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Prophet or Doom 31 Mar 16:18 I shall start the ball rolling with:
I am paper trading this until the end of the end of the month = I dont get paid until the end of the month.
Slicer 31 Mar 16:21 "It Cant Be Done"- means if you back your selection will lose and if you lay your selection wins.
"DISCOMBOBULATED"- a selection priced at 1.01 in running has just bean beaten.
Chop The Pot 31 Mar 16:24 Lump on = I'm an idiot
FREE MONEY = I'm an idiot
Full bank job = I'm an idiot
imvho*= I'm an idiot
Hope this helps = I'm an idiot
borgboy 31 Mar 16:30 GRETNA CAN'T WIN TONIGHT = Gretna will win 7-0
gus 31 Mar 16:38 "Has anyone tried ....?" = "Please visit my website"
Compound Magic 31 Mar 16:38 "I outlay only 2% of my bank" = No confidence in winning so i'm betting peanuts.
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:42 I've done my bank = Wallet empty, but I'll go to the ATM in a few minutes
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:43 Are winnings on here taxable? = I won £3.27 on here but I want everyone to think that I am a full-time pro
SuperMurph 31 Mar 16:46 "Hi I am new here" - I've done my brains and I'm back for another go
Chop The Pot 31 Mar 16:47 Does anybody know the line ups for.../Does anybody know the final score between... = I've got no mates and just want someone to talk to, otherwise I would have Googled it.
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:48 1.01 about to be gubbed - someone is about to win/lost a lot of money but it wasn't me
Slicer 31 Mar 16:49 "Can I make it pay by backing/laying all favourites on the all weather"?- I have no idea how to bet or lay and I want to be classed as a sheep!
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:53 Hurry up Betfair!! Pay out on.... = Hey everyone!, I won £2.05 on.... and I need the money fast
Compound Magic 31 Mar 17:20 "Thinking of turning Pro" = I'm thinking of throwing caution to the wind. One roll of the dice
Irishlad2 31 Mar 17:22 I greened out in-running. - That selection of mine was *****.
jeanius 31 Mar 17:24 gbyhysfc = youve get a good point there and i dont know how to answer it (see esp. warwick hunt when in a corner )
adriandc 31 Mar 17:27 regarding games, "Its fixed" = I just blew all my cash because I got greedy
billy 31 Mar 17:28 BOOOOOOOM !! = My Oven's just blown up
Bada Bing !! = Jason Weaver's at the front door
Muqbil 31 Mar 17:31 Ferengi sc*m - Sharp minded, big money winner.
Compound Magic 31 Mar 17:44 "It all goes to commission in the end" = I can't win at level stakes let alone the 5% commission
boggle 31 Mar 17:47 blah blah blah - it works for me! Means: I did this today and yesterday successfully and am trying to kid myself and you that this has worked and will work forever.
scarecrow 31 Mar 18:11 so and so is a great bet to win at a certain price=im shi tting myself because im huge red on him and hope to lay off.
flatliner 31 Mar 18:11 Hope this helps.
This won,t help.
gleeman 31 Mar 18:30 FACT - utter b@llocks
Bodger 31 Mar 18:39 'It's the strike rate that matters!' - I'm losing a packet but I want you to think I'm shrewd (remind you of anyone?)
cpfc4me 31 Mar 19:08 Strong rumour doing the rounds that Liverpool will win 2-1. = I'm another moron from the Soccer forum who wants to look big but in fact I'm doing the complete opposite oh, and by the way, I am trying to lay the Liverpool 2-1 Arsenal correct score.
Usaidit 01 Apr 01:48 this is from earlier
JamesLuff 31 Mar 17:10
who is the best tipster on betfair who makes most profit
my translation
I am lazy and greedy,who can I brown nose for tips
alfee 01 Apr 02:12 just keep plugin away and u be ok = IM ADDICTED AND SO ARE U !.
alfee 01 Apr 02:21 :^0 ITS THE CHILD IN ME.
SUNDANCEKID 01 Apr 10:13 borgboy 31 Mar 16:30
GRETNA CAN'T WIN TONIGHT = Gretna will win 7-0 ================================
.. 8-0 actually .. :^0
SUNDANCEKID 01 Apr 10:15 .. Your brilliant and I fully agree with everything youve posted .....Im using my multi account second username now
page-413 01 Apr 10:16 HELLO ANY ONE WHO TYPES A POST LIKE THIS IS AS THICK AS P i g ****
Carsten19 01 Apr 15:17 I am a pro = My profit is huge
Slicer 01 Apr 15:25 "Goodbye Im leaving for good"-see you tomorrow.
