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have noticed a few new names popping up on the forum and following on from mayrychains thread on the football forum (forum rules for betfair newbies) thought some may benefit from some guidance from the more established forumites who can show the newcomers the" ropes"so to speak !
understandably some newbies may be a little apprehensive about posting for the 1st time and sharing their wisdom , knowledge, and insight of the game !so here are a few rules to adhere to and which should stand the newbie in good stead for a profitable and enjoyable stint on the betfair forums.....
rule 1. if you are considering putting up a tip ,never ever give any reasoning justifying the merits of the selection ,the forum veterans are busy earning serious money on here and have no time for" waffle " and endless droning on about form ,going, jockeys, trainer form ..blah ,blah blah etc ..............keep it short and sweet ......a simple" this wins end of " will suffice and will be much appreciated by the forum.
rule.2 .if a poster/posters has the termerity to question the feasibility of your selections chance of success ,always retort with insults and expletives!" foydc" is always popular, and always question the offending posters sexuality .
rule 3. its always preferable to use" CAPS LOCK " in fact keep the caps lock button on at all times ,this will make your posts stand out from the crowd and it will give other posters instant insight into the likely chance of success of your selections .
rule.4 if in the unlikely chance that your selection fails to collect always (and this is most important ) always reply with a " greened out for a profit "
rule.5............
understandably some newbies may be a little apprehensive about posting for the 1st time and sharing their wisdom , knowledge, and insight of the game !so here are a few rules to adhere to and which should stand the newbie in good stead for a profitable and enjoyable stint on the betfair forums.....
rule 1. if you are considering putting up a tip ,never ever give any reasoning justifying the merits of the selection ,the forum veterans are busy earning serious money on here and have no time for" waffle " and endless droning on about form ,going, jockeys, trainer form ..blah ,blah blah etc ..............keep it short and sweet ......a simple" this wins end of " will suffice and will be much appreciated by the forum.
rule.2 .if a poster/posters has the termerity to question the feasibility of your selections chance of success ,always retort with insults and expletives!" foydc" is always popular, and always question the offending posters sexuality .
rule 3. its always preferable to use" CAPS LOCK " in fact keep the caps lock button on at all times ,this will make your posts stand out from the crowd and it will give other posters instant insight into the likely chance of success of your selections .
rule.4 if in the unlikely chance that your selection fails to collect always (and this is most important ) always reply with a " greened out for a profit "
rule.5............
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FEEL FREE TO SLAG OFF ANY JOCKEY WHO DOES NOT WIN ON YOUR SELECTION, EVEN IF IT WAS A GREAT RIDE.
Any bet that involves more than one selection us widely considered as a huge mugs bet so keep them quiet.
Don't listen to anything Money Tree cost me thousands!! says.
Post as many tips or information from family members, no matter how far removed your relationship is.
Use the word ' mugs' freely. It's a term all forumites welcome.
When a long standing member puts up a thorough analysis remember to tell them they know sweet F/A.
When the long standing member is proved correct,never,under any circumstances show any humility and congratulate them.
After your four selections finish tailed off remember too remind everyone that you are the Messiah.
When the long standing member is proved correct,never,under any circumstances show any humility and congratulate them.
After your four selections finish tailed off remember too remind everyone that you are the Messiah.
Feel free to raise a thread on any subject,preferably if there's been more than three raised already on the same subject.
If you are having lady trouble and are thinking of posting a thread asking for advice from your fellow forumites you will save yourself some time by simply approaching the female and spaffing on her chebs and kicking her back door in instead.
never be afraid to namedrop ! the higher profile the better it will give you kudos and veteran forumites will be impressed by your racing contacts and connections , a thread along the lines of .........I was down at the ivy with sheiky mo (sheik Mohhamed )and micky t(Michael tabor ) last Friday night and they said to lump on large on a certain horse at royal ascot, statements along these lines will elevate you to legendary status on here and forumites will be in awe of you!
