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TheNorfolkMafia
09 Nov 13 20:03
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Write up to follow!

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You'll be lucky!

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Report windsor_boy November 9, 2013 8:09 PM GMT
Price secured. Good luck Sir.
Report halcyon days November 9, 2013 8:13 PM GMT
^Laugh
Report racingstar November 9, 2013 8:15 PM GMT
ROFFL.
What a pair of deluded dipsticks.
Report poorpup November 9, 2013 8:18 PM GMT
Once there was a wannabee punter called mfordy, who liked to blame bookies for the fact he was unable to win money backing horses (see oft-repeated quote from M Ford, West Midlands, in Henry R1x's happy customers literature).  Try as he might, he could not beat the evil empire of Ladbr0kes, so he heard about Betfair and it's renown forum.  Try as he might, he could not get himself taken seriously by the forum intelligentsia, despite all his efforts to ingratiate himself to them. Not for him an understanding of the Rule 4 law on deductions for withdrawn horses prior to the start.  Not for him any kind of proper understanding of betting mathematics (see above for further proof that Our Hero has no clue how to compute place odds when betting each-way).  Not for him (sadly) acceptance by the forum as a whole.

And lo! mfordy discovers Tipping Services, where all your wasted efforts studying form and arriving at erroneous deductions (and continuing to blame bookmakers for this) are consigned to history.  Not only that, but mfordy discovers Other Tipsters, whose thoughts are available freely on the 'net or in the daily papers. Such Chapman of Golf, Taylor of Horse and Tom of Seagull.

So mfordy now has a purpose - to bring to the attention of the wider world these undiscovered gems.  But - avast -  he finds ridicule and opprobrium AGAIN on the forum.  Not for him the adulation and admiration of the forum for highlighting Tipping Services.  Worse, he is banished for mentioning Henry of Rix.  At least attention in the form of dislike was better than no attention, wasn't it?  That is, after all, how mfordy related to other children in his formative years.  So he returns, in a new guise, that of ascotboy, to share with the forum the deeds and heroics of Other Tipsters (having been forbidden from mentioning Tipping Services).

And to this day, ascotboy, windsorboy, and his other guises seek to spread the word of Other Tipsters, against a scornful and disrespecting forum.  But mfordy knows that the message will out, and he will one day take his place in the forum as Knowing Sage, rather than Village Idiot.
Report Greg_Gory November 9, 2013 8:23 PM GMT
Look at p/power & boyle 2-20 Navan Westerners son  Laugh


ShockedShockedShocked
Report windsor_boy November 9, 2013 8:26 PM GMT
Apologies for my puppet`s nonsense.
Report Greg_Gory November 9, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
ShockedSad
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 9, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
windsor_boy • November 9, 2013 8:09 PM GMT
Price secured. Good luck Sir.


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Report poorpup November 9, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
nice dancing fraudy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KOAHqpCemQ
Report windsor_boy November 9, 2013 8:28 PM GMT
Obsessed.
Report poorpup November 9, 2013 8:44 PM GMT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-aABOs740
Report elvissss November 9, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
Unlucky Skinto

Everyhing Fraudy touches turns to sh1t

Marriage
Job
Choir
Ur selections

etc etc
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 9, 2013 8:59 PM GMT
youtu.be/w7RIgs3eygo

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Report elvissss November 9, 2013 9:03 PM GMT
Laugh
Report metro john November 9, 2013 11:20 PM GMT
cheers skintoCool,this could go off evens come the off(looks like gold) ALL IN!LoveCoolLove
Report Glossy November 9, 2013 11:37 PM GMT
Guesser
Report TiptheOdds November 10, 2013 2:03 AM GMT
So, is that a tip from Weaselwise, skinto or the Norfolk Mafia?
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 8:24 AM GMT
Answers on a postcard, please!

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Report johnnywilkinson November 10, 2013 9:00 AM GMT
THE WAY HIS TIPPINGS GOING WE,LL SOON BE STRUGGLING FOR THE STAMPCry....4-1
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 9:03 AM GMT
You really know how to hurt someone's feelings!

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Report johnnywilkinson November 10, 2013 9:05 AM GMT
SOON BE DERBY DAY
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 9:06 AM GMT
Crystal Palace 0-0 Everton

Must be a printing error!

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Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 9:11 AM GMT
Investec Derby Day - 7th June 2014

I can't wait!

Happy
Report johnnywilkinson November 10, 2013 9:13 AM GMT
MAKE SURE DEMOCRATS BOOKED HIS PLACE IN THE CAR
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 9:16 AM GMT
He'll be there!

Happy
Report johnnywilkinson November 10, 2013 9:19 AM GMT
HOPE I AM
Report EvgenyKissin November 10, 2013 10:17 AM GMT
Good luck today TNM.
Report metro john November 10, 2013 10:40 AM GMT
my only worry is the ground?
Report metro john November 10, 2013 11:01 AM GMT
The more i look at the ground the more I worry(ffs)
Report pratley8 November 10, 2013 11:35 AM GMT
It's all about Nicky Nutjob
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 12:25 PM GMT
EvgenyKissin • November 10, 2013 10:17 AM GMT
Good luck today TNM.


Love
Report metro john November 10, 2013 12:53 PM GMT
well the Danger and a big one,maybe a fc link is Victor? but in skinto we trustCool
Report mange November 10, 2013 2:37 PM GMT
Av U got 1
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 10, 2013 2:41 PM GMT
Much prefer that skinto chap
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 2:48 PM GMT
Hey Skinto,

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into"
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 10, 2013 3:21 PM GMT
To be fair mafia we shuld not shoot the messanger.

Sad old dayyesterday mate.

Sat up therealone after they had all gone was a magical sad moment.Sad
Report metro john November 10, 2013 4:04 PM GMT
Some welcome relief for skinto fans - http://youtu.be/zkl40iLKTlI
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 5:20 PM GMT
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD,

Yes, i know how much you loved the 'Place'!
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 10, 2013 6:23 PM GMT
Was never the same after the great man went to meet his maker tho mafiaSad

Just wish i could of took you before that time cameSad

He had 67 yearlings she has 1 apparently.Sad
Report TheNorfolkMafia November 10, 2013 6:49 PM GMT
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD,

Yes, a regret of mine!
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