Alexandru 01 Apr 15:36 Has this happened ever before? = I happens on a regular basis
Alexandru 01 Apr 15:36 I=This :)
borgboy 01 Apr 15:47 "BIGEST MAN-HUNT SINCE THE YORKSHIRE RIPPER!!!" (repeated every 6 months) = we're completely making this up, just to sell you a paper
Oh, sorry, that's not a forum saying, is it? :/
Bodger 01 Apr 15:52 'That commentator's shiiiitte' - I'm gullible and stupid enough to listen to TV commentators.
Mister E 01 Apr 23:02 That commentary was terrible means Backed a loser That tipster is rubbish means backed a loser Well Done Sir Tom means I am attention seeking inadequate
Mister E 01 Apr 23:03 Has this ever happened before means I know this happens every day
marksman 01 Apr 23:09 "Marksman, are you mad/committing suicided/reckless laying XXXXXXX at YYY (antepost).
This means: I have already backed this horse with a view to laying it later, and now you are spoiling it for me.
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:37 I am not (insert name here) = *uck, they have found me out
wilf 01 Apr 23:38 "How much has everybody won/lost today? = I've had a bad day i just hope somebody has lost a bit more than me.
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:38 Have you received the platinum members gift yet? = I am a *anker of the highest order
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:40 Can anyone help me settle this lucky 15 please? = I have had one winner, but just wondered what I might have got if they all copped
gresty241 01 Apr 23:48 £10 - £1000 thread laying 1.01's on the bandy and pelota in running markets - this is my last ditch attempt to make trading pay
jim smith 01 Apr 23:52 betfair please settle......
i'm desperate to aftertime
alfee 02 Apr 01:51 right then one last go here . = lost most of my money they might aswell have wot little i have left !.
cpfc4me 02 Apr 01:55 Anyone heard of Graham Laurie and Cash Master system??? = My name is Graham Laurie and I'm trying to flog a very imaginatively named system called Cash Master
beachlife 02 Apr 02:57 "try deleting your cookies" = go away we cant be bothered to sort your problem out.
catflippo 02 Apr 08:10 It can't be done = I can't do it
10 - 10000 thread = I will publically back a series of really short priced selections so everyone can congratulate me and when I hit the inevitable loser (which my staking plan does not allow for) I will say it was working fine until I lost my discipline.
value is irrelevant = I don't understand what I'm doing
the answer is for betfair to hide the bet queue = a post on any subject by Feck
betfair should ban all ......... = I don't win and it annoys me that others do
scummy/filthy/cheating .......... = anyone who wins (I don't)
I will take my business to the purple site = I don't actually place any bets
marksman 02 Apr 11:07 I know a lot about soccer and I want to give it a go as a market maker. But I'm not very good at working out odds. Can anyone please help me out?
Means: Every time I bet on football I get it wrong, so I probably haven't got a clue.
Bodger 02 Apr 11:22 'I'm new to this site. Any help much appreciated.' - I've been on here 8 years and just changed by forum name so thought it would be a jolly good wheeze to go on a fishing trip!
Morrigan 02 Apr 14:46 Never in doubt = bring me fresh underpants.
delz 05 Apr 20:57 It's value = I'm a guesser but as it's odds on there's no way this will lose.
Tony McCoy 05 Apr 21:07 "The British are watching" = I can't beat Betfair.
flatliner 05 Apr 21:10 Why sus?..............What,s happening? Why still sus?.............What,s happening? ffs unsus.....................What,s happening?
Phill 05 Apr 21:35 "Im doing well on here, but occasionally lose my discipline and lose all the profits" - im just a guesser at long odds on
delz 05 Apr 21:42 While placing the bet I've been blind drunk = boozing up now 'cause I've done my bank
marksman 05 Apr 21:50 I had coco pops for breakfast again. Despite betting extravagantly, I am just an ordinary down to earth fella like the rest of you.
delz 06 Apr 00:38 Another one bites the dust = risen from the ashes far more often than Phoenix could ever have dreamt of - and it won't be the last time as I'm stuck to raise another credit now.
againstthecrowd 07 Apr 10:07 I have backed a horse ante post at 50/1 and it is now trading at 3/1..... should I green up ?
means.... I want to brag about my incredible skill & foresight, but have no friends left who will listen to a bore like me...
bushy 07 Apr 10:13 "I shall start the ball rolling" - I like to create threads which will get lots of replies since that looks good and boosts my ego :D
riccardo 07 Apr 10:20 "Betfair can you please settle..." = "Look at me, everyone, I won a bet"
REM 07 Apr 10:43 "Paper trading" = If I ever manage to get this right I'll start a tipping service because I'll never have enough confidence to use my own money.
