i have finally worked out the system of all systems the works.

brassneck - I've seen enough of your threads on here to know you are an alien of some form.

Brassneck.

Let's see a copy of your records that indicate what you've backed /laid with whom, at what price and to what amounts to prove a £24 k profit.
It's nonsense. - and you know it. It's just attention seeking rubbish.

'and it adjusts to catch you'

hmmm, so that's what's going on

I DONT UNDERSTAND

I DONT UNDERSTAND

IF I LAY A HORSE AT 3.75 ON BETFAIR  IT MIGHT NO BE A BIGGER PRICE IN THE BIOKIES  WHAT DO I DO THEN ,GO IN PRIMARK

IF I LAY A HORSE AT 3.75 ON BETFAIR  IT MIGHT NO BE A BIGGER PRICE IN THE BIOKIES  WHAT DO I DO THEN ,GO IN PRIMARK

like he said, lay the fav then back it, simples.

ITS NOT SIMPLE FOR ME

so you lay the fav on here and back in the bookies.

if it loses,then you martingale your next bet in the bookies but lay the same again on here

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

EH ?

look,i came on here to help you all,and give you all a chance to get rich,if you don't want to take my advice don't take it.
if you want to win money do as I say.
its not difficult to understand just martingale the betfair favorites with the bookie(but make sure to lay the favs with betfair and give the betfair software time to adjust so it starts to clean you out laying favorites)but it will only be cleaning you out at small stakes.
if you doubt me lay the favs on betfair and see if you win.
I am truly amazed that there are so many people on trying to object to the idea of me having a system that can clean out a bookie.now I just wonder why so many object to this.

in betting, those who know never tell and those who tell, dont know.
Good luck

And those that know dont know they dont know,and those that dont know dont know they do

but you are talking to a guy who was a bookie for 45 years.

if you doubt me lay the favs on betfair and see if you win.

by the same token, if you are going to lose by laying the favs on Betfair,

then you must end up a winner by backing the favs on Betfair,

thank you mate.

my brain is hurting lol

I repeat

WALOFS !

keep doing that facts,repeat.and keepgetting the same result.you have a lot to learn my good man,but perhaps I can cyber nuro associate the corridors in your mind with my system over over the internet.
EVERY TIME A BETFAIR FAVORITE WINS THINK OF BRASSNECKS SYSTEM.
AND FACTS CRYING

brassneck

you say

(but make sure to lay the favs with betfair and give the betfair software time to adjust so it starts to clean you out laying favorites)but it will only be cleaning you out at small stakes.


why should betfair software choose to clean you out because you are lying favourites?
it's an exchange so if you are losing laying favourites then the fav backers are winning

why should the betfair software want this to happen?

forgetting about the mechanics of whether it would be technically feasible

facts just being himself again bless his fart and hole

this is nonsense even i can deduce this lol

I have known for some time that we are betting against BetFair Software in hoarse racing. Just like radiowaves and tv waves and mobile telephone waves in the air, there are little known BF Waves. These BF waves are dedicated waves which are controlled by BetFair advanced computers in Stevenage. When BetFair software picks up that a punter is winning by plaicing low level lay bets on favourites, the software produces BF waves which affect the running of the hoarses involved. Has no one noticed that if one lays hoarses on BetFair eventually one catches you out and you lose all your monet? It really is simple. Instead of ridiculing Mr Brassneck, we should be thanking him for drawing our attention the existence of this BetFair software.

I hope this clarifies the matter.

Dr Aristotle Slicer
Professor of Physics
North Southeast Mumbai University

brassneck surely is the prince of fishermen trolls

I am going to write to my MP about the dastardly Betfair software,

thank you Dr Slicer.

ok lads back in your cells,back in your cells 

Mar 15, 2015 -- 2:55PM, Slicer wrote:

I have known for some time that we are betting against BetFair Software in hoarse racing. Just like radiowaves and tv waves and mobile telephone waves in the air, there are little known BF Waves. These BF waves are dedicated waves which are controlled by BetFair advanced computers in Stevenage. When BetFair software picks up that a punter is winning by plaicing low level lay bets on favourites, the software produces BF waves which affect the running of the hoarses involved. Has no one noticed that if one lays hoarses on BetFair eventually one catches you out and you lose all your monet? It really is simple. Instead of ridiculing Mr Brassneck, we should be thanking him for drawing our attention the existence of this BetFair software.I hope this clarifies the matter.Dr Aristotle SlicerProfessor of PhysicsNorth Southeast Mumbai University

You are welcome Mr Telephone. However I feel I must warn you that depending on which party your MP represents, he or she may well be in on it and receiving a retainer for NOT asking questions in parliament. Also be wary that should you reveal your identity to your MP, you may receive a visit from the Borgen Forgen-a very secret right wing enforcement agency- that was set up to maintain the secrecy of this whole matter.

