"It's been a really good day's racing here at Plumpton"

It's like football commentators who sit through a goalless Pulis inspired Stoke vs Allardiche inspired West Ham game.

'Well there might have been no shots on goal, less than two pass moves before a hoof it style, but I think it's been really interesting'

Sycophantic f*ckwits who monotonously cheerlead their way to their paycheck.

Feel sorry for MU fans too, paying though the nose to see the ball being hoofed up to Fellaini. No plan B appareently.

The biggest myth in professional sports is that because you've played the game you're significantly more qualified than anyone else is to talk about it.

Gary Neville should be the bare minimum not the benchmark.

Like Tony McCoy on about a journalist - ''How many winners has he ridden?''

I wonder what his boss at the time Martin Pipe thought of that?
He's never rode a winner either.

ewe sure lol