about -5 in london right now

*factor

Shut up you drunken fool.

Chav's a bellend, not a fool.

Shut up you drunken bellend

Kenbo is a good egg, layingisthewayforward.

That reminds me of my missus looking in the mirror and saying "I feel fat and ugly" to which I reply "You're not ugly darling!"

Stop being a bellend chavvers     

as in life i will not offer any more information as you seem to know it all

I do of course.

Weather in London, England, United Kingdom

Now 8c

Clear

Feels like: 5c

http://www.timeanddate.com/weather/uk/london

yeh im outside in flip flops with a strawberry daiquiri

Subterfuge.

subterranean homesick blues

subterranean homesick alien is better.

radiohead

high and dry

fake plastic trees a bit of a classic