What have you bought your wife/girlfriend for Christmas?

wife ... new overalls, rubber gloves and gardening stuff

girlfriend ... underwear, perfume, weekend break for 2


Gosh, is it that time already - I could sleep forever?

Is your 'wife' Zipper by the way?

chocolate bunny wabbit,if she does'nt like the chocolate she can go and **** herself

i booked with doctor shipman for 2 weeks

Nothing as yet but will be busy in Lord Street tomorrow. Thank goodness for the none racing days.

Waiting until the boxing day sales

all thay put in the sales is old stock , all the best things thay put in the back room

As long as it's cheaper

nothing expensive, she doesn't like it. anything that makes her smile or laugh. bar of almond soap this year. very special person

A book on reflexoligy & some messarge cream.........................

I got the girlfriend a years subscription to Derek Thompson's tips, the previous year I got her a selection of cheap and cheerful gifts and she confessed it was the worst gift ever, I was gutted and she challenged me to get something worse this year - might be in with a shout with good ole thommo......

5 bottles of perfume,2 pairs of earings and a scarf

We have each bought £50 of groceries and given them to the local food bank in place of presents.

You old smoothie Chav.

WD johnn

woman round the corner from us gets all her food from the food bank.she gives them a list-legs of lamb,the lot.
she spends her money on alcohol,tobacco and scratchcards.

shell end up on ere

£150 betfair vouchers

puncture repair kit and some wet wipes

If I hear the words "Michael" or "Kors" again I will hunt the fooker down myself and remove his knee caps with a spoon

Merry Christmas

A Trowel and a pair of Wellies

I donate to foodbanks. I hate to think that my donated food ends up with someone like the woman chavman has posted about.

You hear so many stories like that.

It doesn't put me off giving tho', as I believe there must be many deserving people recieving food.

I donate pet food as well.. People stuggling to feed their families must struggle to feed their pets too

I don't wish to be indelicate but if they can't feed their family what the hell are they doing with pets?

Btw, well done Johnn. That is a very thoughtful of you and your lady

Some people will already have a pet before falling on hard times.

Good point.

eat it, saves on pet food and you get a free meal

Some of my posts aren't making much sense tonight

I think it's the excitement of Christmas.

Although I should point out it's unfathomable how anyone can fall on hard times in this day and age when there is so much opportunity out there.

Maybe I read too much Dickens.

Yes you could buy a really bright torch and charge people to escort them home
safely because all the streetlights are out

Surely no bloke buys anything until xmas eve ffs 

spa day, family photoshoot, perfume, and ann summers lingerie

was gonna get her some wellies,a decent bottle of whiskey and maybe a golf club ,but decided against it last night

Got her a new bag and a new belt, least that will save me buying her a new hoover

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was gonna get her some wellies,a decent bottle of whiskey and maybe a golf club ,but decided against it last night

You tight barsteward you know she wanted a trowel

I Bought mine a rocket, well, she said she wanted some space :)

buy dog food and dog treats for the local dog home, we dont get each other anything, but normally go on a city break to edinburgh to relax in jan/feb time.

Its stupid buying presents you don't need but the worlds gone mad..

i've bought her a nice new suede flogger...not that she needs to be spanked but i thought it maybe educational discipline wise for the girl

Really impressed and got that warm fuzzy feeling inside by all the guys in here giving to food banks and dog homes, WD ye.

I wanted to go down that route and give to charity but the other half said 'feck off with that thought, I want a present'. So I bought her an ipad and some perfume (reluctantly) yesterday...will probably spend more on the dog though, I luv me dog.

We gave a donantion to a local charity and I've bought my mrs some fresh air underwear..... I feckin love that sh*t!

10 weeks  in new zealand

and she gave me the same

the wife loves brazil nuts ,so tonight i,ll suck all the chocolate of some and wrap the nuts up for her,

chavman 22 Dec 14 19:11 Joined: 04 May 12 | Topic/replies: 9,945 | Blogger: chavman's blog
5 bottles of perfume,2 pairs of earings and a scarf

in other words "my mrs stinks a bit,has an ugly face and is a dead ringer for gladstone small"

Got chavs missus a tub of butter, alot cheaper than tne vasoline

Salted, slightly salted or unsalted?


I like the French sea salt meself

weemart bought his blow up doll AFTER DINNER MINTS

Wish there was a puke icon^

Kindle fire. Angel perfume. And a canvas of her fave baby tree pic.