^ and never mention the word ''arb'' in any ongoing correspondence ! 
the golden rule on here is the complete opposite of what you tell your missus you have won ! for instance if you won a grand, the rule is you tell your missus you won £100 for obvious reasons .
on here if you win £2 you must always times it at least a hundred fold ,so a £2 win translates on here as a £2,000 win and so on !
on here if you win £2 you must always times it at least a hundred fold ,so a £2 win translates on here as a £2,000 win and so on !
If you follow golden rules 1 to 3 and your selection looses, fear not. 9 months later and after 7 further runs, should it win at 16/1, bring the thread back to the top to show how clever you actually were.
as a newbie you may come across advice on here stating you need discipline to be succesfull ,be very carefull with this one ! I answered an ad in my newsagents window offering discipline ,I went to the address given and was met by stern looking middle aged woman dressed in leather and stockings and suspenders who tied me up and attached all sorts of strange devices to my genitalia and proceeded to thrash the bollax off of me with a whip and call me all the names under the sun and then demanded £150 for the privilidge
...................a very harrowring experience ..............going back for another visit on Friday 
...................a very harrowring experience ..............going back for another visit on Friday
Sounds good, she might nail your knackers to a plank this time
Theirs only one golden rule ... BE Honest ,, rest will follow
If someone puts a horse up as a winner and it gets beat try and be the first one to tell him what a muppet he is and that he should top his account up
If things really go t!ts up chavman does loans at low rates of interest !
if your bet wins you are a legend ! if it gets beat some **** is posting under your user name 
My advice is follow Tbag Paul The B and Bigmart and you wont go far wrong, paul is the forums genius, tbag is just unbelievable when it comes to winning long term and bigmark is another who knows his stuff.
My advice is to start threads asking if anyone knows Thommo's tips for the day. This will make you look sharp and thrifty at the same time.
^ or Henry Rixs... and save the annual membership fee !
WHOLE BANK is an eye catcher ,I believe a thread once got thousands of hits following its use ..
Rule No 13 If your horse ends up tailed off ALWAYS remember to let the forum know you had a saver on the winner and ignore any posts with the words 'aftertiming' in them.
more advice for the newbie ......if on the rare occasion you find yourself on a losing ( highly unlikely,i know ) run ....the best advice is to chase like fook ,kept unloading money martingale style on anything ,horses,football,tennis t.v reality shows ect this strategy never fails and is used by all the betfair pros ,you will have the comfort of knowing that your superior skill and knowledge will soon rectify the situation and have you back in profit in no time !
if your early morning 4/6 tip pisshes up (goes without saying really)be sure to let all and sundry know about it ! post on the forum subtle hints as soon as said beasts crosses the winning line ,hope you boys were all my big priced winner ! and completely ignore other posters pointing out trivialitys like deductions, and the fact that the 2nd fav was withdrawn shortly before the race ,after all its not your fault it was a nonner .
Try and make subtle references to the fact your supposedly paying premium charge, therefore defining yourself as one of the two-percent of most successful gamblers on Betfair.
When mentioning your racing contacts, slipping in the words 'brimardon' and 'isiris' works a treat as the real pros know these are 100% bonafide sauces.
On the rare occasion one loses...just say you were kidnapped and your account was hacked.
On the rare occasion one loses...just say you were kidnapped and your account was hacked.
if anywon starts a fred about the premium charge be sure to respond with the following
"thinly veiled I am in the 1% of betfair customers who are very successful"
"thinly veiled I am in the 1% of betfair customers who are very successful"
Admitting to losing on Betfair is immoral and will be dealt with stearnly by the moderators it goes without saying you will be reported to the police.
if a horse has won and traded at a large price in running you can gain instant respect by mentioning that you backed it at the highest price it traded. Something like "OI OI I got the £25 at 350 three furlongs out" normally generates positive replies and kudos.
always mention your mode of transportation ,but try to be subtle ,something along the lines of " nipped over to hills today in the motor "to pick up my £500 winnings ,wouldn't usually bother with such a piffling amount but the old Ferrari don't half use some petrol " will go down well on here and leave the lesser succesfull forumites suitable impressed but envious!