I hope this further clarifies the matter.

I am not going to use my real name,

I'll go by pseudonym cellphone instead.

cant you just use telephone like on here

they have spies everywhere,

I've already said too much.

Ah- that's a mistake many make-using a pseudonym. Your MP may, depending on who he or she is, have access through the Governments own computer, to these BF waves. The BF waves will trace you back to BetFair's master computer in Stevenage. And as sure as eggs is omelettes, you will receive a visit from the Borgen Forgen.

I hope this clarification clarifies the further clarification of this matter.

Has bf_fananatic got a new account?

as sure as eggs is omelettes 

Was it Brassneck that Clarkson punched?

brass has coppered a few on here

I've been here long enough to know who is fishing and who is being serious,

not all systern threats are fishing expeditions

Seems to me that brassneck has a point however the word martingale makes me break into a cold sweat so will not be testing the system.

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SYSTEM

It's written in gobbledygook, hth !

don't forget,how high is a china man,i know where heard that for the very first time halcyon ,if fact I think I know you.
ANYWAY,there is nothing more certain than having a winning system on betfair,that it does not take the betfair software to set alarm bells off,first they bot you to the hilt,than the slow down your PC,then it gets impossible for you have a bet because they take lumps out of the price,then they pay you back on HP terms in you win your case in court.
So just start laying favs and see how far you get.AND please come back and tell me when you are winning laying the favs.
You all know I am correct.

sounds a perfect system, everyone should try it asap while its still working.. you never know when betfair will change their waves frequencies and we'll be back to square one. @brassneck did you lay the wonder mare ??

A split personality,you never had that in your younger days.

no,i lost 34 grand,well I dident really,but she let me down for 34 grand in all my bets .

brass, where do you originate from then ?...

Cooperman......where did you get that picture of me and my brother!....I'm on the left btw.

THE system will only work when you have layed the favorite for so long that the betfair software expects you to lay the fav.
So you do not disappoint the software and continue to lay it.
then the betfair software goes into automatic mode and places the favorite on top of the screen most times,but make sure and follow the fav even if it moves down the card,follow the shortest price all the time.

it will also work if you lay the top horse on the card,but once you start you have to let the software know you are not going to lay any other horse other than the top horse.
It will not be long after this that the top horse starts to win an amazing amount of races.
But keep the lays tiny on betfair,and when martingaling the bookies use 3 bookies in rotation for your bets,and you don't even have to go level stakes because most races have favorites bigger that 1/1.

I STILL DONT UNDERSATND ,CAN YOU DO SOME EXAMPLES PLEASE,I WILL BE EXTREAMLY GRATEFULL ,IF YOU DONT WANT TO SHOW THEM THAT YOU DONT LIKE ,YOU CAN JUST PERSONELL MESSAGE ME,PLEASE MAKE IT EASY TO UNSERSTAND , JUST PRETEND YOUR TRYING TO LEARN SOMEONE WITH SPECIAL NEEDS (money in my case)

Ps IVE HAD SUSPICIONS THAT THESE BOTS ARE PLAYING JUST AGAINST ME ,AS THOUGH THEVE GOT A BOT ,TO DEBOT MYSELF ,IM I IMAGINING IT ,SOMETIMES THE BETFAIR VIDEO EVEN GOES OFF JUST  AS A GOAL IS SCORED IN THE LATE EVENING COCO CABANA FOOTBALL MATCHES,THEN IT COMES BACK ON AGAIN WHEN IVE  OT LAID OFF ,IM I BEING MONITORED INDIVIDUALLY

ARe THE BOTS AND COOKIES MONITORING EVERY MOVE I MAKE

JUST LIKE MY EX WIFE USED TO

HAVE I GOT TO TRY AND KIDD THE BOTS AND THE COOKIES ,EVEN THOUGH IM NOT MARRIED TO THEM

do wah,stay away from Brazilian football,they don't bother putting up the game until it is half over and the goals only go in late on.
however if 3 games are going off at the same advertised time,one will end in overs,one will end in unders and one game will end in a draw.this always happens.check out futbol 24.check the grouping of the games.
in jong football Holland there is always a 0-0 draw in the group,and if you back over in a group there is always a 1-0 score,when you get use to the groupings on futbol 24 look out for teams that are not placed in alphabetical order(they are the trap games and are always low scoring games.
you are a very clever man do wah,and it takes a clever man to act the fool,but you are a breath of fresh air on this forum,i know you will make sence of my bad grammar ,good luck to you mate.you are a sound guy.

