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01 Sep 13
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Due to unprecedented demand, this year's garden party will be held at Great Yarmouth Racecourse, on the 17th, 18th and 19th of September. Among those attending will be forum heavyweights, flash bookie, democrat, adge and johnnywilkinson and it is hoped that TheNorfolkMafia will fly in from his Sicilian base, to grace us with his prescence. THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD, has been requested not to attend, as we are trying to keep the f*cking Riff-Raff away from this prestigious calendar event! Those of you wearing your, "I Love Skinto" and "Skinto is 'God'" button badges, will be entitled to attend the champagne welcoming party, each day at 11:00 hours! A horse racing meeting has been arranged for all three days of the garden party!
Be there, or be square!
Be there, or be square!
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poorpup,
Well, i'm f*cking pleased you posted! It took me an age to pen that!
Well, i'm f*cking pleased you posted! It took me an age to pen that!
Boys, rev the f*cking plane up!
I wouldn't miss it for the world!
I wouldn't miss it for the world!
"flash bookie, democrat, adge"
I'll go seeing that proper bookies who'll take a bet will be in attendance.
Grimmy texted, am checking ancestry.com for his Irish passport eligibility, have a wig and sunglasses for him to bypass course security.
I'll go seeing that proper bookies who'll take a bet will be in attendance.
Grimmy texted, am checking ancestry.com for his Irish passport eligibility, have a wig and sunglasses for him to bypass course security.
on days those dates 
.looks like youll have to get some other blue blood to bring a bit of class to the event.
.looks like youll have to get some other blue blood to bring a bit of class to the event.
F*ck me, you'll be lucky if there's 8 horses at the meeting!
I may even have a stop over and dew 2 dazs
^^^^^THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD, has been requested not to attend, as we are trying to keep the f*cking Riff-Raff away from this prestigious calendar event!^^^^^
any bands on skinto ? , still wondering wether to drive down from Invercaldy
jollie • September 1, 2013 2:09 PM BST
any bands on skinto ? , still wondering wether to drive down from Invercaldy
Hoping to get Des O'Connor
youtu.be/jl0F_Z33l1Y
any bands on skinto ? , still wondering wether to drive down from Invercaldy
Hoping to get Des O'Connor
youtu.be/jl0F_Z33l1Y
Hoping to get Des O'Connor
Those Indie acts might put pple off
Those Indie acts might put pple off
"I Pretend", is a song written by Barry Mason and Les Reed. Des O'Connor's recording of this song became a number-one hit in the UK in July 1968, and a number-one hit in Ireland the following month!
Trying to keep riff raff out of Great Yarmouth is an oxymoron imo
OVER THE 3 DAYS IVE BEEN REQUESTED TO SINGON THE PEIR
WILL FLASHBOOKIES MISSUS BE DOIN THE SANDWICHES THEY WERE VERY NICE AT NEWMARKET
is there a dress code? yup
bollocko cept a horse hair sporran
bollocko cept a horse hair sporran
WILL THE FELLA WITH THE BROWN TRILBY BE APPEARING
I HOPE THAT DEMOCRAT GOES THE PROPER ODDS A PLACE
kan eye stay at yaws like, to save money on rooms.
Me and saddo will share if you aint got room.
Me and saddo will share if you aint got room.
Hope dangles And nobby turn up from Leicester
And the Bills are paid and the lights are on MATYN OF LEICESTER
And the Bills are paid and the lights are on MATYN OF LEICESTER
Dangles and Nobby will be there and i wish, Martyn of Leicester, would go that bigger price and the f*cking board would blow up, preferably taking him with it!
Sew can we stay or what
Martyn of Leicester is always very well presented i m o.
Martyn of Leicester is always very well presented i m o.
DANGLES WONT BE THERE....NOBBY WILL FOR CERTAINTY,AND HIS MINDER
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD • September 3, 2013 10:14 PM BST
Sew can we stay or what
Martyn of Leicester is always very well presented i m o.
See above!
Sew can we stay or what
Martyn of Leicester is always very well presented i m o.
See above!
I HAVE NOW A NEW STRING TO MY BOW ....I NOW FETCH MARTYNS REFRESHMENTS
Only one week to go!
I'm so excited!
Tempered by the fact that Grimmy might turn up!
I'm so excited!
Tempered by the fact that Grimmy might turn up!
F*cking hell, what a sight for sore eyes that'll be!
is tony lusardi coming ....he was always a crowd pleaser down there
adge,
Hopefully not, as we are trying to keep the Riff-Raff away from this prestigious calendar event!
Hopefully not, as we are trying to keep the Riff-Raff away from this prestigious calendar event!
She once put a golf ball down my pants.
Long story wont bore you with it.
Long story wont bore you with it.
"Garden party held today
Invites call the debs to play
Social climbers polish ladders
Wayward sons again have fathers
"Hello, dad!", "Hello, dad!"
Edgy eggs and queuing cumbers
Rudely wakened from their slumbers
Time has come again for slaughter
On the lawns by still "Cam" waters
It's a slaughter, it's a slaughter
Champagne corks are firing at the sun, again
Swooping swallows chased by violins again
Strafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again
Oh God
Oh God not again
Aperitifs consumed en masse
Display their owners on the grass
Couples loiter in the cloisters
Social leeches quoting Chaucer
Doctor's son a parson's daughter
Where why not and should they oughta
Please don't lie upon the grass
Unless accompanied by a fellow
{May I be so bold as to perhaps suggest Othello}
Punting on the Cam is jolly fun they say
Beagling on the downs, oh please do come they say
Rugger is the tops, a game for men they say
They say
Good God they say
I'm punting
I'm beagling
I'm wining
Reclining
I'm rucking
I'm ****g
So welcome
It's a party
Angie chalks another blue
Mother smiles she did it too
Chitters chat and gossips lash
Posers pose, pressmen flash, flash
Smiles polluted with false charm
Locking on to Royal arms
Society columns now ensured
Returns to mingle with the crowds
Oh, what a crowd
Oh, punting on the cam
Oh please do come they say
Beagling on the downs
Oh please so come they say
Garden party held today they say
Oh please do come
Oh please do come, they say"
http://youtu.be/r1_ydDEpA8g
Invites call the debs to play
Social climbers polish ladders
Wayward sons again have fathers
"Hello, dad!", "Hello, dad!"
