Thursday I lost loads. Today I have the horse to win it back plus profit.

thanks for a 33/1 winner hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

Head in hands man required

Christ on a bike,glad i'm not a follower

oh my.....cheers Tree

Oh. My. GOD!!!

Not enough funny faces for this!

and they doubt if its the real money tree?

you could not write this stuff.

1/16 loser. Another bank gone. You've got to feel for the poor sod.

Another classic selection from the legendary tree

amazing stuff

just want KD to win the last

I might be in a class of one but very sorry for you, though it was a daft lay given the draw, high numbers clearly much favoured

theres always 2moro money tree.

WHO the feck wants to lay a price like that bare? NUTS.

Now post your bet.

Genius, well done Tree.  33/1 winner and a great haul.

How on earth do you explain that to Mrs Tree?

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ozymandius he backed it to loose.

welcome back ozy

D.I.V.O.R.C.E .... Best case scenario, he only layed it for £50... that's £1800 down the drain. Only fools lay 20/1+ shots or pro's with massive tanks looking to steal tiny margins on the race.

Good call Tree

It's not funny.

foolsgold, come on, shirley you know the Tree modus operandi by now?

Moneytree  bit of advice and its free  .. pack the game in

wow

He's gone very quiet. CLUEDO: Mrs Tree, with the rolling pin, in the kitchen.

am joking ozymindius haha. larry had a decent double!

Mrs Tree will have the garden shears onto your bollcocks tonight ,


leave a jamjar of vinegar on the bedside table , pop em in- theyll keep for a few months

Which site does he tip it to win on?

Tree - I've told you before and I'll tell you again you are the biggest, greatest fookin' joke ever seen on ere.

Now once and for all clear off and don't come back you total and utter loser - you are a fookin joke son!!!

Oh f u c k

That was a fix.

IMO.

money hope you didnt lose too much

chin up tree

very unlucky Tree, looked like something went amiss with the rest of the field

themover 20 Sep 13 16:54 
very unlucky Tree, looked like something went amiss with the rest of the field


Not taking the pee tree but that is fookin

Better get lucky with my s bet £22 now ffs.

Good luck tree lad

Is Mrs Tree displeased?

Jeez

Good Luck

I have not passed on the news. Trying to think of a passable excuse now.

ffs....good luck on that one

something biblical perhaps,a plague of locusts struck in your living room and devoured your money

hope she doesn't have to go out working on the circuitous

Tell her that the horse ran in a straight line, and you presumed it would take the scenic route like its name suggests.

What does the name mean?

Oh dear but not in the Mon Mome Sole Power stuff of legend

Some bookies are paying out on it if it gets 5 th when they do that you know it has no chance.



Tree has got the lot I wonder who u who u bet it with Money  



I have not passed on the news. Trying to think of a passable excuse now.

Mr and mrs tree probably riding as it passed the post ,stop putting alofs shyte up ,U BET IT ,FACT well done ..

I've found a great lay in the 5:20

And I'm only doing it cause of the name.

It will neither win or place.

Breaking the bank

you should try and find one called attention seeking fckwit

clear off Tree you cretin - nobody's give a fook.

post ur lay bet ???

Tree, every credit to you mate, your comedy gold.

elise pmsl

Jog on yorkie no oe here ordered the obese male stripper.

I would of happily posted my lay up but as I did it on the daq I think it's poor form to advertise it here.

another buzzer u have found

Bit of fun   funs good 
let me guess  Breaking The Bank
why  you had a  bank of £2.68 yesterday and layed  Circuitous   4.00 Ayr  win and place for thousands ....KID your a Genius

No if u read mrs tree gave me a loan.

u gave a bit back ,ran well

I would of happily posted my lay up but as I did it on the daq I think it's poor form to advertise it here.

pmsfl

Slow and steady. Funds increasing.

Moneytree ..theres a lot of strange men in cell block  ten . but the stranges of em all was a frield of mine who spent his time  reading The racing Post

I have texted Colin he is laying vogarth for me and I get a 25% split of profits.

Lee Evans type thread imo...

Is he one of the new ruk presenters? I had to cancel my subscription as funds were limited.

what time is the full bank lay tomorrow Tree ?

I'm not sure as I'm going to leave in min and text mrs tree say I'm out for night.
She's out early in morning so that buys me time to recover her cash.

