit


your opening line was inspirational though,quite moving really

im the man wiv a plan and can help you wiv your plan to win a few quid if only you wud let me - my brother lives in Witton and knows the kid that wrote those songs -not very well now but at least the lad has achieved ... apologies mouse but in this case......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4UQJwd3awQ

hold on horse...wheres my apology

he may be on it....but who cares cos he's funny


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE

bout the broon that track me old mucka

BAMOS Sniper + smirny 9/10 no sweat.

Overall it was a very disappointing 1st half. Hardly any excitement at all. I know people will point to Salah's injury, but even before that happened(around the half hour mark) it was lacking cut and thrust. Pool started lively but once the game settled down, Real were happy to keep pedestrian possession while Pool were content to sit back without pressing too much. The 2nd half could only get better..and while it did, what about the comical error that made the opening goal? No doubt about Real's 2nd though! lulz @ Ronaldo pretending to be elated!..when you knew deep inside he was raging that Bale had just levelled or even bettered his worldy in Turin
 
Anyway, it's quite a shame that Pool's talisman was forced off..as there will always be "what ifs" surrounding that. But going back to that first half hour when was playing, Pool didn't look as though they could cause Madrid much damage, and that was down to Real keeping a solid shape, retaining possession and never leaving themselves exposed to Pool's deadly counter-attacks.

Whether you like them or not, you have to give HUGE credit to Real and Zidane,, an incredible feat to win 3 of these bitches on the bounce! Zidane should really walk away now before he gets sacked for failing to win a 4th



BAMOS ZZ!

BAMOS Madrid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEJdfDD4dVg

check him out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijlJ6gw7VrA&pbjreload=1

ooossss

see if you can spot me in the vid........

are you the loon in paddy mc aloon

no got it,you the bin man at 4,27

heres anutha song you aint heard boys.....


ooossss


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3Rh2hnDtAg

chavs ....no im the binman in the sunblest bag on the dignity vid - i will play wiv ya all night if you want to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzBJQnD7TRM

i find the older you get the less stand out you want to be.

you strike me as the type who was in a boyband

ooh you are naughty but i like you ya dc

still got it..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WnATZLcXuA

security is complacent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeZkLV3ZjeI

but chavs neva learns cos he is always boxing cleva .....so he thinks


ooossss

one for smirnoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENykNpcQqiA

dunno what bets were accorded status or prices,so up to someone else to update.

football really holds no interest for me as a betting proposition

2.37 Longchamp

LAURENS looks a good thing especially over this trip with a bit of cut. 8/11 - 8/13

Agree with u koi,although it’s pretty short in betting

It's form is head and shoulders above anything in this field..thought it would be shorter

I also like Laurens and mentioned her on my lay thread, but i suspect the 'good' odds are due to stable form.

ok so ive rounded the 2 succesful football bets to .3

9/10    strike rate 90%

running total +1.3 

Congrats on turning it around after my debacle. I wont jinx you by giving any more selections !

I too like Laurens today.

chavvy, 9 of 10 selections truly count(since smirny's rugby bet was advised before the any sport rule change..) The advised odds on the 9 selections were roughly:-

1/3 - 1/7 - 2/5 - 1/2 - 1/3 - 2/11 - 4/9 - 1/5 - 1/8

From the advised odds to SP odds, p/l will only ever give a rough reflection anyway. For the record, the board deal in BFSP. Apart from liquid necessity, they're happy to let the mug market settle on whatever price before jumping on(understand they are as dismissive as Gazey when it comes to market efficiencies..) Of course, they won't be made a fool of, and neither should any of its members. If for example someone advises a bet here early on @ 1/5..and the SP is roughly 1/9, they will accept they've simply missed the boat on certain occasions and skip those crushed odds. It's up to each betflair member to decide whether there's any juice left in the odds available to them.

btw I was stunned to learn you don't like betting on the greatest game on earth! the board weren't too happy to hear that either. Your share price plummeted with this news..

Merci beaucoup, keepy we love us some French

domi, jinx talk is for amateurs. If you have a sure thing, share the bitch!

BAMOS Keepy! 9/10(officially) lil sweat The board like this now&again as they sometimes get bored with "easy wins"..

Peru vs Scotland(2:00am) - Peru to win 1.4ish

This will be Peru's final home game before preparing for the WC with a couple more away matches. And with Scotland there with a very inexperienced squad(half a dozen first team players missing, 9 uncapped making the squad..which includes the 3 keepers) the hosts have the perfect opportunity to notch up another win and continue on with their impressive recent results..allowing the boisterous, jam-packed stadium send them off in joyous fashion.

I'll be disappointed if Peru have to come out of a canter here..

Not so much a canter, needing a 1st half penalty and a second half second when under the kosh, but job done for you, as Peru beat Scotland 2-0.

BAMOS Los Incas!

domi, goals via penalties are as legit as any other, no? And if that's what you believe to be "under the cosh" I'll take it every day, when the so-called "danger" doesn't amount to 1 shot on goal.

