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Zodiac: Hello, it's me, Zodiac, the world's greatest poster here. I'd like a donkey on the McCoy horse running in the 2:30 at Wolvers, please.
Betfair Agent: I'm sorry, sir, do you mean a monkey, that's the common parlance used by chavs to sound cool? And I'm afraid that Tony McCoy has retired now, but there are other horses to bet on. What do you want to do?
Background noise, but you can hear Zodiac's voice .... "mum, the man said that McCoy's retired. You told me that if I was good and took my medication every day, Father Christmas would bring me a Tony McCoy onesie. I don't want one now."
Betfair Agent: Well do you want a bet sir?
Zodiac: Can I call back later, after the race has finished?
Betfair Agent: Can I help you with anything else?
Zodiac: Well, it's a technical question, but how do I make sure I put all of the commas in when I'm editing my account?
Betfair Agent: One moment, please, sir, I'll pass you over to somebody who may be able to help you.
New voice comes on ... Hello, I'm a psychiatrist, now how can I help you?
Zodiac in background again "mum, it's that man again who's always trying to get me to stay in his nice hospital. Shall I tell him I'm off to my villa in the Canaries again, then when he come round I can hide under the stairs again."
Betfair Agent: I'm sorry, sir, do you mean a monkey, that's the common parlance used by chavs to sound cool? And I'm afraid that Tony McCoy has retired now, but there are other horses to bet on. What do you want to do?
Background noise, but you can hear Zodiac's voice .... "mum, the man said that McCoy's retired. You told me that if I was good and took my medication every day, Father Christmas would bring me a Tony McCoy onesie. I don't want one now."
Betfair Agent: Well do you want a bet sir?
Zodiac: Can I call back later, after the race has finished?
Betfair Agent: Can I help you with anything else?
Zodiac: Well, it's a technical question, but how do I make sure I put all of the commas in when I'm editing my account?
Betfair Agent: One moment, please, sir, I'll pass you over to somebody who may be able to help you.
New voice comes on ... Hello, I'm a psychiatrist, now how can I help you?
Zodiac in background again "mum, it's that man again who's always trying to get me to stay in his nice hospital. Shall I tell him I'm off to my villa in the Canaries again, then when he come round I can hide under the stairs again."
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