Cue Card woulda gagged up

zzzzzz

cue card must be some machine......cant see sprinter coping with him

phuck off you total gimp, you wouldn't know one end of a horse from the other you mug punter

flyingbolt that is

Take you on any day,twaato.

what is it with the big meetings judoprick, you seem to get angry

Judo place layed the first winner

"They should have run in the Bowl, would have pissed up"

He certainly would have.

BISCAR

The arrogant pr1ck thinks his is the only opinion that matters. Woe betide anyone who has an alternative view.

The truth is that he is a trends/ratings obsessed mug.

dont forget the going FB he's an expert at that also

Really,Diva ?

Different track,different distance,different ground.


Oh but of course.....he has a higher rating.

FB - I'm definitely not into the trends like JR but it certainly would've been interesting to have seen Cue Card in that race - I think JR's right about that being the better option as he'll be bummed senseless tomorrow!

PS - that's Cue Card...not JR

i see people are upset with you again.

i see people are upset with you again.

I must thank judo immensely for many great one-liners he's produced for us recently, top of the pile (and I curse myself for not capturing it at the time) was when he notified us all that he was quite!! confident that he had the winner amongst his top 20 selections for the national brilliant stuff.

aye, that was followed with the letter writing to the trainer, about him putting up the wrong jockey, on one he fancied, not 1 letter, but 2, ffs, i laughed my azz off at that.

in recent times manxy i have realised i misjudged you, i thought you were a n0bhead but i concede that you are actually quite funny

i apologise

I don't understand why theses trainers aren't listening to judo.

Cue Card over 3m in King George? Legless if I remember?

judoprick is one of those precious sorts on here that needs lots of "well done's"  or "you the man's " if he offers up an opinion

He gets very angry if you dare to disagree and thinks everyone is a mug who does

My guess is he is a MASSIVE loser ( relative to his meagre coffers that is )

Vile man/woman with small man syndrome who loves to think he is a "face" in this virtual world

IMHO those that shout loudest about winning ( as he does ) have least to shout about.

TOOOOOOOOL

ffs the karati kid kid wont like this when he gets back from the gym, innit.

Apr 4, 2013 -- 4:28PM, manxy wrote:

aye, that was followed with the letter writing to the trainer, about him putting up the wrong jockey, on one he fancied, not 1 letter, but 2, ffs, i laughed my azz off at that.

Did this really happen? Can someone ttt the thread please?

i did read that on a fred.

the aintree thread i think.

The Special One is very very precious

Leave the poor sap alone

Or you might get a Sukui Nage or a Hane Goshi

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I'm glad McCoy wasn't on, as I backed Neptune! Betting over last 24 hours suggests AP won't be on board this year either.





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Not harsh, I posted at the time it was a ridiculous decision and that Synchronised had no chance. I even wrote to the yard with my analysis

I wasn't surprised he didn't get off it but I thought he was wrong and said so.

Anyway, Quiscover is his best chance this year. Colbert has been raised too much and was a novice too recently, SHB had a bad prep and been raised too much.

OMFG

What an arrogant w@nker this tool is

Who the fk does he think he is



I even wrote to the yard with my analysis  who cares about a clueless guessers "analysis"

He even sent me a personal message, telling me i know fook all.(i did not respond, i wont ever to personal abuse)




ps: he does put up some very good stat based stuff.

Can you imagine the forum if we all used our favourite martial art as your forum name............

Jujitsu Jenny
Kempo Kenny
TaeKwonDo Tim
Ninja Nigel

razor riley
cut-throat charley
shotgun warrick
stiletto sue

tbf Biscar former forumite Alan Aikido put up a couple of good write ups about the age of Guineas and Derby winners a few years ago.

sorry they are manx marshal arts

i forgot guiness bottle mick.

judorick 05 Apr 13 21:38 Joined: 27 Nov 11 | Topic/replies: 13,926 | Blogger: judorick's blog
I posted it last week when you could get 80+ on here and I'm averaging 120

but if it wins it will be all hail Sir Tom WALOFS


EdwardWoowardWould 04 Apr 13 21:13 Joined: 18 May 12 | Topic/replies: 2,114 | Blogger: EdwardWoowardWould's blog

judoprick is one of those precious sorts on here that needs lots of "well done's"  or "you the man's " if he offers up an opinion

He gets very angry if you dare to disagree and thinks everyone is a mug who does

My guess is he is a MASSIVE loser ( relative to his meagre coffers that is )

Vile man/woman with small man syndrome who loves to think he is a "face" in this virtual world

IMHO those that shout loudest about winning ( as he does ) have least to shout about.