Slicer 07 Apr 11:18 "I cant remember the last time I had to make a deposit"- My wife is having an affair.
TwoTonTed 07 Apr 13:19 "I've done my conkers"
Genuine successful punter that admits he/she got it wrong on this occasion.
"no bet for me"
I have already ferked up my pre-event trading position and am massive red on all selections
NORTH BERWICK 07 Apr 18:44 hills,hughes and spencer,useless ***** = hills,hughes and spencer,useless *****.
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 19:00 I built a space pack and flew over the rooftops with Bleep and Booster = luckily, I greened up just before...(etc)
curlywurly 07 Apr 19:07 "can anyone do regular updates please"...= "I've just risked my months wages on something I can't even watch"
marksman 07 Apr 19:27 Does anyone else think that ******** is going to run a big race?
I've made a big mistake. Is anyone else in the same boat?
morris 07 Apr 22:01 Can anyone recommend a £20k a year office job as I'm getting bored of making £200k a year trading from home and miss the social interaction ?
= I can't make it pay any more.
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:12 Hey guys, I'm a poker q , wooooooooooo! - I'm a girl who can't get attention anywhere else.
skybluesam 07 Apr 22:25 Very harsh united. Pokerq gets plenty of attention elsewhere imo
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:29 Stalkerish - you've really shot yourself in the head there.
rickster the trickster 07 Apr 22:32 im taking a break from betfair = im skint :(
skybluesam 07 Apr 23:00 unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:12
Hey guys, I'm a poker q , wooooooooooo! - I'm a girl who can't get attention anywhere else.
Really means I'm an ugly muppet
Mister E 07 Apr 23:09 Nobody else has phoned in with this problem
means Customer Services is in meltdown.
REM 07 Apr 23:51 "Hope this helps" = I don't want to sound like I'm a sarcastic know-it all but... I'm actually a sarcastic know-it-all.
Prophet or Doom 31 Mar 16:18 I shall start the ball rolling with:
I am paper trading this until the end of the end of the month = I dont get paid until the end of the month.
Slicer 31 Mar 16:21 "It Cant Be Done"- means if you back your selection will lose and if you lay your selection wins.
"DISCOMBOBULATED"- a selection priced at 1.01 in running has just bean beaten.
Chop The Pot 31 Mar 16:24 Lump on = I'm an idiot
FREE MONEY = I'm an idiot
Full bank job = I'm an idiot
imvho*= I'm an idiot
Hope this helps = I'm an idiot
borgboy 31 Mar 16:30 GRETNA CAN'T WIN TONIGHT = Gretna will win 7-0
gus 31 Mar 16:38 "Has anyone tried ....?" = "Please visit my website"
Compound Magic 31 Mar 16:38 "I outlay only 2% of my bank" = No confidence in winning so i'm betting peanuts.
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:42 I've done my bank = Wallet empty, but I'll go to the ATM in a few minutes
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:43 Are winnings on here taxable? = I won £3.27 on here but I want everyone to think that I am a full-time pro
SuperMurph 31 Mar 16:46 "Hi I am new here" - I've done my brains and I'm back for another go
Chop The Pot 31 Mar 16:47 Does anybody know the line ups for.../Does anybody know the final score between... = I've got no mates and just want someone to talk to, otherwise I would have Googled it.
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:48 1.01 about to be gubbed - someone is about to win/lost a lot of money but it wasn't me
Slicer 31 Mar 16:49 "Can I make it pay by backing/laying all favourites on the all weather"?- I have no idea how to bet or lay and I want to be classed as a sheep!
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:53 Hurry up Betfair!! Pay out on.... = Hey everyone!, I won £2.05 on.... and I need the money fast
Compound Magic 31 Mar 17:20 "Thinking of turning Pro" = I'm thinking of throwing caution to the wind. One roll of the dice
Irishlad2 31 Mar 17:22 I greened out in-running. - That selection of mine was *****.
jeanius 31 Mar 17:24 gbyhysfc = youve get a good point there and i dont know how to answer it (see esp. warwick hunt when in a corner )
adriandc 31 Mar 17:27 regarding games, "Its fixed" = I just blew all my cash because I got greedy
billy 31 Mar 17:28 BOOOOOOOM !! = My Oven's just blown up
Bada Bing !! = Jason Weaver's at the front door
Muqbil 31 Mar 17:31 Ferengi sc*m - Sharp minded, big money winner.
