Finally got a proper job - been offered a job as a Barrister

well done old boy

bye bye forum, hello expensive restaurants and fine wines

Starbucks or Costa imo?

Hope you are not going into areas paid by Legal Aid otherwise you will need to come on here to make a living.
The Criminal bar will be no more in 3 years.

Costa Ylime  - you too?

Delta, I would like to assist you in preparing your briefs, I would be happy

to work part time for a tenner per hour cash in hand, any chance?

Well dome m9.

We need somewon else to seed the forum now

Queen's Counsel. Will you be exclusively chasing the pink pound?

All the best Delta.

Starbucks or Costa Coffee?

Can you throw any light on the missing "silks" at Leicester.

I honestly didn't see that ylime, haha

If it is really the case that you are leaving to join the legal profession, the very best of good fortune to you.

delta....don't you mean binman

is this won of those cryptic freds?

Hand jobs all day?

At least you will be able to afford to be a PROPUNTER now

Sorry....my mistake I thought you said banister

http://www.liminicoffee.co.uk/coffee_barista_training.html


harrumph

More like comedians' R US.

barista

don't you mean attorney at law, OP?

Does your crema stay on top for at least two minutes?

Well done old chap,

Always been one of the forums normal people.

All the very best.

Hugs n kisses.

Mandy..

Can you control your extraction time and shot volumes perfectly?

A tall caramel machiato please

werking in the yewkay is for muggs, just sine ont doal and get howsing benyfit

thats not right Rollo - after training will be on £5.75 per hour plus tips

Is this another nom de plume for SPHINCTER?

doal pays more than 5.75, free druggs on NHS, reduced entry at leesure centres, free howse, free specs, why work for -83p an hour? Everyfink's meens tested, meens is for muggs

Best of Luck Delta i enjoyed reading your threads

Well Done Betfair is finnish for pro punters now

imo

gubbermint are shipping in a load moor imigrunts next Jan to work and pay tacks so we can live easy ont doal

Well done, Sir! I sometimes think it would be a lot less stressful to go get a proper job. But, "money won is twice as sweet as money earned" So, I'll just keep plugging on like 3M+ chaser on a wet Monday at Plumpton.

See you on THE CHASE

Ya wont get me darn pit again so all sherkers live off my tacks

Do you mean working in a factory making Banisters

£5.75p an hour

you wont make a bag a month selling coffee

"Delta, I would like to assist you in preparing your briefs, I would be happy"

got some nice pegs'n stain remover Wee Eck, do you a deal.

actually maybe you could make some decent tips with pins like yours

i darent look at that pic imo

That's fraudy

my brother is a barrister
vermin trade that parasites onto everything
brought shame on the family

Wee eck you leave deltas briefs alone

Nice one delta. good luck.

this man delta was always addressed as if they were a woman - until today

I like Maxine Peake.

gubbermints not cutting owt and jus printing munny to keep pain all benyfits. muggs that werk earn devallewd pownds an sayvings earn nowt na moor. yewkay is for sherkers

Dustybin.

Finally got a proper job - been offered a job as a Barrister

Does that mean we don`t have proper jobs?

Arrogance, the sheer arrogance of it

another so-called pro bites the dust...show yer P&L etc....barrister schmarrister imho

I was a Spanish estate agent for years, compared to barristers we were like angels from heaven in comparison.

Well done anyway Delta, one of the good guys on here.

is there a subsidised canteen?

Yep ^

honestly I got legal aid few years ago to be represented in court,  I really could have done a better job than my brief, and if I ever went to court again I would represent myself

No need elis, delta will give you m7s r8s.

Do me a flat white,skinny non lactose vegetarian with a hazel nut squirt please Deltâr

extra froth 11kv?

is it free ?

competitively priced.

you learnt how to do the hand finished distinctive pattern yet............?

Shamrock?

Quonita taught him all he knows, 11kv

she had big hands imo, some might say too big...

Its all about the bean Stakey,she knows imo........

Do you work pro bono for respected forumites Delta? I've got an issue with a neighbour that needs sorting out.

Use a lump hammer

Shirley your no werking wickends and heavnings are ya delta! No sugar in moin ta!

my son married a barristers daughter

when the old fella got up to make his speech his opening words were

the last time i was on me feet making a speech my client got 15years

but he did go on to say he got got well paid for that speech

Good grief

this is hotel California delta



well done  and good luck to you if your actually being serious tho

You lot can go with the novice, I`ll stick my learned friend "Orioles" if I find myself in a scrape.

Should of wigged it more.

Mr crisp
Did you then stand up and say that the irony was that now it was your poor son receiving the life sentence?

no dusty i didn't appeal the sentence --- i was over the moon i got to turn his bedroom into a study

Had you not got the bedroom out of it you could have told the incompetent old fart to sit down since whenever he stands up somebody suffers

Sadly missed -  gone to the dark side

dusty it did cross my mind that his skills were a good addition to the familys assets

you never know when a favour might be required

well I suspect if some judgements are anything to go by its deffo who you know

Up before the beak in a fortnight,can you help out,seems my brief ain't had much training either,,,pint in it for you.(my plea..i wernt'a drunk your honour just disorientated.

Any chance he'll buy that?

do you want a latte or an expresso iyo?

Ain't got an opinion i.m.o.,,,,thats why I need a good brief....buckfast please.

pauloon
tell him your a diabetic and you forgot to take your insulin had nothing to eat and your blood sugars went low causing you to have a hypo and appear drunk when as you say you were only disorienttated.

or you've been to the doctors and he seems to think your a diabetic as its happened twice since when you haven't had a drink and your awaiting the results of the tests

bill to follow

Duty solicitors that you get assigned when you are in custody have got to be the biggest pile of shisters imaginable, totally useless vermin who just sell you down the river without a hope in hell. If you are arrested, go no comment, represent yourself if and when you are charged when you have seen all the CPS evidence against you. Do not trust duty solicitors being paid legal aid money they are a fooking joke and will get you convicted and not turn a hair.

Like others, Im pretty sure the guy means he has been offered the position of Bannister....Barrister was a typo.

Like others, Im pretty sure the guy means he has been offered the position of Bannister....Barrister was a typo.

how long have you been out basil?

Thanks for the advice Mr crisp...I shall investigate the plausibility of that line of ''defence'',,,....make the bill small please,i now have to buy some ''hooky'' insulin....or.. er.. ''borrow' it off cousin dear who is diabetic,......failing that i'll turn up pi=ss-ed-- and tell im i'm a sober as a judge!...i'ts just the way I walk.

What will you be doing with your briefs when you have finished with them?

What will you be doing with your briefs when you have finished with them?

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