Bigmart - the tribute album

Hes dissappeared with embarassment. Will be editing as we speak to make himself feel good and confirm once again WAC he really is.

Down his local Baldie's furiously taking photos of 'winning'' greyhound and football correct score betting slips to save face (nap)

flukes
Mart, bottom of his own Beforetimers League table, couldn't hit a cow's backside with a banjo

OK Mart, what have you got for us?
Bigmart - Carnspindle that horse cannot win next race thats a freebie







You need a bigger banjo Mart. Maybe a bigger cow. Maybe both.

Carnspindle's going down in Turf History for all the wrong reasons !

I can see a film emerging from this. "The Horse That Couldn't Win" has a nice ring to it.

He could stop a train pre race

He could stop a train pre race

bigmart
31 Mar 17 16:04
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jeff rem tina turner simply the best had a great run ,[:wink: form am in beggars belief


Yeah the forum can see that with your results on the "Let's make some profit thread"

hes currently fixing his betting shop pencil.

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time

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Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown
Track 15: Oh yes I,m the great pretender

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown
Track 15: Oh yes I,m the great pretender
Track 16: What a fool believes

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown
Track 15: Oh yes I,m the great pretender
Track 16: What a fool believes
Track 17: I can't win

How on earth can " Every " looser " wins " not be in the top ten ?

I did suggest it redrob.

Add it to the list then

It's what it's there for

Dont stop believing

Anything by The Carpenters.

Anything, isn't the name of the song btw, Irish.

if i had a hammer !

no.18 if i had a hammer ! its gonna be a double album (nap )

" wooden it be nice "

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD4sxxoJGkA

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ztZ7WFo3nw



knock on wood
Amii Stewart 

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown
Track 15: Oh yes I,m the great pretender
Track 16: What a fool believes
Track 17: I can't win
Track 18: Hooker with a penis

Title: Hunting Girl
Artist: Jethro Tull
Album: Songs from the Wood


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibDLLDOYfmY    your no even good at tributes u lot

"Norwegian Wood …"


I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time
Drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said
"It's time for bed"

She told me she worked
In the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't
And crawled off to sleep in the bath



Beatles - Norwegian Wood (this Bird Has Flown)

Rip it up and start again

the wood song


  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djvIWPJ_zXc

eric church like a wrecking ball !

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga1qX3TZGkk

kenbo warming up before he heads off to work

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upmh4ZFfwCw


   The Kitchen-Counter Workout |    keep moving them joints kenbo

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown
Track 15: Oh yes I,m the great pretender
Track 16: What a fool believes
Track 17: I can't win
Track 18: Hooker with a penis
Track 19: Every Looser Wins
Track 20: (After)Time Is On My Side
Track 21: Ain't Too proud To Edit
Track 22: The Reasons Why (I Edit)
Track 23: Policy Of Truth
Track 24: Would I lie To You
Track 25: King Of All Excuses
Track 26: Baron Von Bullshit Rides Again

The last one is a ep btw, Apologies

Track 27: If I had a beautiful body would latex lolly hold it against me (Not a feckin chance)

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown
Track 15: Oh yes I,m the great pretender
Track 16: What a fool believes
Track 17: I can't win
Track 18: Hooker with a penis
Track 19: Every Looser Wins
Track 20: (After)Time Is On My Side
Track 21: Ain't Too proud To Edit
Track 22: The Reasons Why (I Edit)
Track 23: Policy Of Truth
Track 24: Would I lie To You
Track 25: King Of All Excuses
Track 26: Baron Von Bullshit Rides Again
Track 27: So you win again

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown
Track 15: Oh yes I,m the great pretender
Track 16: What a fool believes
Track 17: I can't win
Track 18: Hooker with a penis
Track 19: Every Looser Wins
Track 20: (After)Time Is On My Side
Track 21: Ain't Too proud To Edit
Track 22: The Reasons Why (I Edit)
Track 23: Policy Of Truth
Track 24: Would I lie To You
Track 25: King Of All Excuses
Track 26: Baron Von Bullshit Rides Again
Track 27: So you win again
Track 28: How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Always Win When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
Track 29: My Brain Is Like A Sieve

