Jimmy Fortune joke...

got it going a bit late I thought

Absolutely braindead. On a stayer and held up off the pace in a slow run race. Horse pulling its head off. Gave up in the last furlong.

Not really got the hang of joke telling have you?.....

pulled too hard early , then put head in the air when asked to quicken,donkey ridden by a donkey

He's meeting Shane Kelly later for some cracking oneliners

Used to think he was one of the best. That was appalling though. Absolutely raping punters.

The forum curse strikes again

of course he has to win his next race

was on a very well handicapped horse there though

amazing how these threads produce winners

par for the course

that one will go in again , what a turn of foot

yeah looked different gravy in that race