Edgy eggs and queuing cumbers
Rudely wakened from their slumbers
Time has come again for slaughter
On the lawns by still "Cam" waters
It's a slaughter, it's a slaughter
Champagne corks are firing at the sun, again
Swooping swallows chased by violins again
Strafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again
Oh God
Oh God not again
Aperitifs consumed en masse
Display their owners on the grass
Couples loiter in the cloisters
Social leeches quoting Chaucer
Doctor's son a parson's daughter
Where why not and should they oughta
Please don't lie upon the grass
Unless accompanied by a fellow
{May I be so bold as to perhaps suggest Othello}
Punting on the Cam is jolly fun they say
Beagling on the downs, oh please do come they say
Rugger is the tops, a game for men they say
They say
Good God they say
I'm punting
I'm beagling
I'm wining
Reclining
I'm rucking
I'm ****g
So welcome
It's a party
Angie chalks another blue
Mother smiles she did it too
Chitters chat and gossips lash
Posers pose, pressmen flash, flash
Smiles polluted with false charm
Locking on to Royal arms
Society columns now ensured
Returns to mingle with the crowds
Oh, what a crowd
Oh, punting on the cam
Oh please do come they say
Beagling on the downs
Oh please so come they say
Garden party held today they say
Oh please do come
Oh please do come, they say"
http://youtu.be/r1_ydDEpA8g
chavman • September 11, 2013 10:03 AM BST
Linda Lusardi maybe
She was invited, but when she heard Grimmy was coming, she said, "No way, Jose!"
I never knew his name was Jose, iv'e always called him Grimmy!
Linda Lusardi maybe
She was invited, but when she heard Grimmy was coming, she said, "No way, Jose!"
I never knew his name was Jose, iv'e always called him Grimmy!
I do hope Skinto will be present ,so many want too meet the Market square Hero
http://youtu.be/VFcglyTqjSk
http://youtu.be/VFcglyTqjSk
1916,sept 17th - World War I: Manfred von Richthofen [The Red Baron], a flying ace of the German Luftstreitkräfte, wins his first aerial combat near Cambrai, France.
metro john,
It's his garden party, he'll be there!
I also know that he is looking forward to meeting you, so you can exchange poems!
Skinto wrote a poem once, don't know if you have ever read it?
They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those moderators seek him everywhere,
Is he in heaven? — Is he in hell?
That damned, elusive S-k-i-n-t-o!
You might have noticed they have taken today's, 'The Weasel'wise, down!
It's his garden party, he'll be there!
I also know that he is looking forward to meeting you, so you can exchange poems!
Skinto wrote a poem once, don't know if you have ever read it?
They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those moderators seek him everywhere,
Is he in heaven? — Is he in hell?
That damned, elusive S-k-i-n-t-o!
You might have noticed they have taken today's, 'The Weasel'wise, down!
Uttoxeter (Wednesday) 16:25, Thoresby 10/1 (365 & VC)
But McCoy got a decent ride booked(don't he always)
It looks a very competitive race on paper! I have 'Thoresby' 4 lbs in front of 'Minella For Steak' but have also backed it at, 11.50, 12.00 & 12.50!
rails seven for sale if anybody wants to join the party.
Cant come, got to go trouble shooting on a job in Ipswitch all week.
What a knut
What a knut
Beware a bright star and three kings bearing gifts
I tried to book for the fez in yarmuff, the nearest place available to stay was sandringham, bit pricey up there too ffs.
IVE GOT A CRACKING LITTLE GAFF AT 24 NICKER A NIGHT AND YA CANT JUMP OVER THE BREKY
WHEN I GET IN FROM THE PIER ABOUT 2.30 IF SHES WAITING UP FOR ME IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO
WEDNESDAY NIGHT MIGHT BE THE PROBLEM ,IVE A SQUIGGLE AND I AINT FORCED TO GET THE TRIP
Perhaps you could get a nights work at the cherries ? does skinto bet there ?
NO NOT ANYMORE......HE FELL OUT WITH THE MANAGEMENT
Why was that johnnny ? Did they ask him to raise his max. bet to a fiver ? 
THEYD HEARD HE HAD MONEY AND ASKED HIM TO SPONSOR THE EAST ANGLIAN DERBY
This time tomorrow,
Reckon where I'll be,
youtu.be/VSH7N-HaxnE
Reckon where I'll be,
youtu.be/VSH7N-HaxnE
Hanging down your head to minimise the effect of the rain. Shut your eyes and you'll think you're at Glastonbury !
I just hope theres enough bookies there to cope.
There'll be many more bookies than horses if this summer is owt to go by.
I appear and everyone's disappeared!
Charming!
Charming!
Deltâ,
What's, 'The Weasel'wise?
Only, it seems to have been removed!
What's, 'The Weasel'wise?
Only, it seems to have been removed!
Anyhow, my Rolls awaits me, the chauffeur is anxious to avoid 'Weasel'mania and to see me safely ensconced at Great Yarmouth Racecourse!
See you all at, 'The Gold Mine'!
See you all at, 'The Gold Mine'!
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