IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE THAT LIVES IN A NICE HOUSE OR COTTAGE

PS NOT ON A COUNCIL ESTATE

^ eliminated 95% on here

PSS IM A NON SMOKER AND I DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL ,

why do i get the feeling i'd have some weird scribbles on the walls when i got back

NOT OFF ME,MY WORD IS MY BOND

I WOULD LEAVE YOU MY STRADAVARIOUS MOUTH ORGAN AS GUARENTEE

ACTUALLY ITS NOT A WHOLE MOUTH ORGAN ITS JUST A PIECE OF WOOD THAT HE BOUGHT TO MAKE ONE WITH ,

YOU COULD CHECK ME OUT BEFORE YOU GIVE ME YOUR FRONT DOOR KEYS AND I CAN PRODUCE REFERENCES TO SAY WHAT AN HONEST PERSON I AM ,I JUST GAMBLE TOO MUCH AND AM SELFISH TOO MUCH ,I COULD BRING MY PASS PORT SO YOU KNOW ITS ME AND I COULD LEAVE IT WITH YOU ,

can you do horses, chickens, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, fish, cats and kids?

if so you're welcome to it

IWOULD EVEN GET YOU A BUNCH OF FLOWERS FOR WHEN YOU COME BACK

BF_Fanantic has asked me to invite you to his cottage Do Wah.

he will PM you when he gets back from The Woolpack.

I WOULD TAKE A FRIENDLY DOG FOR A WALK ,AND WOULD FEED THE PETS

Dulwich Village ok for you Diddy? It has got a lovely park and an art gallery which you'll like. The park has got a boating lake as well.

I WOULD LISTEN TO YOUR ORDERS BEFORE YOU GO  AND NOT BUTT IN WHILE YOUR TALKING AND ADHERE TO ALL OF THEM

http://blog.visitlondon.com/2010/05/photo-of-the-week-dulwich-park/

I DONT KNOW WHERE THAT IS SLIPPY BUT IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN SALFORD WHERE I LIVE

u shud buy a new keyboard with ure money u **** mug coz ure caps lock button is permanently STUCK THE **** ON

no good down here then do wah, we don't have gravy on chips

SE21, it's not too far from Crystal Palace. Lovely pub as well, The Crown and Greyhound. (Known as 'The Dog' to the locals.)

would you pay for your own travel expenses?

RIO GRANDE ,IM NOT STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE YOU SEEM A RIGHT RUFFIAN

SOFEE,WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ,OF COURSE I WOULD PAY FOR MY TRAVEL.I WOULD HAVE TO START SAVING UP STARTING NEXT WEEK ,AS I OWE MY MAM THIS WEEKS MONEY

I know your type sha@@ing the cleaner........

ours is a dyson so it sucks very well

IM THAT NICE OF A PERSON ,IF I COULD HAVE SUNG ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL IN KEY ,THE VICAR WOULD HAVE PUT ME IN THE CHOIR STRAIGHT AWAY

young boys only.....

our vicar by all accounts will certainly make you hit some high notes

do wah you are a pleb.i would not let you near my house

EVERYBODY USE TO SAY WHAT A NIVE BOY I WAS WHEN I WAS YOUNG ,I NEVER TOLD ANY DIRTY JOKES INFRONT OF LADIES OR ROUGH WOMEN

CHAVMAN BECAUSE IM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC AND COMPULSIVE GAMBLER AND SELFISH DOESNT MEAN TO SAY IM ALL BAD

WHEN I HAD MONEY I GAVE THE TRAMPS HOME THE MONEY TO BUY THEM ALL NEW BEDS ,AND THE MAN WHO RAN THE PLACE SAID WHAT A NICE MAN I WAS ,I WANTED TO SAY I KNOW I AM ,BUT I WAS TOO MODEST

Would you mow my lawn please Do Wah.

your not driving tramps mad aswell...............

SOME MIGHT SAY I DID IT FOR MYSELF TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD,WELL I PROBERBLY DID AS I DID FEEL ALOT BETTER ,

AND WHEN THINGS GO AGAINST ME ,I SAY TO MY MAKER HAVE YOU FORGOT THEM BEDS I GAVE THE TRAMPS HOME ,

IM NOT RELIGIOUS BUT SOMEONE MADE ME

NO ,NO MOWING LAWNS ,I USUALY MOW OVER THE LEADS

Maybe you could look at doing a house swap for 2 weeks, you know, a cheaper alternative to a holiday. You`re a Salford boy aren`t you? You just need someone who`s prepared to risk life and limb.

SHANALEE I BET YOUR GIRLFRIEND SINGS THIS TO YOU .SHA LA LA LA SHANELEE YOUR THE BOY FOR ME

She don`t sing, just shouts these days

You ever thought about joining the Clergy Do Wah. Giving beds for needy tramps is a very special thing to have done. Appreciate you may be in recovery but there is always a temptation to slurp the communion wine.

You on the bleedin betting site, Betwhatsit again.

DONT WORRY ,DONT TAKE IT PERSONELL ,ALOT OF THEM HAVE WOMENS PROBLEMS THAT WE DONT WANT TO DISCUSS ON A BETTING FORUM

You`ve mentioned good deeds before Do wah, they will stand you in good stead my friend.

Mine`s just a nutter.

Eye .. God bless you Do Wah because you sound like a very nice bloke thinking about the needs of others.

By the way if you don't drink don't spoke what do you do apart from gamble?

SHANLEE THERE ONLY GOOD DEEDS WHEN YOU TELL NO ONE ,IVE TOLD MY MAKER ABOUT ALL THE GOOD DEEDS  IVE DONE AND ALL MY CONCIENCE COMES BACK WITH ,IS ITS EASY TO THROW MONEY AT PEOPLE

LIBERATOR,I STAY MOSTLY IN MY BEDROOM AND BET AND ANNOY EVERYONE ON HERE

IM AN ATTENTION SEEKER ,IVE NOT JUST MADE THAT UP ,LOADS OF PEOPLE ON HERE HAVE TOLD ME THAT

I USED TO LOVE IT WHEN THE SPOTLIGHT SHONE ON ME AT THE CARRYOKEE

AND WHEN CRIS EVANS WAS ON T V WITH THAT PROGRAMME T F I F AND HE ENDED THE PROGRAMME WITH A GROUP ON SINGING ,I USE TO THINK IF HE PUT ME ON THERE ON CARRYOKEE I WOULD HAVE WOWED THEM

I SPENT 16 YEARS IN ENGINEERING THEN 26 YEARS ON THE MARKETS SELLING WOMENS CLOTHES

  WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON STAGE SINGING YOU DONT BRING ME FLOWERS WITH BARBARA STREISSLAND

Clare's Law could prove useful to someone here ...

I would fit the bill Do Wah..

But no-one that dresses in Womens clothes is looking after my house.To think that someone else has worn my Gucci shoes when I was away would kill me....