What you can get up north at the track you can not get down south.

No mint sauce?,

brass

an interpreter

Away from sadside

Barm cakes.

Away from idiots.

What a ghastly thought. Up north you'd get a total lack of decorum, astounding bad manners and exposure to vast swathes of unemployment. And it's almost as if evolution never happened in places.

Dont worry about Mustang hes still seething he has to live in sheltered housing.

whilst its good to hear about the mushy peas the nap at any uk racecourse is the fish and chips at sedgefield utter madness anybody would eat anything else when visiting this racecourse.

Johnny

Only teasing of course, my father was a northerner.

Aye up Johnny ltns

Ladies day at Aintree best day of the year for atmosphere and good natured fun.

Hi mate, yes I was on a ban.....

Not long back from a ban meself mate

fish and chips at sedgefield

less race going coke heads up narrth

Sticky toffee pudding

Thankfully free of cockney accents and that ridiculous rhyming slang.

Drinking water…..

I miss those glorious accents hayden. Innit.

Nothing wrong with Thames water Ace   

Final post from me incase Rico thinks he's got me   

And by the way Rhyming slang died out with the Pearly kings and queens.

pearly kings died out that much there was one sky news this morning

Scottish drinking water Hayden……I think they wanted to pipe it down South…..

One sky news?

Bradley Walsh still uses it on The Chase sparrow now and again.

Just part of an act though but the TV show Minder did it well enough.

Fink you're probably an Eastenders fan sparrow   

Certainly not hayden. A load of crap in my view.

Phew , nice1   

pony .... sparrow

25 elise

lol ... pony & trap

Certainly not hayden. A load of crap in my view.

fish and chips up redcar lovely down in london ****

https://cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/horse_and_trap/

Pony = pony and trap = crap (note: Cockneys also use "pony" to mean £25 - hopefully the meaning is clear from the context)

just pay attention if someone asks you if you'd like it in the gary

London is a cesspool…..imo

well u lived in edin and much of that was a cesspool literally

Never lived in Edinburgh

Central belt…..people mucked in and kept the area clean and tidy just like they do in Japan…

Now here in Perthshire it’s much the same they don’t do dirt or mess…..

u were on the outskirts, but close enough

20 miles Elsie

aye bathgate from memory

Close…..

Margate?

you're thinking of del and rodney on the pub jolly out sparra and whilst there's some comedic similarity i'm fairly sure trigger had a broom and lochy prob has a small vac he bought at a service station on the  M8

All history now …..