TOOOOOOOOL


Along he comes and proves me oh so right , he is now angry that Sir Tom will get all the plaudits and not HIM...

How right I was

IN THE HOLE Ed you is most certainly 'da man'.

It's a strong odds-on shot that judorick has a personalised number plate.

A more balanced diet might help with his anger management issues.

↑ that was a funny post, if someone could dig that up

i am quite surprised at how many of you have a problem with him, we all have our moments but generally you have a spat with one person and that's it

when i searched his posts to see why there was so much animosity i was amazed at how many different forumites on here and not just on racing but chit chat, politics etc had had a bust up with him

i can see he's a bit c ocky, but is he really that bad that he's getting bad press from so many?

judorick     07 Apr 12 10:56 
No joke, I am a super fit health fanatic. I have a 32 inch waist and a 48 inch chest, do 15 to 20 hours of intense exercise every week plus 2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions. I maintain 8% body fat and am totally ripped. Tee total, I live on a superfood diet, mainly raw organic, with plenty of wild food too

I am 45 but many people have told me (when they dont know my age) that I look 30 to 32. I have a property portfolio including a frontline apartment on the beach in Fuengirola, a villa in Mijas and a dozen plus rented out in London including 2 buildings with 8 flats and 12 flats

life is hard

there it is, you dont wanna mess with Judo Ed, he'll f you up

I like this judoprick the more I read about him.

i think we should let this fred fall away.

Now i remember why i stopped joining in this forum, jeez

That judo feels the need to everybody how rich,fit and handsome he is portrays a classic "inferiority complex" in real life.
On here he "SuperJudo",out there he probably lives in a Bedsit.
A figure to be pitied,imo.

as you say, absolutely classic case of very low self esteem.

Judo has his moments but I like him, too few characters in this world let's not be too hard on those that are left.

Thanks to 'The Judge' for cheering me up on a losing day

FFS - I thought I was one big-headed fcuker...I can't believe you got away with that

JR - you've got off lightly with a minimal response so far...if I'd have been sinking a few that night, you'd have been in trouble

You sound like a chimera (a grotesque product of the imagination) of Swiss Tony, Alan Partridge & David Watts!

That big National winner today ain't gonna give you enough clearance to escape this fully deserved flak...even if it was a year ago!

Judorick     07 Apr 12 10:56 
No joke, I am a super fit health fanatic. I have a 32 inch waist and a 48 inch chest, do 15 to 20 hours of intense exercise every week plus 2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions. I maintain 8% body fat and am totally ripped. Tee total, I live on a superfood diet, mainly raw organic, with plenty of wild food too

I am 45 but many people have told me (when they dont know my age) that I look 30 to 32. I have a property portfolio including a frontline apartment on the beach in Fuengirola, a villa in Mijas and a dozen plus rented out in London including 2 buildings with 8 flats and 12 flats

life is hard



You smug twaaaaaaatttt!
I've only seen this today and I can't stop laughing...it's been copied & pasted and emailed to show all my mates!
Absolutely hilarious...you should be writing comedy scripts.

The one year birthday of this legendary strand of fetid faeces from Aldridge Prior;

Here's the REAL version of events;

Super fit health fanatic...struggles to run up the stairs.
32" waist & 48" chest...probably the other way around.
15 to 20 MINUTES of intense wánking a day!
2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions...more like **** sado/masochistic rectal bacchanalia.
8% body fat...80% lard.
Totally ripped? Feels rather 'ripped off' by the gods for burdening him with such a pathetic physique.
Tee total...an admission that you're gay and you prefer jiizz instead.
Superfood...what the **** is that?
Raw organic...can't afford a pot to piss in (or a pan to boil in) so no choice but to eat it bald.
Wild Food...scours the skips at the back of restaurants.

As for the property portfolio...have you thrown a few double sixes playing Monopoly?

What a pathetic kuunt you are - GUARANTEED to be a hugely unpopular, characterless, desperately lonely, attention seeking, septic bellend AND on your arse, curled up in a ball in the corner of your DWP funded, louse-bound hovel/bedsit, in despair!