Following any 'CERT!!!!', ' BET OF THE CENTURY!!!','100% BANKER' post, always state that you will reveal the horses name just as soon as you have managed to get all your money on at a big price.
You will be expected to bring your post back to the top every couple of minutes by reminding everyone how it will sluice in by ten lengths,win hard held,catch pigeons etc. If and only if you can get your full wedge on this monster will you reveal it's name.
It's only a matter of time before a big priced winner goes in and you can play your trump card, or should I say your BOOOOMMM!!! card. Don't forget the number of letters/exclamation marks denotes the size of your win.
A small apology that you didn't have time to post the name before the off will then be expected by all your 'followers'.
You will be expected to bring your post back to the top every couple of minutes by reminding everyone how it will sluice in by ten lengths,win hard held,catch pigeons etc. If and only if you can get your full wedge on this monster will you reveal it's name.
It's only a matter of time before a big priced winner goes in and you can play your trump card, or should I say your BOOOOMMM!!! card. Don't forget the number of letters/exclamation marks denotes the size of your win.
A small apology that you didn't have time to post the name before the off will then be expected by all your 'followers'.
This thread has made me laugh !
I've used betfair for a few years but never bothered with this forum before.
Judging by these 'rules' there's obviously some very sad barstewards, who are legends in their own mind, that they're poking fun at and I haven't missed too much.
!I've used betfair for a few years but never bothered with this forum before.
Judging by these 'rules' there's obviously some very sad barstewards, who are legends in their own mind, that they're poking fun at and I haven't missed too much.
remember daq, especially useful when you claim to have had a couple of grand on the place market and someone challenges you that only a tenner has been matched on here
making up your own p&l or posting fake bets on the forum is seen as normal practice, save time by removing decimals & commas
in between races, impress your new forum buddies with tales about your sporting ability, your diet and fitness regime or your new car
always remember google is your friend if someone queries your claim
always remember google is your friend if someone queries your claim
never forget your ipad when you travel to barbados, seychelles, maldives etc, the forum are always waiting to hear how hot the sun is as you post from the beach at 2 am in the morning local time
yes a real favourite of mine:
judorick 07 Apr 12 10:56
No joke, I am a super fit health fanatic. I have a 32 inch waist and a 48 inch chest, do 15 to 20 hours of intense exercise every week plus 2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions. I maintain 8% body fat and am totally ripped. Tee total, I live on a superfood diet, mainly raw organic, with plenty of wild food too
I am 45 but many people have told me (when they dont know my age) that I look 30 to 32. I have a property portfolio including a frontline apartment on the beach in Fuengirola, a villa in Mijas and a dozen plus rented out in London including 2 buildings with 8 flats and 12 flats
life is hard
judorick 07 Apr 12 10:56
No joke, I am a super fit health fanatic. I have a 32 inch waist and a 48 inch chest, do 15 to 20 hours of intense exercise every week plus 2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions. I maintain 8% body fat and am totally ripped. Tee total, I live on a superfood diet, mainly raw organic, with plenty of wild food too
I am 45 but many people have told me (when they dont know my age) that I look 30 to 32. I have a property portfolio including a frontline apartment on the beach in Fuengirola, a villa in Mijas and a dozen plus rented out in London including 2 buildings with 8 flats and 12 flats
life is hard
single. live in a bedsit, broke?
no problem, cut and paste some pictures off the web of your chosen life and hey, you're a high roller!
no problem, cut and paste some pictures off the web of your chosen life and hey, you're a high roller!
tom,
all characters appearing in this article are fictitious, any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental
thank you
all characters appearing in this article are fictitious, any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental
thank you
as this thread extends, i think it's important to summarise to ensure that the newbie doesn't get bewildered, so please refer back to;
Johnny_Mustang
10 Jun 14 11:48
for a succinct understanding
Johnny_Mustang
10 Jun 14 11:48
for a succinct understanding
it's harder to make this $hit up,if worried by a stalking hitman always carry around a radiator in the boot of your car,guaranteed to save your bacon.
