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The Unforgiven
09 Apr 14 16:44
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVfnT7jKHY


Anyone know these two guys ?
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Report high_lander April 14, 2014 2:55 PM BST
factmachine does the word "irony" mean anything to you?
Report factmachine April 14, 2014 2:57 PM BST
YES IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW,IVE NEARLY FINISHED THE T SHIRTS!
Report high_lander April 14, 2014 2:59 PM BST
Laugh
Report factmachine April 14, 2014 3:00 PM BST
FOR ALL YOU BIG HITTERS,THIS SITE ARE CURRENTLY OFFERING FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST RACES OF THE YEAR THE EPSOM DERBY £2@ 3.85 OR YOU CAN LAY £4@5.7 LESS COMMISION OF COURSELaughLaughLaughLaughLaughHappyHappyHappyHappyPlainPlainPlainSadSadSadCryCryCryCryCryCryCryWELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
Report JohnTerry April 14, 2014 3:10 PM BST
EXAMPLE NEXT RACE PONTY yeeow 9-2 997 available at 5.8 . well backed fav
Report JohnTerry April 14, 2014 3:11 PM BST
how many want more than 997 quid at 9-2
Report JohnTerry April 14, 2014 3:16 PM BST
I do not understand why you want to bet with bookies.only time I have bothered is for each way doubles on odds on races. even then you are backing on win part and only getting about 70% of betfair price,makes no sense to me
Report factmachine April 14, 2014 3:26 PM BST
70% OF THE BETFAIR PRICE HORSES THAT CANT WIN,COME RACING JOHN THE ONLY PLACE LEFT TO GET A BET ON!
Report JohnTerry April 14, 2014 3:31 PM BST
50% each way betting on course.
Report factmachine April 14, 2014 6:13 PM BST
PLACE MARKET ON HERE NON EXISTENT(AGAIN OK IF U BET IN 2 QUIDS),THE ONLY PLACE U CAN GET ON NOW IS ONCOURSE OR SMALL INDEPENDENT BETTING SHOPS.
Report rcing April 14, 2014 6:23 PM BST
PLACE MARKET ON HERE NON EXISTENT(AGAIN OK IF U BET IN 2 QUIDS),THE ONLY PLACE U CAN GET ON NOW IS ONCOURSE OR SMALL INDEPENDENT BETTING SHOPS

*if you want to place a bet more than 5 minutes before the off
Report factmachine April 14, 2014 6:30 PM BST
ConfusedConfusedConfusedConfusedConfused
Report Platini April 14, 2014 6:36 PM BST
so have you all signed up then?

https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/uk-gambling-commission-implement-bookmaker-fairplay
Report rcing April 14, 2014 6:43 PM BST
hard to get a bet on here for a large ammount granted , but 5 minute or closer to the off it is easily do able
Report unbiased April 14, 2014 6:48 PM BST
factmachine,you and your colleagues love to continually post that you can't get much on,on this exchange.I tell a different story,as I have placed many many large backs,and lays,on this site,ever since it was formed.The only difference from the early days is that the liquidity comes in a bit later,but still no problem having large wagers.
  Regarding place betting,that is a separate entity altogether,yet you guys continually bang on about it,and still want to compare with each way betting with a bookmaker,which is nonsense.
Report Dr Crippen April 14, 2014 7:02 PM BST
The bigger the bet - the bigger the mug is a saying that's stood the test of time.
Report rcing April 14, 2014 7:06 PM BST
Dr , going by that , you must bet in millions
Report factmachine April 14, 2014 7:31 PM BST
UNBIASED,WHAT DO U CALL A LARGE WAGER???? REGARDING THE PLACE MARKET ON THIS SITE ITS A "SEPARATE ENTITY" ALRIGHT,U JUST CANT GET ON,FACT!LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report insideinfo April 14, 2014 7:37 PM BST
Laugh
Report Dr Crippen April 14, 2014 7:43 PM BST
Dr , going by that , you must bet in millions

rcing,

Is that why you're trying to hump my leg?
Report rcing April 14, 2014 7:45 PM BST
poor effort for a witty reply there DR .

try again
Report Dr Crippen April 14, 2014 7:48 PM BST
No, it's your turn now rcing.

I won't be holding my breath though.
Report rcing April 14, 2014 7:49 PM BST
I won't be holding my breath though

99% of the forum would wish you did imo
Report factmachine April 14, 2014 7:51 PM BST
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report homefortea April 14, 2014 7:52 PM BST
rcing 14 Apr 14 18:43 Joined: 26 Jun 08 | Topic/replies: 4,307 | Blogger: rcing's blog
hard to get a bet on here for a large ammount granted , but 5 minute or closer to the off it is easily do able

Defeats the object surely....

Why would I want a bet once the markets have played out..like grabbing the last girl at the disco....