^ attention seeking ****

HI facts,how are you my good man,i am well known ,i do not need attention,in fact YOU know me even though we have not met in person.

I am famous for a very famous song,that I would bet you know every word in it.

YES HES BEEN ON AT GLASTONBERRY,AND EVERYONE WAS SINGING ALONG

IF YOU WAS SAT NEXT TO HIM ON THE BUS ,YOU WOULD MOVE UP TO MAKE ROOM FOR HIM

AND IF YOU HAD YOUR SHOPPING BAG ON FHE ZEAT NEXT GO YOU ,YOU WOULD PUT IT ON YOUR KNEE

HES THAT WELL KNOWN ,THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO INTRODUCE HIM ON STAGE  BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS HIM ,

your german is coming through do wah,try again.?

Is it Mic ?.....

IVE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY ,IM SORRY BRASS NECK BUT IVE NOT GIVEN TOO MUCH AWAY,PS DO YOU  GET YOUR CLOTHES FROM CARNABY STREET OR HAVE YOU FOLLOWED THE REST TO PRIMARK

I will give you a clue,check out Bobs Christmas song,i am in the video.its Christmas time............................
BOOMSHAKALAKA has the penny dropped

I do all my Shopping in China town.

NO HES NOT THE SINGING SMURF ,THAT WENT IT ALONE WHEN THEY SPLIT UP

When I am in London.

check the video out and you will see me,and I am not marlin,thats another clue.but that's all you get.

OH THAT CHINA TOWN NOT THE ONE IN SHANGHI OR BRADFORD OR BIRMINGHAM OR MANCHESTER ,THEZE CHINA TOWNS ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME ,IASKED  THE POLICEMAN WHERE NO 49 WAS AND HE SAID UNDER THE NOODLE SECTION

you are a laugh do wah,its a pity they don't clone people,then we could have 20 do wahs on the forum.

ONES TOO MANY FOR ALOT ON HERE,SOME ARE LOOKING TO CLONE A DO WAH DIDDY WITH NO CAPS LOCK ,AND THE ULTIMATE DO WAH DIDDY ONE WHO CANNOT TYPE ON A COMPUTER

ITS TIMES WHEN THEIR NASTY TOME THAT I WANT TO DANCE ROUND A HANDBAG TO THE SONG I WILL SURVIVE

Are you Shaggy

NO I HAD A TRIM LAST WEEK

anybody suss out the conundrum or was it porkies

I THINK HES EITHER DOLLY PARTON OR STING

Just read this if i am right we got Paul Young telling us to bet favs and lay favs in different places my head is mush

After the Annie Power episode  I thought Brassneck was a clueless emotional guesser but I  wasnt 100% sure.
So a big thanx to Brassneck for confirming my initial impression was correct.

IF ITS DONNY OSMOND I WOULD LIKE HIM TO SING PUPPY LOVE TO MY EX WIFE

was the song Agadoo Brassneck?

You're not Rolf Harris are you?

NO IT CANT BE THAT ONE ,HE WOULDNT ADMIT THAT TO ANYONE

I KNOW AT LEAST 3 SOAP STARS THAT COME ON HERE THEY SING IN THE BATH WHILE THEY WASH THEMSELVES WITH CAMAY

AND YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE THEY HAVE CHILDREN OVER THE AGE OF 30 WHEN YOU
OOK HOW YOUTHFULL THEIR SKIN LOOKS

The betfair bots never know it is me because I always wear a tinfoil head cap on when I play the markets.

Absolute foolish nonsense. Laying favs then backing at bookies and martingaling them is the stupidest thing Ive ever heard.

Every professional knows that you have two separate banks - one for backing and one for laying and you martingale them both.
A winner every race and No need for bookies at all!  morons.

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it will also work if you lay the top horse on the card,but once you start you have to let the software know you are not going to lay any other horse other than the top horse.
It will not be long after this that the top horse starts to win an amazing amount of races.
But keep the lays tiny on betfair,and when martingaling the bookies use 3 bookies in rotation for your bets,and you don't even have to go level stakes because most races have favorites bigger that 1/1.

How do you "let the software know"?

now see what he is saying

he is referring to the fact that if a Betfair punter sets off on a certain strategy (be it laying favs, laying the top one or whatever) it won't be long usually before he hits a losing run

AS IF the software has cottoned on to what he is doing

It's a very Irish way of looking at things