Track 30: Muppet on a string
Track 31: Ebeneezer NO Goode
Track 32: I can see a liar (in the mirror)
Track 33: Slide away (when I'm found out)
Track 34: Cigarettes and alcohol
Track 35: I hear voices
Track 36: Fast (short) fuse
Track 37: Thick as thieves
Track 38: Time for (adding) zeroes
Track 39: Shout
Track 40: Anything by Simple Minds

kebab shop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ9pcR8ylNY

Track 1: The Most Wonderful Aftertime of the Year
Track 2: Time, Aftertime
Track 3: I’ve had the Aftertime of my Life
Track 4: The Aftertime Warp
Track 5: As Aftertime goes by
Track 6: She changed my life, I changed my bet
Track 7: 41lbs of Tuppenny Rice
Track 8: Lipstick, Powderhall and Paint
Track 9: Who let the Slavering Dogs out?
Track 10: How much is that Slavering Dog in the Window?
Track 11: We Found Love (she found trouble in running)
track 12: Dont laught at me,cos im a fool
Track 13: If i could turn back time
Track 14: Tears of a clown
Track 15: Oh yes I,m the great pretender
Track 16: What a fool believes
Track 17: I can't win
Track 18: Hooker with a penis
Track 19: Every Looser Wins
Track 20: (After)Time Is On My Side
Track 21: Ain't Too proud To Edit
Track 22: The Reasons Why (I Edit)
Track 23: Policy Of Truth
Track 24: Would I lie To You
Track 25: King Of All Excuses
Track 26: Baron Von Bullshit Rides Again
Track 27: So you win again
Track 28: How Can You Believe Me when You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
Track 29: My Brain Is Like A Sieve
Track 30: Muppet on a string
Track 31: Ebeneezer NO Goode
Track 32: I can see a liar (in the mirror)
Track 33: Slide away (when I'm found out)
Track 34: Cigarettes and alcohol
Track 35: I hear voices
Track 36: Fast (short) fuse
Track 37: Thick as thieves
Track 38: Time for (adding) zeroes
Track 39: Shout
Track 40: Anything by Simple Minds

ttt

" Buddy can you spare a dime ".

straight in at number1

Liar by the Sex Pistols

ps the b side wud be Lady In Red  just to re-iterate the A side

... If I had a Hammer. !! 

Imagination (the song) by Belouis Some

Imagination (the group) - its just an illusion

Aftertime The Gold Rush

The Chicken Song

The Birdie Table Song

The Paddy Power Of Love

I will walk 500 miles before work and after work cozz I'm ex sas plus I've had to sell the mini .

Anything by The Editors

Black Betty by Ram Jammer

can you find a space on the album for this one ?
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6RFccBmqM4

Can fit it in after this track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_J6C6rZiQ

Im Forever blowing Doubles by West Ham

Save all your Chickens for Me brotherhood of man

Mamma his waving Pies at me Lena Zavaroni

His Mista Know it All Stevie Wonder

he aint heavy,he's fatmarty by the Hollies.

Money Money Money by abba, marts versions in the betting shop till

If I had a hammer I'd smash the betting shop up by Bigmart aka kebabman 12" only I'm on a diet

Senza Una Doner

Tiptoe through the Bettingslips by Tiny Tim aka Massive Mart

We all live in a Yellow Pss stained vest by Martin and the 24lb of Daintees

Every Loser wins Nick Berry aka see to it greggy.

dont laught at me cos im a fatfool..norman wismart.

Self Insufficient Man of the Seasick Steve LP Hubcrap Music.

[Piano intro]

[Chorus]
I want you to give me a kebab
I want you to give me a kebab
I want you to give me a kebab
I want you to give me a kebab

[Verse]
I want kebab 'cause I like it
This is what I eat
And I want everything on it
I'm not on diet

[Chorus]
I want you to give me a kebab
I want you to give me a kebab
I want you to give me a kebab
I want you to give me a kebab

By Luciano

Zoom Just 1 bet then my bank went Boom

Fat Martins Band

Weres my Money gone
Weres my Money gone
Dun my bollix in
Ooh aye chirp a chirp a cheep cheep
Chirp a chirp a cheep

Last night at quarter to eight I had wee bet
Ooh aye dun my bollix in
Weres my money gone ooh aye chirp a chirp a cheep cheep

Imaginary lady in red.

... Anything by The Pretenders.

Stop your Sobbing especially tonight.

Saughton for fleas and pizz

This is the song that describes him most aptly,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI

... No Brass in Pocket. !!

The Boy with a Spelk in his Thumb smiths

Twenty Lays to leave your lover help me Gregg

5 feet High and rising
How much debt am I in paddy
It's 5 feet high and rising

Aww Shadupya face joe dolce aka the women sat next to mart in the betting shop

Free Bet by Lynyrd Skintered

Me and the Elephant cilla black chosen by marts ex as their wedding song

ive got a silver mini,

Hawkwind and Pish.

Temporary like Accleus - Bob Dylan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04zwhjRiCbo

A pair of brown Pies pogues

My credibility won't come back Charlie drake

Were is my mind pixies

Grimmy after blowing his loaned bank on the 1st bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwWG2qmmroI

wac

The Liar the Clancy brothers

Atertime, (Clock of the Heart), Culture Club

Dreamer (supertramp)


Martina ticks both boxes

Would I lie to you Charles & eddie

the whole town's laughing at me … teddy prentendergrass