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I am at the races and I am watching the horses going around before they are going to be saddled.
I look to my right and see a person leaning on the rail who I recognize but I could not put a name to the face.
You know how you do when you know someone but can not think where you know them from.
I was thinking I know how they talk I am sure I know them I will go and ask where I know them from so I walk over and I am now standing almost in front of them and just about to open my month when
I see in the corner of my eye this person looking on it then comes to me where I knew this person from I had seen her on postage stamps it was her Majesty the Queen.
Body swerve and away I go thinking how stupid am I.
It was a normal meeting at Ascot by the way.
I look to my right and see a person leaning on the rail who I recognize but I could not put a name to the face.
You know how you do when you know someone but can not think where you know them from.
I was thinking I know how they talk I am sure I know them I will go and ask where I know them from so I walk over and I am now standing almost in front of them and just about to open my month when
I see in the corner of my eye this person looking on it then comes to me where I knew this person from I had seen her on postage stamps it was her Majesty the Queen.
Body swerve and away I go thinking how stupid am I.
It was a normal meeting at Ascot by the way.
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besides this little ditty ive always thought your stupidity stood you out from anyone on here,and thats saying something.
You know how you do when you know someone but can not think where you know them from.
had seen her on postage stamps it was her Majesty the Queen.
Body swerve and away I go thinking how stupid am I.
Stupid or a fookin nutter?
had seen her on postage stamps it was her Majesty the Queen.
Body swerve and away I go thinking how stupid am I.
Stupid or a fookin nutter?
keep taking the tablets seaside they seem to be helping you
then comes to me where I knew this person from I had seen her on postage stamps it was her Majesty the Queen.
you sure it wasn't Omar Sharif?
you sure it wasn't Omar Sharif?
Biggest load of tosh spouted by OP. Beats even the b@ll@cks posted by Bigmart ( and that's saying something)
I was going to tell the story of the Queen Mother at Windsor one day but I now think I will give that one a miss.
as she was only a queen you should have said that she was lucky you were here to speak to her !
I had a Mate who was Footman to the Queen Mother.He came in the bookies where I worked
and I told him try a couple of quid on a horse called Oriental Sunset he duly backed it
and it lost to another horse in the same race called Oriental I said sorry our horse
lost but he had accidentally backed the winner not seeing the correct Oriental! 33-1
the horse was returned at...Lucky Bstard...
and I told him try a couple of quid on a horse called Oriental Sunset he duly backed it
and it lost to another horse in the same race called Oriental I said sorry our horse
lost but he had accidentally backed the winner not seeing the correct Oriental! 33-1
the horse was returned at...Lucky Bstard...
so I walk over *
* then im grabbed,searched,thrown out
* then im grabbed,searched,thrown out
I had a Mate who was Footman to the Queen Mother
This forum gets worse lol
This forum gets worse lol
Got a Xmas card every year front St James Palace..
seaside could write an entertaining book on horseracing and betting in general .
anyone remember the boss,wife,punter,bets,blackmail Sedgefield I think scuttle post
best ever
best ever
no word of a lie seaside, this happened to me - I was at Newmarket one day at the paddock
there in the middle of the paddock with a normal group was a woman who I was sure that I recognized
but couldn't place
eventually I realized it was The Queen
falls short of your story in that I was never going to go up to her and ask where I knew her from
but it's true and so I can understand your story
there in the middle of the paddock with a normal group was a woman who I was sure that I recognized
but couldn't place
eventually I realized it was The Queen
falls short of your story in that I was never going to go up to her and ask where I knew her from
but it's true and so I can understand your story
Robin Cook used to parade himself in front of the stand at Musselburgh when he arrived.
One day he stood beside me at the paddock rail. I ignored him so he gave a little attention seeking cough,
I studiously turned my attention to my race card.
Another day Alex Salmond saw a gap beside me and commanded his wife to 'Stay there, I've got people to see' and headed for the hospitality room. If she was not nearly ages with me I would have chatted her up.
One day he stood beside me at the paddock rail. I ignored him so he gave a little attention seeking cough,
I studiously turned my attention to my race card.
Another day Alex Salmond saw a gap beside me and commanded his wife to 'Stay there, I've got people to see' and headed for the hospitality room. If she was not nearly ages with me I would have chatted her up.
Can't wait to hear your tale about the lovely Queen Mum(gawd bless 'er etc.).
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