Compound Magic 31 Mar 17:44 "It all goes to commission in the end" = I can't win at level stakes let alone the 5% commission
boggle 31 Mar 17:47 blah blah blah - it works for me! Means: I did this today and yesterday successfully and am trying to kid myself and you that this has worked and will work forever.
scarecrow 31 Mar 18:11 so and so is a great bet to win at a certain price=im shi tting myself because im huge red on him and hope to lay off.
flatliner 31 Mar 18:11 Hope this helps.
This won,t help.
gleeman 31 Mar 18:30 FACT - utter b@llocks
Bodger 31 Mar 18:39 'It's the strike rate that matters!' - I'm losing a packet but I want you to think I'm shrewd (remind you of anyone?)
cpfc4me 31 Mar 19:08 Strong rumour doing the rounds that Liverpool will win 2-1. = I'm another moron from the Soccer forum who wants to look big but in fact I'm doing the complete opposite oh, and by the way, I am trying to lay the Liverpool 2-1 Arsenal correct score.
Usaidit 01 Apr 01:48 this is from earlier
JamesLuff 31 Mar 17:10
who is the best tipster on betfair who makes most profit
my translation
I am lazy and greedy,who can I brown nose for tips
alfee 01 Apr 02:12 just keep plugin away and u be ok = IM ADDICTED AND SO ARE U !.
alfee 01 Apr 02:21 :^0 ITS THE CHILD IN ME.
SUNDANCEKID 01 Apr 10:13 borgboy 31 Mar 16:30
GRETNA CAN'T WIN TONIGHT = Gretna will win 7-0 ================================
.. 8-0 actually .. :^0
SUNDANCEKID 01 Apr 10:15 .. Your brilliant and I fully agree with everything youve posted .....Im using my multi account second username now
page-413 01 Apr 10:16 HELLO ANY ONE WHO TYPES A POST LIKE THIS IS AS THICK AS P i g ****
Carsten19 01 Apr 15:17 I am a pro = My profit is huge
Slicer 01 Apr 15:25 "Goodbye Im leaving for good"-see you tomorrow.
Alexandru 01 Apr 15:36 Has this happened ever before? = I happens on a regular basis
Alexandru 01 Apr 15:36 I=This :)
borgboy 01 Apr 15:47 "BIGEST MAN-HUNT SINCE THE YORKSHIRE RIPPER!!!" (repeated every 6 months) = we're completely making this up, just to sell you a paper
Oh, sorry, that's not a forum saying, is it? :/
Bodger 01 Apr 15:52 'That commentator's shiiiitte' - I'm gullible and stupid enough to listen to TV commentators.
Mister E 01 Apr 23:02 That commentary was terrible means Backed a loser That tipster is rubbish means backed a loser Well Done Sir Tom means I am attention seeking inadequate
Mister E 01 Apr 23:03 Has this ever happened before means I know this happens every day
marksman 01 Apr 23:09 "Marksman, are you mad/committing suicided/reckless laying XXXXXXX at YYY (antepost).
This means: I have already backed this horse with a view to laying it later, and now you are spoiling it for me.
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:37 I am not (insert name here) = *uck, they have found me out
wilf 01 Apr 23:38 "How much has everybody won/lost today? = I've had a bad day i just hope somebody has lost a bit more than me.
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:38 Have you received the platinum members gift yet? = I am a *anker of the highest order
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:40 Can anyone help me settle this lucky 15 please? = I have had one winner, but just wondered what I might have got if they all copped
gresty241 01 Apr 23:48 £10 - £1000 thread laying 1.01's on the bandy and pelota in running markets - this is my last ditch attempt to make trading pay
jim smith 01 Apr 23:52 betfair please settle......
i'm desperate to aftertime
alfee 02 Apr 01:51 right then one last go here . = lost most of my money they might aswell have wot little i have left !.
cpfc4me 02 Apr 01:55 Anyone heard of Graham Laurie and Cash Master system??? = My name is Graham Laurie and I'm trying to flog a very imaginatively named system called Cash Master
beachlife 02 Apr 02:57 "try deleting your cookies" = go away we cant be bothered to sort your problem out.
