what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

My own personal favourite Dinosaur joke is this old beauty.

What do you call a one eyed Dinosaur?

Do-You-Think-He-Saw-Us.

Still makes me laugh this one!

What do you call a Dinosaur who has just eaten a Chicken Vindalo?
A Megasaurarse

What does a woman say when she sits on pinoccios face?






Lie, lie

No that's a gay dinosaur racingstar

dom888, lol!!!

Two dinosaurs are walking along when they see a shemale.

The first dinosaur says, "Do you think that tranny saw us, Rex?"

I was in the Natural History Museum in London looking at the dinosaur bones.

I asked the Curator how old the bones were.

He replied: 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.'

'F@ck me!' I said. 'How do you know their age so precisely?'

The Curator said 'Well, they were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'

There's a pill available now to cure lesbians - tricoxagen.

Dont say that....................thell all wont to go out wiv me now ..............

What do you call a paedophile dinosaur?

Barney!

not a dinosaur joke but

two street low lifes walk into greggs the 1st one sees there is no one behind the counter and quickly snaffles 3 pasties in his pockets,his mate says f"ck you i'm going to steal some as well and as he is leaning over the counter the assistant appears 'can i help you sir' yes can i have 3 pasties 'yes you can' the assistant hands them over and he quickly scoffs the lot before paying 'you owe me for the pasties and you had better pay up or else' dont worry he says i can do magic tricks 'what do you mean magic tricks' 'well he says check my mates pockets'

worst joke in the history of mankind