“Kalashnikov has too much ammunition”

shot down if it got beat.

Amy is a good little trainer, i guess she is the daughter of the owner ?

^ yes

Lighten up you sad tw@

Hi BigRod, how's it hanging?

Don't think it would have gone down that well in the Las Vegas Ladbrokes

I look forward to his puns.
Then again, I'm not a miserable old goat.

Indeed, onlooker. I wonder if Warwick have considered a name change for the Paddock Suite.

if not finding Machin's tedious wordplay funny makes me a miserable old goat, then all i can say is   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ay1sFEIBsA

He's as unfunny as he is predictable.
The people who enjoy the puns must also be the sort of person who giggle when reading tabloid headlines.

The odd one would be tolerable, but the inevitability of them makes them tedious in the extreme.

You can just picture him thinking how clever he is to have thought them up, and the excitement as he delivers the line. Unbearable.

He's a 2D cut out