And I expect in your twisted cranium, this glorious life has been funded by you being a permanent winner on the nags?
I noticed you neglected to mention your crack habit, your maggot of a c0ck and your gargoyle features.
Are you going to invent a great wife, kids and family too?

One dart and I've hit the bullseye haven't I Rick?
You have serious problems.

Thanks for the laughs and have a nice day
I think I'll tune into your posts more often.

i think that is one of the best rants i've ever seen in my time on betfair

looks like this judo geezer is the forum 'marmite'

ROFFL.
Judoprick will be seething with anger.
I fear for the safety of his cat.

It is a decent rant , lot of envy regarding judo,s immense wealth

I myself enjoy the odd salad and , dare I say have often been compared to a young burt Lancaster , but I wouldn't go putting that on here for fear of ridicule

Just call hello "Birdman" from now on

"I live on a superfood diet,mainly raw organic,witrh plenty of wild food too"
Of course you do Judoprick.
ROFFL

I wonder if he sleeps in an oxygen tank and is building a zoo in his back garden

The Tallies can keep their pasta, ye cannae beat a Deep Fried Mars Bar

Comedy Gold by Judo(the Frankie Abbott of the Forum).
I have not laughed as much for years.

i wonder if the other 12 posts were in the same class?

no comeback from judorick?

Aldridge Prior

"Raw organic...can't afford a pot to piss in (or a pan to boil in) so no choice but to eat it bald.
Wild Food...scours the skips at the back of restaurants"

Helluva post

I opened this thread a few moments ago and began reading and assuming I would soon be again wasting 5 or so minutes of my life: not something I can afford to do as I am a 32 year old who looks more like a 45 year old and I need to get on with things and get out more often.

But it got better and better. I found karma and warmth with forumites I had previously held a low opinion of - you are now all of my friends.

And then a mention of Frankie Abbott appeared - I used to drink with Dennis Dunstable in Cheltenham - ahhhhhh the good old days. My old mucker Aldridge Prior appeared - I was once Eight Ace in my failed poker playing days

I scrolled down each post awaiting a reply.

I am now disappointed and will crawl back into the barrel.

ttt

Incredible scenes from Ruprecht

Come on judo, get on here with a response.

This thread has quickly gone nuclear, and you must act.

I'm pretty sure he is a winning punter and I do look forward to his opinions on the big races. Admittedly he does have an arrogance at times when dismissing others selections but I can't remember from top of my head when he has got it badly wrong and I'm sure lots will remind him of it when it does.

Let me remind you of just one example of him getting it excruciatingly wrong;

judorick     07 Apr 12 10:56 
No joke, I am a super fit health fanatic. I have a 32 inch waist and a 48 inch chest, do 15 to 20 hours of intense exercise every week plus 2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions. I maintain 8% body fat and am totally ripped. Tee total, I live on a superfood diet, mainly raw organic, with plenty of wild food too

I am 45 but many people have told me (when they dont know my age) that I look 30 to 32. I have a property portfolio including a frontline apartment on the beach in Fuengirola, a villa in Mijas and a dozen plus rented out in London including 2 buildings with 8 flats and 12 flats

life is hard

Any person who posts this on an annonymous internet forum is seriously lacking in judgement.  Let alone a supposedly successful man of 45.  It's safe to assume judorick has some serious problems and that life is in fact hard for him.

I'm pretty sure he is a winning punter and I do look forward to his opinions on the big races. Admittedly he does have an arrogance at times when dismissing others selections but I can't remember from top of my head when he has got it badly wrong and I'm sure lots will remind him of it when it does

Really?Kept telling everyone on here how Sir Des Champs was gonna "absolutely píss up" in the Gold Cup.

is judorick rocketfingers in disguise iyo ozy.....very similar traits imo......

I don't remember him talking SDC up in the same manner as he talked up Cue Card and Sprinter and don't recall him dismissing bobs worth as having no chance. SDC did finish 2nd so it wasn't badly wrong. Not every bet is going to win, no matter how shrewd a person is.

He gets a tad angry at times, but seems to come out ahead with his bets which is all that matters imo.

He is clearly intelligent, and perhaps even a winning punter. With over 13k posts in under 2 years however, I bet:

1/2 fat virgin
2/1 winning punter

an all time classic thread worth another read, enjoy

"A Ripped Body"

ROFFL.

