A SPECIAL message for Sir_Bond AKA Simple Simon

Simon, be sure to wear your helmet before reading......

Simple Simon met a comma,
Going on the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the comma,
Let me put you anywhere.
Says the comma to Simple Simon,
Show me first your penny;
Says Simple Simon to the comma,
Indeed I have not any.
Simple Simon went a-cruising,
In his old manky beamer;
He shed many tears for all his losing,
His vintage beam sure a screamer.
Simple Simon went to lookie
If his profit loss was edited right;
This boy was a naive rookie
Which made poor Simon look like sh1te........