its friday,time for a quick joke

Old Chinese proverb : he who go to bed with stiff problem wakes up with solution in hand

how dare you sir,i know the joke was sh1te but theres no need for that lol

OUTRAGEOUS

terry.........0\10

o man! the truth really does hurt

my God that stinks.

A PERVERT MAKES A PHONE CALL AND A WOMAN ANSWERS.THE PERVERT,WITH HEAVY BREATHING,SAYS,"I BET YOU HAVE A TIGHT aR5E WITH NO HAIR"? WOMAN REPLIES "YES HES WATCHING THE FOOTBALL,WHO SHOULD I SAY IS CALLING"?

Pinched from another thread but I liked it

Apparently the Boston bombings were race related.

Terry 2/10

TheTruthHurts 6/10

s.kenbo 0/10

Have you got one Dan?

sken........5\10

the truth...........2\10

No.

anyway what are you pro"s doing looking at daft jokes? surely you should be studying form!

10/10

I know a man with a glass eye called George...yet I never did find out what he called the other one.

FFS

My wife said she had a head cold. I said: "It's probably caused by you being a fat koont" she asked "How can being fat cause a cold?" I said "cos your head's never out the fookin fridge.

^^