Buy one get the other one free

I bought a nice silk tie and got one free.Took both back as they were too tight

fykin el zip - have you been drinking ?

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with old American sitcoms.

Happy Days.

roida says susie gives a 2 for 1 offer to pensioners on mondays and wednesdays

ZEALOT   DRINKER 2.00 sunday who aint ... had mates around last night the breeders cup   booze was flowing all night  most of em cleard off 11.00  this morning still got   two here.. but a great night    pal of mine     is very keen on this 2.35 king of the world.. so were having a few quid on...it   looks ok  so lets go

king of the world ran ok     but was never going to win   my pal was happy with the place money... covered the win money  ...

10p win 50p place? hi5

roida it paid  on average 11/8 to place  ok your £10 POUNDS  dont win a lot but my pal  backs in big numbers
he has to   a new roller ever year  .. a wife   cost a big fortune (dont the  pretty girls always ) and a  mansion aint cheap... trust me ...

zipper   

  01 Nov 15 15:06 
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roida it paid  on average 11/8 to place  ok your £10 POUNDS  dont win a lot but my pal  backs in big numbers
he has to   a new roller ever year  .. a wife   cost a big fortune (dont the  pretty girls always ) and a  mansion aint cheap... trust me ...

You missed out the word skates you cloth eared rabbit

Could have done with Zip in world war 2 ze germans would never have cracked this fooker's code that's for sure.

roida...... ok i aint your type of bet  why your a tow bob  guesser this fav  3.45 carlisle  only 3 runners 15k to the winner  will be long  long odds on   your betting it dont fall    put some up got matched for a grand  ... cancelled the rest   happy with that ...its lump on time

tell him the sheepskin rollers are good value zip...emulsion doesnt stick to them.

zip aftertiming again

strid    they are very clever people than you...... who   tried to break the zipper code  none of em were   sucessful........ in fact  3 of em  topped  thier self

3.35 and 3.45.......... aint after time   big money  win and place on the line ... anyone  pays thats me out    both get beat thats me out

I'm quite happy with my intelligence level Zip and have neither the time or inclination to try and decipher your ramblings mate.

Hope you and susie enjoyed your hols, think stevie said he'd urinated in the scotch and you wouldn't notice

nursey.....colin is full of jds.....please no 4pm meds today......they dont mix......

zipper   

  01 Nov 15 14:23 
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ZEALOT   DRINKER 2.00 sunday who aint ... had mates around last night the breeders cup   booze was flowing all night  most of em cleard off 11.00  this morning still got   two here.. but a great night    pal of mine     is very keen on this 2.35 king of the world.. so were having a few quid on...it   looks ok  so lets go


Ben Doone and Phil Mc Crevis ??

bit up and down day  but won a bags of chips  59 quid   dont ask were  a bag of chips cost 59 quid

the 1/6  on fav    a one horse race .3.45    carlisle     15 grand to the winner   it was a walk over and trainers moan for 15 grand you should have a pop

cars on the drive  7.00pm    first night out  since we  got home   jet lag   pals a round last night  re the usa racing... looking forward to just Susan and Me

passion killer warning


don't tell sue you put 15k on a 1/5 shot