Goodbye

salmon spray
     16 Aug 13 13:41   


It might be that somebody who knows his true identity has threatened him with physical violence. IF that is the case I don't think he being precious. I believe that has happened before since they brought in this PM facility


Probably some of the old goons all p1ss and wind couldn't punch their way out of paper bag!!!

OP was well able to dish it out from what I saw and was one of the most condescending posters around. I'm surprised that was the first lunatic that sent him a PM of that nature.

^ THIS

I have to agree with many of these posts. Facts was pretty good at giving it, and obviously not very good at receiving it. Hence he runs off like a coward.

YES HES RAN OFF LIKE A COWARD ,JUST LIKE I RAN OFF TO THE PUB WHEN I FOUND OUT MY GIRLFRIEND WAS PREGNANT

who's the Daddy!

ILL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE ,SHE THROUGH MY TEA ALL OVER  ME WHEN I CAME HOME AT MIDNIGHT FROM THE PUB

What happened to the child ?

I WAS UNDER ALOT OF STRESS WHEN SHE YOLD ME SHE WAS PREGNANT ,I DIDNT KNOW WHICH WAY TO RUN

SALMON SPRAY THANK THE LORD YOUR AS DAFT AS ME ,WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHILD YOU ASK ,WELL ILL TELL YOU

  YOU HAVE TO WAIT 9 MONTHS THEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GOES IN HOSPITAL THEN A BABY APPEARS FROM BENEATH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS LEGS ,THATS WHAT HAPPENS

THEN SHE STARTS BREAST FEEDING AND IT PUTS YOU OFF SEX WITH HER FOR AGES

I TOLD HER MANY A TIME TO FEED THE BABY WHILE IM AT WORK

Looks like old factsy boy has gawn.

Purile.

HE WAS A HORRID PERSON,HES NOT THE KIND OF PERSON  WHO YOU WOULD WANT YOUR CHILD TO PLAY WITH ON A BOUNCY CASTLE

I HOPE HE COMES BACK ,HES JUST A LOST SHEEP LIKE I WAS BAA BAA BAA

HES JUST GOT LOADS OF DEFAULT OF CHARACTER ,HE NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS SELF ,

AND I DONT MEAN THAT KIND OF WORKING

walos


[posting for and on behalf of Facts]

HE NEEDS TO TRY AND MAKE HIS SELF SMILE

A GOOD EXCERCISE FOR THIS IS LOOK AT YOUR SELF IN A MIORROR AND PAINT A MOUSTACHE AND A PAIR OF GLASSES ON YOUR REFLECTION

YES DELTA THATS HIM OFF TO A TEE,YOUR GOOD AT IMPERSONATIONS

the PM was from betfair

do you want to see my Do Wah impression Do Wah' ?

I WISH I HAD A PENNY THE TIMES IVE STOOD IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR ,AND HAD A GOOD TALK TO MY SELF


IT WAS ME THAT TOLD ME I NEEDED A HAIRCUT AND A SHAVE

DELTA NOT IF YOUR GOING TO UPSET ME

no, its a good one do wah...

the PM was from betfair? deposit or else!

GO ON THEN DELTA ,BUT BE KIND

" I'M THE O AND X's CHAMPION AND GO FIRST..."

NOT BAD ,AND I THOUGHT NO ONE TOOK ANY NOTICE OF ME

we find it hard to avoid you Do Wah' ...

WORLD CHAMPION AND I GO FIRST .

YOU GOT THE REST RIGHT

YES,I KNOW ITS HARD TO AVOID ME ,BUT LIKE IVE SAID BEFORE IM ONE OF THE NICEST NUICENCES THAT YOU COULD EVER BUMP INTO

mind that spelling there Do Wah - could be trouble

WHEN I COME TO THAT DINNER PARTY THAT YOUR GOING TO HAVE WITH LINDA LUSARDI ,AND JORDEN ,AND KATE MOSS,AND HELEN FLANAGAN ,I PROMISE I WONT SLURP MY SOUP

i've had to turn Helen away - smokes like a chimney!