are you lonely, have no friends?
no problem, just have a second username and not only do you have someone to talk to but you can tell yourself how wonderful you are in front of your fellow forumites
no problem, just have a second username and not only do you have someone to talk to but you can tell yourself how wonderful you are in front of your fellow forumites
the newspapers of choice by the well informed and pros on here are the sun or the star ,they will give you in depth racing coverage are cheap and as a bonus have half naked crumpet on their pages ,always usefull for knocking one out between races ! just be carefull you don't get any of that nasty sticky stuff on the racing pages !
Never forget your origins......Macau, Geneva etc....
Total p&ssd myself at that judorick exert, he seriously didn't write that did he???????????????
I think the kindest thing to say is oh dear...
I think the kindest thing to say is oh dear...
replys to threads with phrases along the lines of ...run along sonny ,or sarcastic replys like hth (hope this helps )are especially welcolmed by posters
ebay gambling book not selling?
you can tell your forum friends about your "new purchase" and how great it is, urging them to buy a copy of this "don't be without" item
then just sit back and count the profit as the cash piles in
you can tell your forum friends about your "new purchase" and how great it is, urging them to buy a copy of this "don't be without" item
then just sit back and count the profit as the cash piles in
remember; if you make a profit at this game from either lots of hard work or just your quick thinking and analytical brain, then never let on
much better to be seen as an arber or better still claim to own a skim bot and you'll be elevated to forum royalty
much better to be seen as an arber or better still claim to own a skim bot and you'll be elevated to forum royalty
if you stumble across a fast raw feed or other source for faster pics, dont admit it here.....you'll only be viewed as a thieving scumbag
do you have a small c*ck?
put (c) after your posts so that other forum users can tactfully avoid mentioning that they have at least 8 inches more than you
(c) FACT can be added to highlight that as well as small it won't go erect
put (c) after your posts so that other forum users can tactfully avoid mentioning that they have at least 8 inches more than you
(c) FACT can be added to highlight that as well as small it won't go erect
Expecting to get banged up for breaking the FOBT in your local bookies? NO NO NO!!! You are off to your villa to splurge some of your winnings on the finer things in life.
putting up tips and inside info from "exotic" locations like portman park and steepledowns will really impress forumites with your knowledge and worldwide contacts in the game ! and rightly so !
One of the quickest ways to make enemies on here is to exaggerate your bets!
So don't give yourself away by saying you managed to get a fiver on the handicap snip of the day with Sid James.
Anymore than £1.87 and the bull$hit detector is going to be on red alert!
So don't give yourself away by saying you managed to get a fiver on the handicap snip of the day with Sid James.
Anymore than £1.87 and the bull$hit detector is going to be on red alert!
better still tell the forum that you are trackside at steepledowns speaking to your contacts ,and will post one up after you have been given the go ahead by connections !
if you decide to quit the game then at least change your usermane before coming back...it becomes tiresome to hear you're finished for the second or third time
every cheltenham festival pop up with an old username so you can show the forum you immense tipping skills during the top meeting of the year whilst spamming your tipping site & disappearing again
don't worry if it goes t1ts up on day one and you are laughed off the forum, just return next year to find hundreds of new gullible potential customers following your complete guesses, repeat until you get one or two to sign up to your shoite tipping line
don't worry if it goes t1ts up on day one and you are laughed off the forum, just return next year to find hundreds of new gullible potential customers following your complete guesses, repeat until you get one or two to sign up to your shoite tipping line
dont forget to log out and change accounts when having a conversation with yourself
Always remember to put your comma's in correctly in your P/L.
all regular forumites are at least one of the following:
fat
gay
bald
mathematically challenged
choose your insults carefully and you'll be right at least 10% of the time when hurling abuse
fat
gay
bald
mathematically challenged
choose your insults carefully and you'll be right at least 10% of the time when hurling abuse
although judorick may well with disagree the above post !
taken from one of the slicer (md) reports on internet gambling (c) 2009
Start a thread where you ask how much everybody has won today making sure you post your winnings first so all the forum know you are a pro
If your feeling suicidal always refer to to the forum first. For example take a situation where your standIng on a ledge fifty foot up and not sure if its worth going on, referencing the forum will get you advice like JUMP.
