Day of the thick jockey at Lingfield today

that shortie gettin beat - big ouch

thats 3 out of 3 good things/favorites beaten already at Lingers.  Horrible stuff.

Clown ran up the arse of the leader and had to switch. Wasn't even looking where he was going

Exactly, wasn't even looking. Had he looked he'd have seen the MASSIVE gap up the inside and won. Follows nicely on from Martin Lane seeing gaps no one else can, presumably not looking where he was going either.