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The Cash Machine pulls it off again without a second's worry.
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Well done Lord Birchy!
Credit wear it's dew.
You have consigned me to scraping the knockings out of a Prince's Salmon Paste jar this evening - I hope you're happy.
Credit wear it's dew.
You have consigned me to scraping the knockings out of a Prince's Salmon Paste jar this evening - I hope you're happy.
He got lucky. Landed on a stable in form on the day. And Moore at Plumpton. And FAVOURITE.
Rumour has it he begged Brucie for his wages in advance this month, so bad are his finances. Silly idiot!!
Rumour has it he begged Brucie for his wages in advance this month, so bad are his finances. Silly idiot!!
2 in a row was asking too much wasn't it. Rare a blind squirrel finds 2 nuts in a day. However, another losing day, to sp, for our dummy.
Roll on tomorrow........
Roll on tomorrow........
Right back in the groove with the appropriately named C0ck Leary.
glad we got this months winner out of the way,now lets get back to basics birchy.
todays offerings
gorran haven 2.10S
master rajeem 2.30H
hollywood allstar 3.30H
twist on ginge 3.40S
todays offerings
gorran haven 2.10S
master rajeem 2.30H
hollywood allstar 3.30H
twist on ginge 3.40S
2nd one first beaten in 230 - wish I had jumped on this bandwagon at the outset!
***BREAKING NEWS***
Jockey Club have officially increased the 'Birchy Penalty' from the current 16lb to 19lb.
Jockey Club have officially increased the 'Birchy Penalty' from the current 16lb to 19lb.
his nap of the week is regal flow at warwick on thursday
Barrers - wear are you getting this priceless information please?
Utterly remarkable. How can he be so consistently clueless. He's actually getting WORSE Didn't think it possible.
These horses are running as though they KNOW Birchy is on their back.
And how come he's "tipped" up 4 today? I thought Brucie only allowed him 3 shots at the dartboard.
Wish he would write a column every day. We could ALL give up work ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.
Hey Birchy, any chance you can pick out some random 10-1 lays? SO WE CAN BACK THEM
These horses are running as though they KNOW Birchy is on their back.
And how come he's "tipped" up 4 today? I thought Brucie only allowed him 3 shots at the dartboard.
Wish he would write a column every day. We could ALL give up work ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.
Hey Birchy, any chance you can pick out some random 10-1 lays? SO WE CAN BACK THEM
Ok Barrers - thanks.
Btw - did everyone who applied receive their 'Old Birchonian' club tie please?
Sent out at the weekend.
Btw - did everyone who applied receive their 'Old Birchonian' club tie please?
Sent out at the weekend.
birchys next 3-30 is drifting like a barge.!!!! if this wins i am done for ! good luck layers. 
sorry about this but surely even a monkey could get a winner once in a while
i've had 2 quid on it
i've had 2 quid on it
nicko,nicko,he had his monthly winner yesterday.at least lay it for a place to cover yourself
Nickers - leave this thread immediately please - this place is not for the likes of you.
yes nicko but our hero is lower in the evolutionary scale than a monkey ..... much lower
NICKO take a glass of water between drinks, it works for me. 
Just come off the phone with McPherson who is seething and as a practising lawyer has already begun drafting a 'Birchy Clause' that will allow trainers to withdraw their charge right up to the 'Off' should his Lordship give them a favourable mention.
oh no - you guys were right - i will not get sucked in again. thanks.
anybody lend me a couple of quid?
anybody lend me a couple of quid?
Another loser already.........................half way round!
http://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/29850919/richard-birch-tips-today
Just found the above article, they were moaning about him 4 years ago....................you literally could give up your job laying his selections
http://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/29850919/richard-birch-tips-today
Just found the above article, they were moaning about him 4 years ago....................you literally could give up your job laying his selections
should have place layed instead of win lay, still from small acorns.
Would 'Old Birchonians' please return their 2017 Annual Dinner acceptance forms by Friday please - I am booking the Churchill Rooms in Parliament this year and given it's only a short journey from 'The Other Place' I am very hopeful his Lordship will be able to join us.
BBoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
The KISS OF DEATH strikes again with the full monty......four unplaced outta four
#sheerclass
#sheerclass
Traded as low as 2.1 on the win market and then suddenly the birchy penalty kicked in and the rest is history !!!!!
funs over,perfect win & place lay day,roll on next monday,dont forget regal flow thursday.RSVP in the post eky!
whilst I appreciate this is all a bit of a laugh, are any of you concerned that threads like this could end up costing a man his job. I'm well aware of the argument that if you are a tipster you live and die by your selections and they haven't been going at all well but it takes a long time in racing for anyone to lose their job but could this reduce the timescale by bringing attention to it. I don't know the guy but I'm guessing he has a wife and kids to feed. It is all rather amusing but it seems a bit unfair to put the boot in too much on Birchy when many other newspaper tipsters aren't much better. Am i alone in thinking this?
dont worry asparagus the RP are being flooded with emails to give him a column every day.
NO you are not alone in this asparagus, apparently rayman posted earlier that birchys coloumn is only a bit of banter and should not be
taken seriously, so if that is the case alls well i suppose.
ps , i assume his " tips " are read by his employees.
taken seriously, so if that is the case alls well i suppose.
ps , i assume his " tips " are read by his employees.
also by every monday all losses have been recovered with more on top. don't worry he's very successful. just not in the paper
it's almost as if his whole column is a spoof/satire.
still its april soon and he'll no doubt be banging in the winners, i imagine april 1st is a particularly profitable day for the sage.
still its april soon and he'll no doubt be banging in the winners, i imagine april 1st is a particularly profitable day for the sage.
whilst I appreciate this is all a bit of a laugh, are any of you concerned that threads like this could end up costing a man his job. I'm well aware of the argument that if you are a tipster you live and die by your selections and they haven't been going at all well but it takes a long time in racing for anyone to lose their job but could this reduce the timescale by bringing attention to it. I don't know the guy but I'm guessing he has a wife and kids to feed. It is all rather amusing but it seems a bit unfair to put the boot in too much on Birchy when many other newspaper tipsters aren't much better. Am i alone in thinking this?
If The Post are worried about this then they should do an article on losing runs, something that affects us all, yet the least talked about subject in racing. He's obviously having a bad time of it and Pricewise is another who has had some horrendous runs and yet it's all brushed under the carpet. I recently had a losing run of 24 in row myself (and I've had worse in the past) and how you deal with these runs, keep your composure and not chase is what separates the winners from the losers.
If The Post are worried about this then they should do an article on losing runs, something that affects us all, yet the least talked about subject in racing. He's obviously having a bad time of it and Pricewise is another who has had some horrendous runs and yet it's all brushed under the carpet. I recently had a losing run of 24 in row myself (and I've had worse in the past) and how you deal with these runs, keep your composure and not chase is what separates the winners from the losers.
Why on earth would anyone feel sorry for BIRCHY.
The joker is afforded EVERY privilege a punter could wish for............and still can't make it pay !!!!!
The joker is afforded EVERY privilege a punter could wish for............and still can't make it pay !!!!!
interesting point asparagus,if you went to a restaurant where the food was terrible would you refrain from complaining in case the chef lost his job?
No, I dont feel one bit sorry for him. In todays RFO he talks about last Saturday when he had £320 on a loser, followed by £320 e/w on an unplaced but our hero gets out of trouble with a £320 win at 7/2 on Ascot De Bruyere with 3.6.5. He has a footie bet this week folks with 1 bag on Port Vale on Saturday. Vale are in the relegation zone so a win must be needed, Phil Taylor must be fuming.
Barrowboy, that's not a fair comparison. In the restaurant example I would have spent lots of cash and had a miserable time. I'm not following Birchy's tips so it makes no difference to me. To be quite frank i would rather the tipsters in the Post be hopeless rather than good ones like Hugh Taylor who marks the bookies cards and collapses prices with no one being able to get on. I don't follow any tipsters, i trust my own opinion but good tipsters concern me much more than bad ones.
I see we have found a poor naive punter in nicko. At least you only lost 2 quid son, but you need to learn quick. Don't do it again. Birch is rancidly hopeless, as today proved yet again.