catflippo 02 Apr 08:10 It can't be done = I can't do it
10 - 10000 thread = I will publically back a series of really short priced selections so everyone can congratulate me and when I hit the inevitable loser (which my staking plan does not allow for) I will say it was working fine until I lost my discipline.
value is irrelevant = I don't understand what I'm doing
the answer is for betfair to hide the bet queue = a post on any subject by Feck
betfair should ban all ......... = I don't win and it annoys me that others do
scummy/filthy/cheating .......... = anyone who wins (I don't)
I will take my business to the purple site = I don't actually place any bets
marksman 02 Apr 11:07 I know a lot about soccer and I want to give it a go as a market maker. But I'm not very good at working out odds. Can anyone please help me out?
Means: Every time I bet on football I get it wrong, so I probably haven't got a clue.
Bodger 02 Apr 11:22 'I'm new to this site. Any help much appreciated.' - I've been on here 8 years and just changed by forum name so thought it would be a jolly good wheeze to go on a fishing trip!
Morrigan 02 Apr 14:46 Never in doubt = bring me fresh underpants.
delz 05 Apr 20:57 It's value = I'm a guesser but as it's odds on there's no way this will lose.
Tony McCoy 05 Apr 21:07 "The British are watching" = I can't beat Betfair.
flatliner 05 Apr 21:10 Why sus?..............What,s happening? Why still sus?.............What,s happening? ffs unsus.....................What,s happening?
Phill 05 Apr 21:35 "Im doing well on here, but occasionally lose my discipline and lose all the profits" - im just a guesser at long odds on
delz 05 Apr 21:42 While placing the bet I've been blind drunk = boozing up now 'cause I've done my bank
marksman 05 Apr 21:50 I had coco pops for breakfast again. Despite betting extravagantly, I am just an ordinary down to earth fella like the rest of you.
delz 06 Apr 00:38 Another one bites the dust = risen from the ashes far more often than Phoenix could ever have dreamt of - and it won't be the last time as I'm stuck to raise another credit now.
againstthecrowd 07 Apr 10:07 I have backed a horse ante post at 50/1 and it is now trading at 3/1..... should I green up ?
means.... I want to brag about my incredible skill & foresight, but have no friends left who will listen to a bore like me...
bushy 07 Apr 10:13 "I shall start the ball rolling" - I like to create threads which will get lots of replies since that looks good and boosts my ego :D
riccardo 07 Apr 10:20 "Betfair can you please settle..." = "Look at me, everyone, I won a bet"
REM 07 Apr 10:43 "Paper trading" = If I ever manage to get this right I'll start a tipping service because I'll never have enough confidence to use my own money.
Slicer 07 Apr 11:18 "I cant remember the last time I had to make a deposit"- My wife is having an affair.
TwoTonTed 07 Apr 13:19 "I've done my conkers"
Genuine successful punter that admits he/she got it wrong on this occasion.
"no bet for me"
I have already ferked up my pre-event trading position and am massive red on all selections
NORTH BERWICK 07 Apr 18:44 hills,hughes and spencer,useless ***** = hills,hughes and spencer,useless *****.
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 19:00 I built a space pack and flew over the rooftops with Bleep and Booster = luckily, I greened up just before...(etc)
curlywurly 07 Apr 19:07 "can anyone do regular updates please"...= "I've just risked my months wages on something I can't even watch"
marksman 07 Apr 19:27 Does anyone else think that ******** is going to run a big race?
I've made a big mistake. Is anyone else in the same boat?
morris 07 Apr 22:01 Can anyone recommend a £20k a year office job as I'm getting bored of making £200k a year trading from home and miss the social interaction ?
= I can't make it pay any more.
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:12 Hey guys, I'm a poker q , wooooooooooo! - I'm a girl who can't get attention anywhere else.
skybluesam 07 Apr 22:25 Very harsh united. Pokerq gets plenty of attention elsewhere imo
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:29 Stalkerish - you've really shot yourself in the head there.
rickster the trickster 07 Apr 22:32 im taking a break from betfair = im skint :(
skybluesam 07 Apr 23:00 unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:12
Hey guys, I'm a poker q , wooooooooooo! - I'm a girl who can't get attention anywhere else.
Really means I'm an ugly muppet
Mister E 07 Apr 23:09 Nobody else has phoned in with this problem
means Customer Services is in meltdown.
REM 07 Apr 23:51 "Hope this helps" = I don't want to sound like I'm a sarcastic know-it all but... I'm actually a sarcastic know-it-all.
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