I'm fat and bald.
I've tried ending my posts with
hth ydc.
But I'm yet to get a cult (sic) following.
Any advice, you gay mathematically challenged bunch of tw@ts?
I must admit I dont like these adjectives but "needs must" and all that )
sorry for any offence caused
I've tried ending my posts with
hth ydc.
But I'm yet to get a cult (sic) following.
Any advice, you gay mathematically challenged bunch of tw@ts?
I must admit I dont like these adjectives but "needs must" and all that
)sorry for any offence caused
If you've seen a poor ride, start a thread.
Better still, wait 30 seconds, then start a new thread with the exact same opinion.
Best of all, wait another 30 seconds, decide your opinion carries far more weight than the other two threads, and start a thread.
Better still, wait 30 seconds, then start a new thread with the exact same opinion.
Best of all, wait another 30 seconds, decide your opinion carries far more weight than the other two threads, and start a thread.
Rule No 14 for the newbie...
If you go on a long losing run for say, 6 weeks or more and are down to your last tenner, always remember to tell the forum it is nothing more than a 'minor blip'.
This always gets the respect of the whole forum back.
If you go on a long losing run for say, 6 weeks or more and are down to your last tenner, always remember to tell the forum it is nothing more than a 'minor blip'.
This always gets the respect of the whole forum back.
Rule No 15 for the newbie...
Whilst on a losing run, especially at Royal Ascot, ignore any jibes and prompts from another forumite asking 'another bet perhaps'?
Always reply with the fact that your Swiss bank transfer is taking longer than usual.
These words will hold you in high esteem with the forum and remember to add that you will be flying to Geneva to discuss business
dealings with your Swiss bank manager. (don't forget to add that you have his direct phone and mobile number)
This will assure you of a pleasant time on the forum and if all else fails, remember to let the forum know you had a five star lunch
with the forumite 'Alain' in Geneva. This will assure you of a prosperous time on Betfair.
Whilst on a losing run, especially at Royal Ascot, ignore any jibes and prompts from another forumite asking 'another bet perhaps'?
Always reply with the fact that your Swiss bank transfer is taking longer than usual.
These words will hold you in high esteem with the forum and remember to add that you will be flying to Geneva to discuss business
dealings with your Swiss bank manager. (don't forget to add that you have his direct phone and mobile number)
This will assure you of a pleasant time on the forum and if all else fails, remember to let the forum know you had a five star lunch
with the forumite 'Alain' in Geneva. This will assure you of a prosperous time on Betfair.
Rule No 16 for the newbie....
Don't forget to let the forum know that it was you who had the 110k to 100k on the gold cup winner at RA.
Again, ignore all insults aimed at you with the word 'aftertiming' in them.
Remind the forum that this isn't the first 100k wager you've had on a horse at Royal Ascot and Cheltenham.
Indeed, let the forum know this was your twenty first 100k wager you've had on the rails with twenty winning.
Always remember to let the forum know that it should have been 21 out of 21 but the one loser didn't lose on the track,
it was lost in the stewards room due to the fact they were all on the second.
And finally, remember to let all know you only travel by Super Puma to racecourses. Just those two words will leave the forum in awe
and guarantee you from any previous verbal abuse.
Don't forget to let the forum know that it was you who had the 110k to 100k on the gold cup winner at RA.
Again, ignore all insults aimed at you with the word 'aftertiming' in them.
Remind the forum that this isn't the first 100k wager you've had on a horse at Royal Ascot and Cheltenham.