Again....
Report Dr Crippen April 14, 2014 7:52 PM BST
Come on rcing is that all you've got?

You're about as funny as toothache.
Report rcing April 14, 2014 7:54 PM BST
Come on rcing is that all you've got?

You're about as funny as toothache.


ohh dear , bit of a contradictory statement that Dr .

i'll leave you to your 1960's put downs
Report Dr Crippen April 14, 2014 7:54 PM BST
Oh, I see factmachine has learned how to post little faces as well.

He's another who'll be writing next.
Report patrick starr April 14, 2014 9:13 PM BST
current score

rcing 3-0 dr
Report unbiased April 14, 2014 9:15 PM BST
factmachine,try to accept facts,what I posted is correct.It is rude to ask people to disclose the actual figures involvrd,and I am sure you understand what large means.Remember this is an open forum.
Report insideinfo April 14, 2014 9:22 PM BST
dr crappy,dont be thinking of taking up stand up anytime soon.
Report Dr Crippen April 14, 2014 11:51 PM BST
Very good insideduffer, did you write all that by yourself?

I see prat starr has got a sense of humour as well.

You and Prat starr ought to do a double act.

Dumb and Dumber has got a ring to it.
Report Dr Crippen April 14, 2014 11:52 PM BST
Betfair sharp minds.

Stroll on.
Report Shiekh Me Hand April 15, 2014 1:34 AM BST
23 mins 46 seconds is pure class... he's gonna go radio rental
Report Big Boss April 15, 2014 3:15 AM BST
Dr Crippen's alter ego is ?

{X} David Williams
{ } Rory Jiwani
{ } Michael Shinners
{ } Simon Clare
{ } Leon Blanche
Report insideinfo April 15, 2014 10:53 AM BST
thats some list of muppets right there big boss!
Report johnnyrant April 15, 2014 11:34 AM BST
Anyone who is a PR representative for a bookmaker & tries to justify their pay master's scandalous behaviour is, by definition, a prize c*nt - hth.
Report CLYDEBANK29 April 15, 2014 1:10 PM BST
You have to laugh at the bit 23 minutes in when I'd assume his mrs walks in and the fact that he couldn't be bothered to edit it out.  There is a hint of Cannon & Ball about them and he has the demeanour of a bull that has swallowed a bumble bee.  As with all comedy what makes it so entertaining is the fact that it's so close to reality.  I didn't like the bit where he bought up private education which had no relevance whatsoever.
Report CLYDEBANK29 April 15, 2014 1:14 PM BST
They reminded me a bit of Harry Enfield's "The Self Righteous Brothers"
Report CLYDEBANK29 April 15, 2014 1:17 PM BST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETqncRvQHWk Laugh
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 15, 2014 6:03 PM BST
Anmd still the doc bangs awayCryCryGrin
Report unitedbiscuits April 15, 2014 6:55 PM BST
They come across as losers in life. Haven't listened to the whole 3 hour rant but gather they liken their plight to Nazi victims etc. Broadcasting to the world from maybe the sole country where it is possible to make a profit from gambling with no knowledge, interest or intelligence applied to the thing they are betting on. Two chichuahas yapping.

Still, at least they've got each other.
Report factmachine April 15, 2014 6:57 PM BST
UNITEDBISCUITS,AND WHICH FIRM DO YOU WORK FOR????
Report factmachine April 15, 2014 6:58 PM BST
NOT BETFRED BY ANYCHANCELaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report dukeofpuke April 15, 2014 8:10 PM BST
anyone read anything about uk book bringing in  a 5% tax on all bets to counteract camerons new taxes on fobts and offshore tax avoidance
Report homefortea April 15, 2014 8:12 PM BST
Not sure that I like you factmachine as Betfraud is not a "firm"..

It is an organisation run by a bald chancer that would not lay an egg...

If indeed the said unitedbiscuits does indeed "work" for the Salford Chancer then he should not be able to post...

He should be reported......Laugh

It is like me posting on thejewishchronicle.com  and secretly planning a Jihhaad....
Report homefortea April 15, 2014 8:13 PM BST
Behave yourself Duke....
Report dukeofpuke April 15, 2014 8:19 PM BST

Apr 15, 2014 -- 2:13PM, homefortea wrote:

Behave yourself Duke....


thats what it said in a crals shop today baldy also got a petition

Report factmachine April 15, 2014 8:23 PM BST
HOMEFORTEA,I CONCUR,SINCERE APOLOGIES FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THE SALFORD CHANCER SHOULD BE CALLED A FIRM,DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING,SORRY!
Report insideinfo April 15, 2014 8:43 PM BST
ive been told unitedbiscuits works for hills.
Report factmachine April 15, 2014 8:45 PM BST
U SEEM TO BE INTHEKNOWHappy
Report homefortea April 15, 2014 8:45 PM BST
I will let you into a small secret...

