carol vorderman

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

most milfs of her age have a neck like a turkeys ...........cazzas is like a 22 year olds

Botox

maybe redhiney but yer know yer would !

where is said MILF on show please?

Cracking set of white teeth.

what channel she on PLEASE?

awful woman , only obsessed with herself and making money for herself like promoting pay day loans and selling debt to mugs and the vunerable

Tanya should take note from her on presentation etc.

Carol is older but she's far more appealing.

I couldn't see Tanya doing the slu&&y santa outfit like her.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=carol+vorderman+santa+outfit&biw=1680&bih=881&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Q0PaU4X_M4XT7Aa29YDADg&ved=0CB8QsAQ

And she swears blind she's had no work done

has had work, i sat across the aisle on a flight a few years ago , must be 2000/2001 and she was pretty wrinkly and haggard then

her face wouldn't be looking at me !

she had a big @rse as well

Hairy.

Foyleswar... Of course I would :-D

elise - that's ok so long as she hasn't got a fat gut , it's more to slap as you hit the gravy stroke.

big arse ! even better ,more to aim at !

vinegar stroke more like

no she wasn't fat, just roomy in the rear

broad at the beam

Packed full of plastic.it's really a minger.

Mutton dressed as mutton.

vile horrid person with the most false braying laugh in history.

Jul 31, 2014 -- 3:10PM, BobbyPeru wrote:

Mutton dressed as mutton.

I know all that and despite/maybe because of in some instances, I still would lol.

Very high standards on here.

Somewhat surprising.

I need to bury myself balls deep into her squirrel

She needs making airtight IMHO

Dear God,what a shower

Carol,if you are reading this thread,pass no remarks of the guys,i think you are a wonderful girl.

She does something to you doesn't she , I understand

bit like the time the toaster told me to go kill prostitutes

Horrible greedy woman. Gets mutton a bad name.

I agree with  racingstar

deffo had her front bumpers enchanced.

Well deserved "Rear of the Year" (on at least one occasion) with front top-set to match IMO.

Lot of mucky talk on here.

Isn't Carol the outcome when you have your face done using painting-by-numbers.... seems she's the metric equivalent of the imperial ann robinson ?

beauty and brains.she would do me!!

Has reached that age when an atractive woman becomes desperate to hang on to her fading looks.  All a bit sad really.

she has an aura of a woman that would be absolutely filthy in bed, she's always given me the horn

Surgery.Otherwise wrinkly and gross.

everything about her is false.

^^
100% agree

imo would look even better in burkha

sharky

kavvie 02 Aug 14 10:45 
beauty and brains.she would do me!!


Are you fooking kidding, whereas my usual birds moan at me for shooting my load in 10 seconds....now you'd have carol laughing up her sleeve at it only lasting for 9.86753434...fooking recurring ffs