Goodwood (Friday) 15:05, Heavens Guest

Ffs, I've done me dosh

GL, we'll fookin need some now you've Jonah'd it. 

Are you speaking to me saddo

No, TNM, m8.

Heavens Guest top handicapper but best at 7f with some cut in the ground. Did me a big favour when winning Bunbury Cup at July meeting.

No I ment . . .Are you speaking to me as in are you going to ponti or york any time soon??

I owe you a pint.

Sorry, why wouldn't I be speaking to you, have you been bad? Can go whenever within reason.

Never bad sometimes im feckless tho

Fancy York ebor week???

Can I come, can I come?

Yep. . . Bring plenty of money.

That's me out then!

Ok you drive il talk

DONT TAKE SKINTO TO YORK FFFKS ...HE,LL GET VOTED BEST DRESSED NORTHERNER

You won't get rich backing M.J's runners when they are EW in Daily Mirror - at this meeting. (2 wins from 18 runners) and he's already had 3 losers this week;

Apologies. Just noticed the two "Heavens" running.
Gl with yours

Pi$$ Off!

i thought u always wanted it on the ist page

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