I used to be the "boss" of an employee that has risen to be Bald Freds right hand man...

We had him changing the pages on Eurosport years ago (text) and I would come into work and find that he was smoking on the balcony at our offshore base...

He is now smoking in glamorous Warrington and may have even bought a big house...
Report insideinfo April 15, 2014 8:57 PM BST
im just surprised brokenbiscuits didnt refer to them as arbers,thats his usual party trick.

though he did say they come across as "losers in life" maybe this is his new "insult"

ill tell you one thing someone who works 12hr days for cr&p money at hills and then has to come on the forum to have a pop at anybody that ever has a gripe with bookmaker is much more my idea of a loser in life!
Report factmachine April 15, 2014 9:03 PM BST
SPOT ON INSIDEINFO!
Report homefortea April 15, 2014 9:05 PM BST
Nothing worse than winners being referred to as arbers..

The "Bookmakers" apologists always bring that up..

I have never arbed in my life...

And I have a 100-1 Hull City to win the FA Cup voucher...

If they can beat the second biggest divers in the Country then I may have a World Cruise....
Report Racecourse Regular April 15, 2014 9:29 PM BST
home - must be MP?
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 16, 2014 5:53 AM BST
Going to be my good friday veiwing.Cool
Report Dr Crippen April 16, 2014 10:56 AM BST
^^What, wearing those sun glasses?

Did you get out of bed at 05:53 in the morning just to post that?
Report salmon spray April 16, 2014 11:05 AM BST
DICKIE is a hard-working family man Crippen. He will be wielding his trusty trowel as we speak.
Report Big Boss April 16, 2014 11:51 AM BST
Dr Crippen = sick, twisted, bitter individual who's monthly pay has recently been restructured to mirror his shop's FOBT takings and OTC turnover/profitability.

The 12 hours shifts spent mainly gazing into outer space, updating forum messages on his phone with intermittent hourly breaks of receiving a betting slip to process and angry FOBT customer to placate.

Sits in his 6ft x 6ft cubicle space daily, green with jealousy of fellow forumites who make the game pay at his expense. NAP
Report Dr Crippen April 16, 2014 12:15 PM BST
He will be wielding his trusty trowel as we speak.

Marvellous stuff. Perhaps he could find Big Boss a job mixing the mortar?
Four parts of sand to one part cement.

I take it that Boss Boss can count up to four?
Report Dr Crippen April 16, 2014 12:18 PM BST
Just in case Big Boss struggles with the sums.

That's one shovel full of sand for every finger on one hand with the thumb being the cement.

Always happy to help.
Report Big Boss April 16, 2014 12:20 PM BST
one fobt, two fobt, three fobt, four fobt, simples
Report Big Boss April 16, 2014 12:22 PM BST
as you work in a house built on sand, I love the analogy.
Report factmachine April 16, 2014 1:08 PM BST
BIG BOSS,U SHOULDNT GET INVOLVED IN A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN UNARMED MANLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Dr Crippen April 16, 2014 1:31 PM BST
factmachine,

I can see that English isn't your first language.
So how long have you been living in the UK?
Report Big Boss April 16, 2014 2:02 PM BST
BIG BOSS,U SHOULDNT GET INVOLVED IN A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN UNARMED MAN

Wit against Twit Laugh
Report Dr Crippen April 16, 2014 2:14 PM BST
Have you got the hang of mixing the cement yet BB or do you still need help with the adding up?
Report insideinfo April 16, 2014 4:44 PM BST
in all my time on the forum i dont think i have ever read comebacks/attempts at humour any worse than those coming from dr crappy
Report The Unforgiven April 16, 2014 5:07 PM BST
Bookies are now getting pretty desperate and Hill's ( and I believe others ) have been asking their customers to sign a form opposing tax increases on FOBT's '' enough's - enough '' LOL ! while feckin turning customers away for wanting a bet..... anyone wishing to view the form can do so on Twitter ( @ANDY_ BRONSON has tweeted a picture of it.
Report homefortea April 16, 2014 7:35 PM BST
Hang on I signed that...

Just after I signed another petition from the Penal Reform League asking us to support all prisoners at the local Gaol being allowed to be let out six months early and to leave the back door unlocked......
Report Dr Crippen April 16, 2014 7:39 PM BST
It looks like I've upset insidedumbo as well now.

Although he does seem like a berk.
Report homefortea April 16, 2014 7:56 PM BST
Actually visited an alleged "Betting Shop" today and the fella that does the job that I had when you could place a bet (Area Manager) was telling me that if it was not for the FOBTS you could put the key in the door...

I laughed, told him to encourage punters to bet over the counter, took a puff of an imaginary Cigar and walked across the Market Square and had a pint...

