COMP : WHO CAN POST THE MOST CONVINCING LIE/POST TODAY.

I will do later, but I've got Kylie, Kate and Naomi round at the moment....

well that's a lie because kylie only left her 10 mins ago

*here

Jonny elsie your both lying so I win...........Kylie is chomping on me as we speak:)

sorry elise

sorry couldnt respond immediately jennifer (lopez) was demanding more rough s ex.

betfair forum to introduce 'charges' : 10p a post

ps this thread is open to ALL p & l posters.dont be shy.

This is Kylie, I went for an opposite gender username as I thought that's what everybody did.
Now stop besmirching my name, or I'll get you all banned.

typical women, puts it about and then cries when she gets caught out

The world was a much better place fifty years ago !

Was that the last time you had sex Hal?!

No one on here would tell a lie - we all know that.

Hal youre getting slow I was expecting you'd answer 50 years ago!

... ignore last post - misread Johnnys post!

i just did 500 sit ups

Cricket: -£1,4,0,.,0,0, | Horse Racing: £1,2,2,2,.5,8  Total P&L:  £1,0,8,2,.5,8

Horse Racing     Showing 1 - 14 of 14 markets
Market     Start time     Settled date     Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Naas 27th Apr : 5f Listed     27-Apr-15 19:10     27-Apr-15 19:17     4,5,1.3,6
Horse Racing / Wind 27th Apr : 1m2f Hcap     27-Apr-15 19:00     27-Apr-15 19:08     -3,0.0,0
Horse Racing / Wind 27th Apr : To Be Placed     27-Apr-15 18:30     27-Apr-15 18:37     4,6.5,1
Horse Racing / Wolv 27th Apr : 1m Hcap     27-Apr-15 18:20     27-Apr-15 18:22     4,8.4,5
Horse Racing / Wind 27th Apr : To Be Placed     27-Apr-15 18:00     27-Apr-15 18:10     5,2.7,1
Horse Racing / Naas 27th Apr : 6f Hcap     27-Apr-15 17:40     27-Apr-15 17:48     5,0.3,9
Horse Racing / Ayr 27th Apr : 1m Hcap     27-Apr-15 16:05     27-Apr-15 16:12     5,0.3,9
Horse Racing / Kemp 27th Apr : 7f Hcap     27-Apr-15 15:55     27-Apr-15 15:59     5,0.3,9
Horse Racing / Sthl 27th Apr : To Be Placed     27-Apr-15 15:45     27-Apr-15 15:50     2,0,1.5,5
Horse Racing / Ayr 27th Apr : 5f Hcap     27-Apr-15 15:00     27-Apr-15 15:08     4,8.4,5
Horse Racing / Ayr 27th Apr : 6f Hcap     27-Apr-15 14:25     27-Apr-15 14:32     3,8.7,6
Horse Racing / Kemp 27th Apr : To Be Placed     27-Apr-15 14:15     27-Apr-15 14:22     5,2.7,7
Horse Racing / Sthl 27th Apr : 1m Mdn Stks     27-Apr-15 14:05     27-Apr-15 14:08     1,0,7.5,6
Horse Racing / Ayr 27th Apr : 6f Mdn Stks     27-Apr-15 13:50     27-Apr-15 13:58     5,3.2,9
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT     
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      number of edited comma's correct unless otherwise stated.

i love my wife

WE HAVE A WINNER

its good to know they try with every horse to gain its best possible placing

On my first date with the lady who is now my wife, I took her to see Love Story in Brighton.  On alighting, at Brighton station, I fell between the platform and the train.  "Mind the Gap" I didnt.

Thanks to Martingale I never lose.

i will be gutted when jamie spencer retires

just seen zip at york

and my post wasnt a lie..

May 13, 2015 -- 3:21PM, freddiewilliams wrote:

just seen zip at york

on his own or with the gardener ?

My post was all true, except I took her to see Kelly's Heroes

des....any chance of a few bra and panty shots......just for the lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzMfVyN_TBM

Hope that helps...

i read croosers post earlier didnt back his fancy and couldnt give a fk it won at 50/1

i think dettori will win this

The forum has come alive.

Zippy had a bet today

a good day in the end phew shovehapenny $534.69 toplessdarts $3.60 buckaroo$4,680. total p&l $6834.08.

The Tories have just won the general election.

Ryan Moore is the greatest jockey in the world !

r hughes always rides out for a place

im on my way to meet zipper for breakfast at the swallow hotel york

I am the owner of The Swallow Hotel at York have just thrown that Zippy Guy out ..refused
to pay his bill said he would give me the money later if Jack Hobbs wins..

you will be paid bm.....its a "cert"

Everyone on betfair wins"..........
fact,

The BSP on Glass House really was 95.61 ......despite every body cleaning up on his selection.