I will be using the app to also lay grey friars and caldercruix

Vogarth is  forecast at 200/1 in The Racing  Post
its 420 on here to £2 quid   what are you and Colin  going to do with your  with all that dosh
oh forgot your on 25%   thats 50 pence 
and you say  slow but sure ... keep it up and in 50years time  you and Colin  may  just  may have enough to buy a bedsit for one night .. hey it beats sleeping under the bridge

I'll make £20 easy quid.

Cheers.

Heres my tip and why  6.10 Bussa  ..first thet took the winner out  Beckerment  it was a match  with Bussa .. so now it leaves the race for Bussa to lose   it runs off  81 they claim  3 lbs  so that makes it 84  ..and 84 will win  most low class  claimers .. no i have not had a bet  .why  i only back before 4.00pm  after 4.00pm  if i bet  its a Lay

I dont back if I did then I'd pile on that.

Money so you have an easy 20 quid at 420/1  . your  liability is £8.400.. take it your on some sort of drugs

No drugs are for losers.

No Colin's taking the lability. I'm just asking for my share of winnings for the tip.

zipper 20 Sep 13 17:56 
Heres my tip and why  6.10 Bussa  ..first thet took the winner out  Beckerment  it was a match  with Bussa .. so now it leaves the race for Bussa to lose   it runs off  81 they claim  3 lbs  so that makes it 84  ..and 84 will win  most low class  claimers .. no i have not had a bet  .why  i only back before 4.00pm  after 4.00pm  if i bet  its a Lay



say what?

He's 'got the double up! ....
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Money Tree cost me thousands!!     20 Sep 13 14:59

I'm no fan of a horse running the next day after a hard race.

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NOW - PLANETEX WINS at Newcastle

Ran yesterday. ....      Planetex 1

Saw the drift whilst typing.........Lay erm lay yeah lay

You have such bad luck tree.

Don't want to scare the young children but have you considered that there maybe a Poltergeist in your house?

bannahan  says plenty  low class racing  if cannon fodder for the shops .. bit like BAGS  Dogs

Every penny mrs tree has lent me is laying this



you crease me up, you really do tree

I'm studying now for sat as I have a good feeling about winning.

So am I tree,

Really fancy Our Jonathan tomorrow,

Enjoying a glass just now,

Cheers.

What's the £2 buzza today then Tree you numb nuts...... come on so I need a fookin laugh - nearly sh&t a lung for laughin' at you yesterday when Circuitious hosed up!!!!!!!

You even make Zodiac's AP fantasy bets look a little less ridiulous son....

You need serious help MT I suggest you read and take note before it's to late.

Thought processes of a gambler

Often the compulsive gambler will begin to panic and see no way out, but then the slightest amount of good news will bring the individual back their optimism, so the gambling begins again. The struggle to control the addiction becomes harder each day and emotional outbursts are common with sufferers. However the gambling will continue as it involves escaping from reality and living in a fantasy world where the addiction is not an issue. The gambler begins to feel they are more comfortable when gambling and inevitably the addiction will become more severe; the compulsive gambler uses their addiction as a method of escaping from the effects of their addiction.

Ultimately, the addiction brings the individual despair and humiliation and causes deterioration in almost all areas of their life. However this does not prevent the person from dreaming of a life filled with money, friends, an expensive car and house. In reality though, no amount of money will ever be enough as the individual has the irresistible urge to gamble any winnings they do ever make. Enormous amounts of debt are accumulated but there is the common delusion amongst compulsive gamblers that the next risk will be the one that wins them big money and will put everything right. When the gambler finally realises they have a problem, help is available but the addiction is usually severe by this time, as the individual will have done their best to hide it for so long. Depression, drinking and taking drugs often accompany compulsive gambling. Nevertheless, treatment is highly effective and sufferers can be restored back to normal functioning and happiness.

Signs of compulsive gambling
Spending an excessive amount of time gambling
Increasing the frequency of gambling
Continuing to gamble despite negative outcomes
Borrowing money to gamble
Increasing the amount of money spent gambling
Frequent mood swings
Secretive behaviour
Absence from work or family problems due to gambling
The irresistible urge to gamble and take larger risks

Got some horses that should be pulling carts running today. Easy cash.

Yorkie jog along son it must be time for you're medication.

At least he'll get a tiny bit back by his lay of Ancient Cross in the Ayr Silver Cup.....oh.....wait.....

Yep these threads are funny all right but maybe for a different reason than some might think.

I had doubted this was the real Money Tree

Obviously i was wrong

Real or fake ffs you could`nt make it up.
Well done money there can be no doubt you got the f...ing lotand a full net

I'm impressed tree.wd