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09 Nov 13
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Once there was a wannabee punter called mfordy, who liked to blame bookies for the fact he was unable to win money backing horses (see oft-repeated quote from M Ford, West Midlands, in Henry R1x's happy customers literature). Try as he might, he could not beat the evil empire of Ladbr0kes, so he heard about Betfair and it's renown forum. Try as he might, he could not get himself taken seriously by the forum intelligentsia, despite all his efforts to ingratiate himself to them. Not for him an understanding of the Rule 4 law on deductions for withdrawn horses prior to the start. Not for him any kind of proper understanding of betting mathematics (see above for further proof that Our Hero has no clue how to compute place odds when betting each-way). Not for him (sadly) acceptance by the forum as a whole.
And lo! mfordy discovers Tipping Services, where all your wasted efforts studying form and arriving at erroneous deductions (and continuing to blame bookmakers for this) are consigned to history. Not only that, but mfordy discovers Other Tipsters, whose thoughts are available freely on the 'net or in the daily papers. Such Chapman of Golf, Taylor of Horse and Tom of Seagull.
So mfordy now has a purpose - to bring to the attention of the wider world these undiscovered gems. But - avast - he finds ridicule and opprobrium AGAIN on the forum. Not for him the adulation and admiration of the forum for highlighting Tipping Services. Worse, he is banished for mentioning Henry of Rix. At least attention in the form of dislike was better than no attention, wasn't it? That is, after all, how mfordy related to other children in his formative years. So he returns, in a new guise, that of ascotboy, to share with the forum the deeds and heroics of Other Tipsters (having been forbidden from mentioning Tipping Services).
And to this day, ascotboy, windsorboy, and his other guises seek to spread the word of Other Tipsters, against a scornful and disrespecting forum. But mfordy knows that the message will out, and he will one day take his place in the forum as Knowing Sage, rather than Village Idiot.
And lo! mfordy discovers Tipping Services, where all your wasted efforts studying form and arriving at erroneous deductions (and continuing to blame bookmakers for this) are consigned to history. Not only that, but mfordy discovers Other Tipsters, whose thoughts are available freely on the 'net or in the daily papers. Such Chapman of Golf, Taylor of Horse and Tom of Seagull.
So mfordy now has a purpose - to bring to the attention of the wider world these undiscovered gems. But - avast - he finds ridicule and opprobrium AGAIN on the forum. Not for him the adulation and admiration of the forum for highlighting Tipping Services. Worse, he is banished for mentioning Henry of Rix. At least attention in the form of dislike was better than no attention, wasn't it? That is, after all, how mfordy related to other children in his formative years. So he returns, in a new guise, that of ascotboy, to share with the forum the deeds and heroics of Other Tipsters (having been forbidden from mentioning Tipping Services).
And to this day, ascotboy, windsorboy, and his other guises seek to spread the word of Other Tipsters, against a scornful and disrespecting forum. But mfordy knows that the message will out, and he will one day take his place in the forum as Knowing Sage, rather than Village Idiot.
windsor_boy • November 9, 2013 8:09 PM GMT
Price secured. Good luck Sir.
Price secured. Good luck Sir.
nice dancing fraudy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KOAHqpCemQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KOAHqpCemQ
Unlucky Skinto
Everyhing Fraudy touches turns to sh1t
Marriage
Job
Choir
Ur selections
etc etc
Everyhing Fraudy touches turns to sh1t
Marriage
Job
Choir
Ur selections
etc etc
cheers skinto
,this could go off evens come the off(looks like gold) ALL IN!
,this could go off evens come the off(looks like gold) ALL IN!
So, is that a tip from Weaselwise, skinto or the Norfolk Mafia?
THE WAY HIS TIPPINGS GOING WE,LL SOON BE STRUGGLING FOR THE STAMP
....4-1
....4-1
You really know how to hurt someone's feelings!
Crystal Palace 0-0 Everton
Must be a printing error!
Must be a printing error!
Investec Derby Day - 7th June 2014
I can't wait!
I can't wait!
MAKE SURE DEMOCRATS BOOKED HIS PLACE IN THE CAR
The more i look at the ground the more I worry(ffs)
EvgenyKissin • November 10, 2013 10:17 AM GMT
Good luck today TNM.
Good luck today TNM.
well the Danger and a big one,maybe a fc link is Victor? but in skinto we trust
Hey Skinto,
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into"
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into"
To be fair mafia we shuld not shoot the messanger.
Sad old dayyesterday mate.
Sat up therealone after they had all gone was a magical sad moment.
Sad old dayyesterday mate.
Sat up therealone after they had all gone was a magical sad moment.
Some welcome relief for skinto fans - http://youtu.be/zkl40iLKTlI
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD,
Yes, i know how much you loved the 'Place'!
Yes, i know how much you loved the 'Place'!
Was never the same after the great man went to meet his maker tho mafia
Just wish i could of took you before that time came
He had 67 yearlings she has 1 apparently.
Just wish i could of took you before that time came
He had 67 yearlings she has 1 apparently.
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD,
Yes, a regret of mine!
Yes, a regret of mine!
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