Zipper is not mental.

I'm just poolside at Stouteys Barbados pad at the minute, having been called in as a cheekpiece consultant.

Hang on, one of the maids is bent double trying to reach her feather duster so I'd better go.

nevison does a good job on ruk

i didnt back croosers 50/1 winner yesterday but backed his 14/1 loser today but i  dont give a fk.

all came good in the end in cyberland horse racing - $8,4376 dwarf throwing $161,208 total p&l $172,016.

it was not dettoris fault he lost on tendu

Meet Mick Fitz at Punchestown, Said he hated doing the pundit stuff as the producers keep telling him to dumb down for the viewers.

Oh and he gave me a winner which Henderson doesn't train.

Gutty hows the missus??

Im off next week if your about???

Improving but not 100% mate.

I could well be, Doing some decorating on yard at the moment to keep busy.

Pint is in order with all this fine weather we've been having(Excluding today)

pm what you can do . . . like i said im free all week.

leave it with you.

Ah how cute. Grimmy has a new forum pal

Hope youve told him your actual name now grimmy..how long before you tap him up for a few quid or shaft him..no doubt youve not exaggerated your stories either

Another night "irisharelucking"

Poor sod

"Gutty" is in the horsey game isnt he..and 1.01 grimmy would tap up someone he could get something from..standard grimmy

***pm sent.***

No idea why you think he'd be tapping me, Maybe your experience of meeting people to talk business differs from mine.

Yeah id imagine grimmy is well up on business



Its just a huge coincidence that grimmy always pals up with people he can get something from

You seem like a nice chap gutfeeling.. I dont see you post too often and you have alow post count..one assumes grimmy tapped u up via pm after you discussed what business you were in..once he realised you might have connections or info he can get..he can squeal like a pig. As is modus operandi over the yrs on here with his 20 plus usernames ...i brickie from wisbech

Anyways im sure grimmy will " tell you the truth"  as he usually does

Gutty any chance of lending me 10k is there

When we meet up next week paddy im sure Mr G will be more than up to making his own mind up about me.

Your posts dont show you up as being bitter and twisted at all. . . . . .

Indeed rick

Your an honest guy so im sure you willbe "truthful" as per

This threads got weird.

Groomed...and doomed...

Its nice forum folk can meet up for something other than a scrap

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"Gutty" is in the horsey game isnt he..and 1.01 grimmy would tap up someone he could get something from..standard grimmy
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No idea why you think he'd be tapping me, Maybe your experience of meeting people to talk business differs from mine.
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Irish are lucky 14 May 15 21:12 Joined: 18 Aug 08 | Topic/replies: 9,661 | Blogger: Irish are lucky's blog
Yeah id imagine grimmy is well up on business

LaughLaughLaughLaugh

Its just a huge coincidence that grimmy always pals up with people he can get something from

LaughLaughLaugh
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Irish are lucky 14 May 15 21:30 Joined: 18 Aug 08 | Topic/replies: 9,661 | Blogger: Irish are lucky's blog
You seem like a nice chap gutfeeling.. I dont see you post too often and you have alow post count..one assumes grimmy tapped u up via pm after you discussed what business you were in..once he realised you might have connections or info he can get..he can squeal like a pig. As is modus operandi over the yrs on here with his 20 plus usernames ...i brickie from wisbech LaughLaughLaugh

Anyways im sure grimmy will " tell you the truth"  as he usually does



THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST BIT OF "IRISHARELUCKYING" EVER

GLAD YOU AINT A TROLL . . . . . . .

i really enjoy reading ghost of db rowing with others in cyberspace.

i would definitely not like to hear that ghost of db and ia lucky have sorted their differences out at a neutral venue both armed with claw hammers.

Then i have a meaning in my pitiful exsistance then Mr 23

The Swallow Hotel is no longer apparently now its Just Marriots

Hey

phew turned it around AGAIN .clog cobbing $908.62 topless darts - $673.84 total P & L $1,525.76.....look its on the screen RIGHT it must be true ...please believe me ....i crave forum credibility....cyber dc's.

23nights, I have been asked to invite you to appear as one of Matt's guests on Attheraces Sunday Forum on 24th May 2015. 

If you're up for it then left click anywhere on the picture below and give it a few seconds to open your email program.

Then simply reply by typing the words YES PLEASE or NO THANKS in the subject box.

there are 29 people viewing this forum and im one of them......im not a sad c--t really im not.

sorry if im a bit mardy this morning ive just left zippers pyjama party...you didnt think it was a tip did you.it was an invitation imo.

i will be in tears when j spencer retires.....