Judo went up in my estimation(not too difficult though)when he did not slide away and come back posting under another name.
Nevertheless,this thread was Comedy Gold.

Just got back from the boozer and a big thanks to Elise for resurrecting a whopper thread...I've now got a second wind again, being in bulk at JR's expense

C'mon JR, give us a riposte to match the braggadocio - if you find the gonads to do so, I suspect Ruprecht (if he's still alive after a gargantuan 13 posts) will have something to say...I'll happily stand back shít-stirring waiting for the fallout

PS - surely this is a classic 'add to favourites' thread for everyone to snígger at

I'm sure it's unjustified but I have this vision of Judo singing, I'm Too Sexy to himself as he looks into the mirror as he pouts and wiggles his bum in his leather trousers.

Right Said Rick?

EO - he's probably sharing a bedsit with Alain Charnier's corpse, practicing his judo moves on his limp cadvaer hanging from the ceiling, like Critical Bill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX7mBpECgto

BornTo Win,
Is any of the 1-2 still available?

ttt

It would be nice to see JR back.

Indeed it would. I'm too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me.

I don't think Racingstar is JR, unless he was playing a good distraction game on this thread.

yes ken maybe i was just rem that they always appeared on the same threads

Ruprecht's post on the previous page is well up there with greatest ever.

No wonder old far boy Rick waddled off to MacDonald's and ate three Big Mac's in consolation for getting an absolute pounding. Normal people would find it hard to keep their head above water after the shellacking that dope got on this thread. Someone like him would be forced to commit Hari Kari and he isn't even Japanese.

From the aftertiming thread not long after he joined...he was gold

duffy
     11 Dec 11 14:40 

judorick     11 Dec 11 14:11 
actually fellas in last years Arkle my bet was a maximum lay in win and place of Ghizao precisely because his hurdle form was way out of line with the others (was rated 135 or something) and was 4/1 SP which was way too short. I often use such the trends to do lays like that rather than backing 1 or two to win.

first of many i believe.



  sintonian
     11 Dec 11 14:44 
Laugh



  Howdi
     11 Dec 11 21:20   

judorick going to dominate this thread in months to come



  judorick
     11 Dec 11 23:27   

fck you I never after time, I been posting bets on forums for donkeys years

after timing is when you claim something after the event when you never posted it before the race

you will never catch me doing that

and I wont be around for months with the bunch of knuts there are on these boards

I was warned by the guys on both OLBG and Marias forum, they said this place was full of people more interested in arguing, poking fun and taking the michael than actually discussing betting and how to improve at it...

they were right

I tell you what, I have posted on forums for many years and I am a well known judge. Ask Pieceofcake, he knows my record elsewhere which is outstanding - as I showed by predicting the exact 1-2-3 in the International Hurdle in a thread started by The Honest Scouser called "Menorah tmoz" where I also said lay Menorah in the place market on Friday night.

Never mind, I'll go back to OLBG those guys actually wanna talk racing



  duffy
     11 Dec 11 23:30
^
that's got to be a wind up!!!



  duffy
     11 Dec 11 23:34

I tell you what, I have posted on forums for many years and I am a well known judge. Ask Pieceofcake, he knows my record elsewhere which is outstanding - as I showed by predicting the exact 1-2-3 in the International Hurdle in a thread started by The Honest Scouser called "Menorah tmoz" where I also said lay Menorah in the place market on Friday night.

judo....you ain't getting the hang of this thread...you're supposed to post it elsewhere and then we copy and post it onto hereLaughLaugh

Sensational stuff there from Ruprecht with surely the use of 'rectal bacchanalia' his coup de grace . The rant by which all others must now be judged and a defining moment in forum history.

^^^Sensational stuff from Ruprecht?

Then what was this above the rant?

''The one year birthday of this legendary strand of fetid faeces from Aldridge Prior;''

He's paraphrasing Aldridge prior, who was a Viz character.

Thank you, I see now.

I though we had a poster who called himself by that name and had put it up elsewhere.

You should quit thinking.

Morning Mikael, still stalking me I see.

Is your bottom smarting from the last spanking I gave you on here?

Tee total...an admission that you're gay and you prefer jiizz instead.

This was my favourite bit, which probably says more about me than anyone else.  Still can't read it without laughing.

I need cheering up after a shítty day and the revival of this classic thread has already cheered me up a bit...until I make a serious wedge with tomorrow's gambling