I'm only just getting over the fact my Poets Wood 4TP bet was refused (typical traders that haven't got a clue).

Yes it was 1.08 when i posted, but drifted to 1.10

WD on Peru by the way ProSniper, i fail to see how they doubted you

Sweedy, that 1.08 bet just made the min odds right at the death! We like bets where there's no doubt. Starting from behind the min odds is not ideal

Pro,

Only tongue-in-cheek, i will try to get over the rejection with a decent drink later, and do my best to find a good thing tomorrow, speaking of which, isn't it the Epsom Derby soon ? 

Pro,

Only tongue-in-cheek, i will try to get over the rejection with a decent drink later, and do my best to find a good thing tomorrow, speaking of which, isn't it the Epsom Derby soon ? 

You see, i was so upset, i posted twice

Champ 1/4 Warwick 6-10 looks one to follow tonight's race just a stepping stone it's Ascot form too strong for it's rivals.

Sweedy

Good call Movey. The board rang me about Champ, insisting the entire forum should be on that in honour of bigmart!

Pro,

When the board called, i understand there was a little interference on the line, it was not champ they mentioned, it was ......

Anyway, bet number #whatever in the 2TBP market @ 1.12.

A gift from the Gods

Surprised to see it drift.

me too

BAMOS Movey!/Sweedy

betflair relish drifts. As cistern legend Gazey says: the market is clown.

wd boys, boots duly filled


Horse Racing > Warw 30th May : 3 TBP     Showing 1 - 1 of 1 Selections
Selection     Odds     Stake(£)     Bid type     Placed     Profit/loss(£)
Champ     *     1.12     21.48     Back           2.58
*Average odds: On Off     Back subtotal:     2.58
Lay subtotal:     0.00
Market subtotal:     2.58
Commission @ 4.26%:     0.11
Net Market Total:     2.47

BAMOS mousey! don't spend it though. It needs to be re-invested in tons of other good things..

WD mouse,

I can see you make this game pay

All adds up innit


Horse Racing: £154.62  Total P&L:  £154.62

Horse Racing     Showing 1 - 20 of 31 markets
Market     Start time     Settled date     Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Warw 30th May : 3 TBP     30-May-18 18:10     30-May-18 18:18     2.47
Horse Racing / Nott 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 17:25     30-May-18 17:31     5.58
Horse Racing / Nott 30th May : 2 TBP     30-May-18 17:25     30-May-18 17:31     24.37
Horse Racing / Warw 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 17:05     30-May-18 17:15     -10.69
Horse Racing / Warw 30th May : To Be Placed     30-May-18 17:05     30-May-18 17:14     0.57
Horse Racing / Bev 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 17:00     30-May-18 17:09     1.00
Horse Racing / Nott 30th May : 3 TBP     30-May-18 16:50     30-May-18 16:58     5.89
Horse Racing / Bev 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 16:30     30-May-18 16:39     2.70
Horse Racing / Nott 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 16:20     30-May-18 16:27     20.31
Horse Racing / Cart 30th May : 3 TBP     30-May-18 16:10     30-May-18 16:21     8.42
Horse Racing / Bev 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 16:00     30-May-18 16:10     4.77
Horse Racing / Bev 30th May : 2 TBP     30-May-18 16:00     30-May-18 16:10     1.19
Horse Racing / Bev 30th May : To Be Placed     30-May-18 16:00     30-May-18 16:09     0.41
Horse Racing / Nott 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 15:50     30-May-18 15:58     3.63
Horse Racing / Cart 30th May : 2 TBP     30-May-18 15:40     30-May-18 15:50     16.23
Horse Racing / Cart 30th May : To Be Placed     30-May-18 15:40     30-May-18 15:50     23.18
Horse Racing / Bev 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 15:30     30-May-18 15:36     3.46
Horse Racing / Bev 30th May : To Be Placed     30-May-18 15:30     30-May-18 15:35     2.45
Horse Racing / Nott 30th May : 4 TBP     30-May-18 15:20     30-May-18 15:26     2.13
Horse Racing / Nott 30th May : 2 TBP     30-May-18 15:20     30-May-18 15:26     9.15
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Pollyisimo  @1.16 in 4TBP market 1.40 Ling - cant be out the 4 shirley

BAMOS smirny! 13/14 no sweat.

1st of June and one of the best horses in training to get carry on the winners, Cracksman 3/10.

Yes, and don't water this one down by making it a place bet.

Fortune favours the brave. Another 0.3 points.

Yes for whatever reason Cracksman didn't look happy even from the stalls.

BAMOS Movey! 14/15 BIG, BIG SWEAT



As soon as it bounced from the stalls it looked as though it had just emerged from a 6month coma

if youve got no p+l all the figures in the world mean f all

endorsement withdrawn

No worries chavvy. The board became bored and invested its entire holdings on Shafty and zippy's good thing in the 8:15 yesterday

The firm's now officially bankrupt.