THAT KATE MOSS WILL BE GLAD TO GET BACK TO THAT PETE DOCKERTY WHEN SHES HAD HALF AN HOUR OF ME

GOOD RIDDANCE YFDSC 

ESPECIALLY WHEN I TELL HER SHE CANT BE Xs WHEN WE PLAY NOUGHTS AND CROSSES BECAUSE IM THE WORLD CHAMPION

THERES LOADS OF FACTS IMPRESSIONISTS ON THIS FORUM

I ALWAYS REMEMBER A GIRL THAT I PICKED UP FROM THE RITZ IN MANCHESTER IN THE 70s WHEN I WAS AN ENGINEER AND THE UNIONS WERE VERY BIG IN THEM DAYS

I WAS JUST GOING TO MAKE LOVE TO HER ,WHEN SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS A DRILLER AT AN ENGINEERING FIRM NEAR ME ,I SAID BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER CAN I SEE YOUR UNION CARD PLEASE

AND BECAUSE SHE DIDNT HAVE ONE I HAD TO LEAVE HER

SHE CALLED ME A LOT OF NAMES ,BUT I PUT HER IN HER PLACE WHEN I CALLED HER A SCAB BECAUSE SHE WASNT IN THE UNION

IVE GOT TO GO NOW IVE MISSED ALL THE RACING

Facts - as someone else said...you're gonna have to grow a pair squire.

I've called him a name or two on the odd occasion but he's a reasonable enough geezer even though his views regularly contrast with mine...his knowledge of 'facts' is scant
He's also part of the furniture around here and enough has already been removed by the 'bailiffs'

This place is moribund (I only know that word from Alan Partridge) and every aspect of character seems to be getting siphoned off by the day.

No doubt he'll be astonished I'm in his corner for a change but a forum is all about discussion & opposing viewpoints.

he'll be back

ffs i've been threatend 3 times and look what its done to me

I had my nose broken in 3 places ffs
the kings head,the black prince and the marsden inn

Hello again,antepost forum 15.38.Not speaking but a start

lets all pop over and say hello...

Do wah if I was about to do the biz you'da needed a crane to lift me aff(circa late 70's btw),facts tell us who it is and we'll knock feck outa him

Aug 17, 2013 -- 3:13PM, Greg_Gory wrote:

I had my nose broken in 3 places ffsthe kings head,the black prince and the marsden inn

ps does anyone live in the real world nowadays, it's only an anonymous forum - we shouldn't take it too seriously. I'm off to chat "birds" up on okcupid.

BIG GURU IVE BEEN OUT WITH SECRETARYS ,POP SINGERS ,GOVERMENT HIGH FLIERS,OFFICE GIRLS,AND SHOPASSISTANTS ETC,  BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY DRILLER THAT I EVER WENT OUT WITH AND SHE WASNT IN THE UNION,I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO LOOK MY SHOP STEWARD IN THE EYE ,IF ID  HAD COLLUDED WITH A NON UNION MEMBER ,NEVER MIND HAD SEX WITH HER

IT WAS MAY 1974

This is the longest goodbye ever.

Just let this fred die will ya.

IT HAD DIED THEN YOU CAME ON ACEY DEUCYAND RESTARTED IT

Glad to see the back of the most self opinionated antagonistical blowbag on the forum. The title sort of says it all, FACTS! Stay away, don't return with any different moniker, (I am sure you won't settle for anything other than FACTS!). I have always considered you clueless. NOW THAT'S A FACT! Let's see if you can possibly avoid responding to this!

WELL I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE HATED THIS MUCH FACTS ,YOU SEEM TO BE HATED MORE THAN BONNIE LANGFORD

dont U mean Gordon Brown.............

FACTS WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SAYING TO PEOPLE

NO IT WAS BONNIE LANGFORD THAT STARED IN JUST WILLIAM NOT GORDON BROWN

I WATCHED T V YEARS AGO AS IM 64 BILLY BUNTER WAS THIN WHEN I FIRST WATCHED HIM

Gordon Brown in...............Just Going

I REMEMBER HEATH CLIFFE WHEN HE COULDNT SHOE A HORSE

Youd remember "the spooky house kids" @ Saturday morning flicks.......

I REMEMBER WHEN THEY HAD TO CUT LONG JOHN SILVERS LEG OFF FOR HIM TO APPEAR AS LONG JOHN SILVER ,AS THERE WAS NO SPECIAL EFFECTS IN THEM DAYS

WHEN I TOLD FACTS ABOUT WHAT I SAW ON T V ALL HE COULD SAY WAS F O Y S C

That sounds like him Doo Wah!