Happy Days.......
Report skiptoomaloumacari April 16, 2014 8:26 PM BST
i dont see what the mystery is of geeting your account closed ....just keep backing favs each way in bad each way races usually does the trick for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Report homefortea April 16, 2014 8:55 PM BST
Not sure what a bad each-way is but I can remember when I once had a new boss when I was working on a massive internet start up and if the Jolly was odds-on it was full stake to win half to place..
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 16, 2014 8:55 PM BST
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in all my time on the forum i dont think i have ever read comebacks/attempts at humour any worse than those coming from dr crappy


Got to admit you are right . . .Its car crash stuff docSad

The trusty trowl dispatched over a 1000 bricks into brickwall heaven salmon.Cool
Report Applewine April 16, 2014 9:54 PM BST
unforgiven that,s been happening in my local coral,s for a week now, have even heard the manager begging the old girls who do there irish lottery to sign as his job is in danger! haven,t seen him ask any of the lads who have done there money on the roulette's though,it really is a disgrace.
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 17, 2014 1:26 AM BST
Aint it just applevine.Devil
Report Dr Crippen April 17, 2014 10:08 AM BST
T-G-O-D-B.
Sorry if I've hurt your feelings.

I didn't realise you were so fragile.
Report salmon spray April 17, 2014 10:16 AM BST
I am having to persuade him not to go to Politics Crippen. If he's accused of being an alias of Eeternaloptimist it will finish him   Sad
Report JohnTerry April 17, 2014 5:52 PM BST
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Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 17, 2014 8:44 PM BST
AINT HURT MY FEELING DOC I JUST FORT YEW WAS BETTER THAN THISSad

WHAT IS POLLLYTICSDevil
Report factmachine April 17, 2014 8:56 PM BST
POLITICIANS AND LARGE BETTING SHOPS U CANT GET A BET ON IN HAVE A GREAT DEAL IN COMMON,THEY ARE ALL THE SAME!
Report J.O.TOBIN. April 17, 2014 10:26 PM BST
Richard Flint the smaller guy has a few pitches around the Midlands and North, nice guy who knows the game, so suggestions he is a bullshiner/ two bob arber are wrong. My mates who have racecourse pictures didnt recognise the other guy, though he is in the same position of lots of people nowadays and struggles to get on.
Bookmakers and punters evolve as do betting markets, those who evolve quickest remain sucessful, those who dont need to re evaluate their strategies. It was though a most entertaining 45 minutes with some genuine laugh at loud moments and their observations were very close to the mark.
Good effort lads
Report insideinfo April 17, 2014 10:34 PM BST
well summed up!
Report JohnTerry April 18, 2014 10:30 AM BST
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Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 18, 2014 11:05 AM BST
by gum
Report Dr Crippen April 18, 2014 11:34 AM BST
I thought I'd find you here DICKIE-B?

You like this thread don't you?
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 18, 2014 12:24 PM BST
I like you doc you make my gob dew thisHappy
Report factmachine April 20, 2014 6:32 PM BST
SPOT ON MR TOBIN!
Report FrankRA April 22, 2014 5:39 PM BST
ttt
Report JohnTerry April 22, 2014 10:57 PM BST
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Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 23, 2014 5:48 PM BST
up ya come
Report Dr Crippen April 23, 2014 6:17 PM BST
T-G-O-D-B.

I'm starting to suspect you're one of the dudes in the video.

You're obsessed with this one aren't you?
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 23, 2014 6:32 PM BST
No was just seeing if my groundbait would attract a bite.

It did.Happy
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 23, 2014 6:37 PM BST
Feed hemp and tares but fish with sweetcorn on the hookbait doc.Cool

Whens the betting for fishamania openCool
Report homefortea April 23, 2014 7:30 PM BST
dr crippen I am far too wise to be seen on camera..

However with my George Clooney looks I have been offered a couple of gigs but turned them down so that I can win a fiver with nobet £3.65...
Report factmachine April 24, 2014 8:26 PM BST
IM QUITE SURE IF U GO INTO ONE OF THESE SO CALLED big bookmakers THERE IS A MINIMUM AMOUNT THEY WILL ACCEPT ON A BETTING SLIP,YET A FRIEND OF MINE WHEN TRYING TO GET A BET ONLINE MORE THAN ONCE HAS BEEN OFFERED 2PENCE (NOT A JOKE)WHEN TRYING TO PLACE A WAGER????????
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD April 25, 2014 5:49 AM BST
Tis true ^
Report factmachine April 28, 2014 8:09 AM BST
FRIEND WENT INTO BETFRED TO BACK LIVERPOOL YESTERDAY,WROTE THE SLIP OUT £110 LIVERPOOL,CASHIER"WONT BE A MINUTE ILL JUST HAVE TO RING IT THROUGH"AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryCry
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