Indeed, let the forum know this was your twenty first 100k wager you've had on the rails with twenty winning.
Always remember to let the forum know that it should have been 21 out of 21 but the one loser didn't lose on the track,
it was lost in the stewards room due to the fact they were all on the second.
And finally, remember to let all know you only travel by Super Puma to racecourses. Just those two words will leave the forum in awe
and guarantee you from any previous verbal abuse.
newbies will frequently encounter a complete betfair freeze or meltdown ! this event will usually take place on Saturdays afternoons at around 2-3 pm ,the newbie must not panic this is entirely normal and expected by the established forumites , this phenonomen is known as "suspend monkey " ,the general concensus is that on a Saturday afternoon just after lunchtime the betfair staff take a well earned jolly down to the local pub for an afternoon session until around 5,o clock , naturally they have to leave someone in charge to look after the "shop" so to speak ! this is where "suspend monkey"comes in ,now suspend monkey could be an African security guard or a Mexican roadsweeper or a local pisshead or even a bird from the sunbed shop across the road ,anyone who has half a brain is deemed able to steady the ship so to speak ,?sit them in front of the controls bung em a handful of fivers and tell them not to touch anything for 3-4 hours ,what can go wrong?
now while the betfair staff are pishing it up at the dog and duck ,suspend monkey has been at the helm for 2 or 3 hours scratching his nuts bored out of his brains with a dazzling array of computers with tempting buttons to press ! inevitable he is going to press a few buttons and pull a few plugs suspend monkey is well loved by all forumites and you will see endless threads voiceing appreciation of suspend monkeys talents ,all part of the betfair expeireince that the newbie will soon come to love !
now while the betfair staff are pishing it up at the dog and duck ,suspend monkey has been at the helm for 2 or 3 hours scratching his nuts bored out of his brains with a dazzling array of computers with tempting buttons to press ! inevitable he is going to press a few buttons and pull a few plugs suspend monkey is well loved by all forumites and you will see endless threads voiceing appreciation of suspend monkeys talents ,all part of the betfair expeireince that the newbie will soon come to love !
This forum is littered with jealous clowns, post a winner and you get abuse, post a loser and expect a barbaric hurl of abuse for the next 3 days, I posted up 4 winners one week showing a +34 profit, I got nothing but abuse each time I got a winner, have since posted up a few winners (4 out of the last 5 posted up have won) and again nothing but abuse, add in my lays which are showing profit, AGAIN nothing but abuse, add in some pretty good advice I've given and all in all I think I've shown myself to be credible. but the forum clowns have made me out to be a bad guy and there's nothing I can do about that unfortunately.
Foyleswar that was genius, Genuine laughter here, Thank you.
The forum has a fewv people who copy other peoples selections but it is quite easy to find the original
poster so whe someone takes the credit just treaat them with the credit they deserve....
poster so whe someone takes the credit just treaat them with the credit they deserve....
Breedingmad is a serial loser, about 20 tips on Thursday and not one placed, I ain't taking crap of someone like that . I'm a living legend for crying out loud, I deserve to be the poster man on this forum, I should be put upon a pedestal.
. I'm a living legend for crying out loud, I deserve to be the poster man on this forum, I should be put upon a pedestal.
as a newbie your usernames should speak volumes about your personality , tipping prowess and appendage size ,the more "succesfull" forumites would have chosen a name worthy of their talents superior usernames containing words MESSIAH,GENIUS,MILLIONARE ,HIGH ROLLER in caps lock of course ,understandably command respect and threads by newbies with this type of name are eagerly anticipated by the more established forumites .
if one of your carefully thought out and decent priced(2/5) tips gets beaten don't despair ! rest assured that it is not your fault ,how could it be ? you have done your job, its not your fault that some dopey half pissed midget who couldn't give Cheryl cole a decent ride has fecked up and sent your £5 down the swannee........ be sure to vent your anger and vitriol on the sawn off stunted fecker .and remember that the forum is right behind you 100%.