I REMEMBER WATCHING GILLIGANS ISLAND BEFORE THEY WERE SHIP WRECKED

I REMBER WATCHING MR ED BEFORE HE COULD EVEN WALK NEVER MIND TALK

I GO BACK A LONG WAY ,I REMEMBER WHEN  THEY DIDNT KNOW WEATHER TO CALL DR WHO ,DR WHO OR DR WHAT

THEY HADNT EVEN BUILT CORONATION  STREET WHEN I GOT A T V,IT WAS STILL GOING THROUGH THE COUNCIL

THERE WAS NO TRAFFIC WARDENS IN THEM DAYS YOU HAD TO MOAN ABOUT OTHER THINGS

IN THEM DAYS THEY ONLY BUILT PAVEMENTS FOR PEDESTRIANS ,THEY DIDNT BUILD THEM FOR CYCLISTS  LIKE THEY DO NOW ,THEY MUSTNT HAVE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY

IN THEM DAYS YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR BYCYCLE OUT SIDE A SHOP AND IT WOULD STILL BE THERE WHEN YOU CAME OUT ,THERE WAS NO CAR BOOT SALES OR E BAY TO SELL THEM AT IN THEM DAYS

THERE WAS NO THROW AWAY NAPPIES  IN THEM DAYS ,BABIES USED TO JUST SMELL

MY MAM COULDNT  EVEN AFFORD  A BEDSIDE TABLE ,SHE HAD TO HAVE AN ORANGE BOX AS ONE (and im not kidding)

SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS POSH ,BECAUSE IT  HAD 2 COMPARTMENTS AND WAS NOT DAMAGED

Do wah Diddy     17 Aug 13 10:55 
THEN SHE STARTS BREAST FEEDING AND IT PUTS YOU OFF SEX WITH HER FOR AGES
Do wah Diddy     17 Aug 13 10:56 
I TOLD HER MANY A TIME TO FEED THE BABY WHILE IM AT WORK

legend

Good morning DWD on Prix Morny day.

WE DIDNT HAVE A TABLE CLOTH WE HAD THE SHEETS OF A NEWS PAPER SPREAD OVER THE TABLE ,I ALWAYS SEEMED TO GET THE RUNNERS AND RIDERS ,IM SURE THATS GOT ALOT TO DO WITH MY COMPULSIVE GAMBLING DIS ORDER

GOOD MORNING NEVERSTOPEVERKISSIN

PEOPLE DIDNT WANT MUCH IN THEM DAYS ,YOU WAS HAPPY IF THERE WAS A PIECE OF PAPER TO WIPE YOUR BOTTOM ON IN THEM DAYS

I WAS HAPPY WHEN I GOT AN APPLE AND ORANGE AND NEW PENNY PIECE IN MY PILLOW CASE AT CHRISTMAS '
AND ESPECIALLY HAPPY WHEN A PIECE WASNT MISSING

MY DAD SAID RUDOLF LIKED ORANGES AND APPLES

I NEVER SHOWN ANY OF THE KIDS IN MY STREET  MY APPLE AND ORANGE AT CHRISTMAS IN CASE THEY BIT THEM WHILST I WASNT LOOKING

I ALWAYS SEMED TO LOSE MY PENNY EACH YEAR JUST BEFORE THE PUBS OPENED

I HAD VISIONS OG GRANDOUER ,I PLANTED AN ORANGE PIP AND APPLE PIP IN OUR BACK YARD IN THE DIRT BETWEEN THE FLAG STONES  ,I THOUGHT THAT A BIG APPLE TREE AND ORANGE TREE WOULD GROW THERE BUT IT DIDNT

D.O.B Do Wah ??

George Sampson

01.04.1957

Thank you.

PLEASURE 11KV. ASK ANYTHYME, I'm HEAR ALL WEAK

Are you at Weatherspoons this afternoon ?

yaw spellings shyte.

Has he not been on? Can't be bothered reading all this.

Now officially the longest "goodbye" in forum history. There's a lot to be said for 'going quietly'...

anyone else born on April fools day?

Eclipse

shouldn't get involved in somebody elses's argument. If you can't take it stay out of the kitchen

By the way see ya