I mean, how can a supposed "tipster" give 4 selections AND GET THEM ALL UNPLACED ffs?
This is not a one off, it's regular. He is however, paying my mortgage, as the cash cow keeps
churning out the dollars.
Cheers Birchy, you're the best
I mean, how can a supposed "tipster" give 4 selections AND GET THEM ALL UNPLACED ffs?
This is not a one off, it's regular. He is however, paying my mortgage, as the cash cow keeps
churning out the dollars.
Cheers Birchy, you're the best
cheers asparagus,but i dont think its a bad comparison.just because you dont back his tips doesnt mean that others dont,im sure there are plenty that do with the inevitable losses.tbf birch has had a column in the RP (& RFO) for a good number of years & apart from his greyhound input which was ok his selections have invariably been useless,so i doubt millington would get rid just because of **** take thread on here after all this time.if you headline tips in the trade paper surely your fair game.
I went to school with Couch, skinny as a rake he used to be. Birchy is great for us, everyone on here must have made a nice few quid laying his tips, he has paid for Vegas this year for me, in all honesty, he is one useless guessing fantasist
His Wednesday "Banker" on the RP App is Jac The Legend in the 3:10 at Sedgy.
If I remember rightly his Wednesday pick won a couple of weeks ago.
If I remember rightly his Wednesday pick won a couple of weeks ago.
that one fits birchys selection profile perfectly,fav in a small field apparently down in grade.
top weight in a slog round sedgefield,claimer on board,form of horse in decline,im more than happy to take it on at the price.
top weight in a slog round sedgefield,claimer on board,form of horse in decline,im more than happy to take it on at the price.
his nap of the week is regal flow at warwick on thursday
... thanks barrowboy.
... thanks barrowboy.
chocs away chaps ! who is laying this little blighter ?
i say this birch chappie is not playing with a straight bat ! what !
Well done Barrers - I am appointing you Captain of this ship in my abscence.
Saturday Banker:Lion can roar to National win
Richard Birch reveals Saturday's hotshot
Vieux Lion Rouge
Richard Birch reveals Saturday's hotshot
Vieux Lion Rouge
The naivety and gullibility is staggering. He also went for Blaklion, so he's done a clever headline without realising it!!
The obligatory 2 stone extra has, unfortunately, been applied to both said beasts.
The obligatory 2 stone extra has, unfortunately, been applied to both said beasts.
The 'Birchy Penalty' is currently officially 21 lb slickers.
jesus, mondays r/post will make intresting reading... birchy to be seen next on " britains worst landlords " getting evicted from his
squat in kilburn.
squat in kilburn.
Apologies Ekkers. But we are getting there. At the current rate, we must be looking at 28 lbs very very soon eh....
Love the jealousy here. Birchy is a top man and shows a handsome profit over the year (8 years out of 10). Should be doing Pricewise imo.
Tilted, don't cut off your
Nose to spite your face.!
Just get on the train.
Nose to spite your face.!
Just get on the train.
"a handsome profit over the year (8 years out of 10)"
Not on Orses he hasnt
Not on Orses he hasnt
Some statement by tilted. How would he know such a thing? The Bircher couldn't make a profit if you gave him 2-1 heads and 2-1 tails ffs. The guy is as rotten and as clueless as they come. That being the case, you do NOT show a profit 8 years out of 10
Tilted, if, uniquely in this industry, you are allowed to cherry pick every price you want without question, often the night before racing, and the bookmakers never close or restrict your account, even though the horses you are backing all move in price, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO LOSE, EVEN IF YOU CHOOSE THE PRICE RICS AT RANDOM...
Tilted, if, uniquely in this industry, you are allowed to cherry pick every price you want without question, often the night before racing, and the bookmakers never close or restrict your account, even though the horses you are backing all move in price, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO LOSE, EVEN IF YOU CHOOSE THE PRICE RICS AT RANDOM...
BINGO.
BINGO.
He gets what he wants on at what prices, and he is still useless, 1 winner from around 25, he must be going down the back of the settee every week to help pay for his grub
TILTED can you post tommoz TIPS on here first please, saves shoe leather.!
If I were he, I would top myself, he supports Charlton, Deptford is hotbed Millwall
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