Don't nick op's tips and take the Glory when they win as you can quickly lose your reputation,..and become a laughing
stock on the forum especially if you have the guile to brag.
stock on the forum especially if you have the guile to brag.
Dear newbies,
Should you choose to upload your own avatar, do not underestimate the impact your chosen graphic can have on your fellow forumites.
The one I uploaded is a reflection of my utmost respect for the Horse Racing Forum's tipping legend SkinfofGreatYarmouth and his mother TheNorfolkMafia.
For example, it would be unwise for you to upload a photo such as the one shown below...
For those that may be unaware, the photo is of the TV character Mr Bean who according to Wikipedia is described as a 'childish buffoon'.
Choosing an appropriate avatar is an important step on the road to achieving respect and credibility on the Forum.
Should you choose to upload your own avatar, do not underestimate the impact your chosen graphic can have on your fellow forumites.
The one I uploaded is a reflection of my utmost respect for the Horse Racing Forum's tipping legend SkinfofGreatYarmouth and his mother TheNorfolkMafia.
For example, it would be unwise for you to upload a photo such as the one shown below...
For those that may be unaware, the photo is of the TV character Mr Bean who according to Wikipedia is described as a 'childish buffoon'.
Choosing an appropriate avatar is an important step on the road to achieving respect and credibility on the Forum.
That photo is of a legend, like your's truly.
Somehow I think Mr Bean will be disappearing from our screens at some point, he will eventually go the same way as his alter ego TBAG.
Holwell should be gone from this forum as well, offers nothing but insults, and KOD is just one sad nutter who insults everyone, his insults aren't banterish either, how he hasn't been banned yet is baffling.
on the odd occasion the more fortunate "newbie" may receive emails from friendly sounding chaps from overseas offering access to large sums of cash explaining that their father is a Nigerian diplomat who has millions in the bank tied up by red tape! or you have won £10 million the zambesian lottery( don't let the fact that you have never played the zambezian lottery put you off ) these chaps just need your bank account details to release the cash and you will receive a large chunk into your account as soon as they has your details . these generous fellows are renowned for their honesty and integrity so get those bank details off to them sharpish and sit back and wait for a healthy boost to your betting bank !
more advice for the newbie ! in an earlier post it was suggested that when telling the wife or girlfriend of winnings then the winning amount should be minimised i.e if you win a grand tell the other half you won a ton if you win £5,000 tell her you won £500 ,this is vital because if you tell her that you won £5,000 the selfish cow will be on your case for a large chunk and will only go shopping and waste it on handbags ,shoes and fecking spray tans etc ! the only exception to this rule is if she says she wants some cash to visit an anne summers shop !.......... then naturally give her as much cash to spend as she wants !
further advice for newer forum members:-
If a user posts a tip on the forum always check how long they have been on betfair. If you notice they have been a member for over 10 years but have only posted 3 times, then this obviously means they are super shrewd and normally keep all their top information secret. They are most likely owners or trainers themselves. GET ON BIG !!
They are definitely NOT someone who has forgot about this account for the last decade or some dopey c4nt who has only just noticed the forum button.
If a user posts a tip on the forum always check how long they have been on betfair. If you notice they have been a member for over 10 years but have only posted 3 times, then this obviously means they are super shrewd and normally keep all their top information secret. They are most likely owners or trainers themselves. GET ON BIG !!
They are definitely NOT someone who has forgot about this account for the last decade or some dopey c4nt who has only just noticed the forum button.
A word of warning to the newbie
Of course it is traditional to immediately post "1.01 GUBBED" when a losing bet is matched at these odds.
The word " Gubbed " is in fact Scottish so in the event of a YES vote on Thursday this practise will result in immediate expulsion from the forum .
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Of course it is traditional to immediately post "1.01 GUBBED" when a losing bet is matched at these odds.
The word " Gubbed " is in fact Scottish so in the event of a YES vote on Thursday this practise will result in immediate expulsion from the forum .
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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