England ought to be fav after winning 8-0

Definitely justifies England's top 3 ranking currently.

i think they could do very well in the world cup (pub team & sunday league edition) with our greatest woy of the rower at the helm

Did ugly Ferdinand show his face? wac.

football is so last year when you can fly all over europe to see a game and not have to kick a ball, i blame john terry

this forum is bereft of fish,

is there just the 2 of us left imo

Agreed, should be a marginal fav for Tuesday

well there's me and your 20 odd i think, i'm a little outnumbered

i have found solice they have added strasbourg to the french racing and hopefully norern oirland will be playing later

my other halves are watching soccer am,

they say it's 2 hours of pure fun imo

he is dreaming of a man with hair, pull the plug imo

funny you should say that, Bonehead in on

hels is looking a bit rough this morning

I'd never watched this till a few months ago but it's great fun with lots of childish humour

some of it is a bit cringy, surprised you were not a fan from the start with the soccerettes coming on scantily clad every week

we've got vincennes as well, double bonus

I'm sure england will revert to type and dissapoint when it matters. Going to be tough in south america. Will be lucky to make the quarters this time I think.

helsbells looks good for a 45 year old, smart lady and a decent poker player to boot she is a lot better than that adrian cuntchops chiles for his 6 million quid a year...

the show is kinda like tiswas was with football and without bob carrolgees

Bernie Clifton and an orange Emu instead

adrian **** chiles is the biggest **** on tv bar none

I'll raise you a Jeremy Kyle

yeah thought about it, i'll play noel edmunds

oh, and that other tv great, Noel 'sincere as Tommo' Edmonds

and raise with jeremy clarkson

darn it, getting slower by the second

top ten cnts on telly forthcoming

I'll start if off...

Vicky Coren.

she loves herself, that's for sure.

didn't she marry that comedian (who no one can ever remember his name)?

Goes like a train imo.

this isnt a footy thread

I think she is David Mitchell's girlfriend, or she was on the repeats of liar liar innit.

that's the badger

here is a quick top ten off the top of me ed

Edmonds
Kyle
Tommo
Clarkson
Coren
Carr (both of them)
John Terry and Ashley Cole (coupled)
the cast of TOWIE

And who the phuck told this bint she was funny?

Miranda Katharine Hart D y k e.

Maybe this has something to do with her career...

Miranda's father is retired Royal Navy officer Captain David Hart D yke CBE LVO RN who was commanding officer of HMS Coventry when it was sunk by the Argentinians in the 1982 Falklands conflict, as a result of which he was badly burned trying to escape the stricken warship. His later career saw him serving as Aide-de-Camp to Queen Elizabeth II, 1988-89. He retired from active naval service in 1990 with the rank of Captain. He used his transcripts to write a book chronicling the events surrounding Coventry's sinking. The work, published in 2007, is titled Four Weeks in May: The Loss of HMS Coventry A Captain's Story.[28] The book formed the basis for BBC2 documentary, Sea of Fire, first shown on BBC2 on 1 June 2007.[29][30]
Her mother, Diana Margaret, is the daughter of Sir William Luce GBE KCMG (1907–1977), who was the British Governor and Commander-in-Chief of Aden, 1956-60.[7]
Miranda's uncle is The Rt Hon The Lord Luce KG GCVO DL, a former Conservative MP and Minister, later HM Governor and Commander in Chief of Gibraltar (1997–2000) and Lord Chamberlain of the Royal Household, 2000-2006.
On her mother's side, her great-grandfather was Vice Admiral Sir Trevylyan Napier KCB MVO, who was the Commander-in-Chief, America and West Indies Station (1919–1920), while her great-great-grandfather was Sir Michael Culme-Seymour, 3rd Baronet, who was the Vice-Admiral of the United Kingdom (1901–1920).
Her great-uncle and the brother of her maternal grandfather was Admiral Sir David Luce GCB DSO (with Bar) OBE, who served as First Sea Lord. Her great-great-uncle was Major-General Sir Richard Harman Luce KCMG CB, who served as Member of Parliament for Derby from 1924-1929.
Hart's patrilineal great-great-great-great-grandfather was Sir Percival Hart Dy ke, 5th Baronet (1767-1846) whilst her distant cousin, the 10th and present baronet, Sir David Hart D yke[31] lives in Canada. Hart's 1st cousin is modern-day plant hunter Tom Hart D yke. She has a sister, Alice Louisa Hart D yke (born 1975).

i'd like to add john bishop who has quickly become the most annoying tart on tv and adrian chiles see above

I am beginning to think Guinness doesn't like women

I do apologise. I was taking the list in relation to your actual wording..

Now if you start a top 10 pr icks on telly fred, i am sure i can find a few males..

to be fair, males can be classed as cnts but can females be described as prks imo ?!

I shall start if orf..

Jacob Rees-Mogg

The UK's problems wrapped up in one smarmy face..

Miranda Hart can (pretty sure)

never heard of him, thankfully

Pete Doherty,

whatever happened to that cnt imo,

and you can add Kate Moss and Naomi to your females list !

It would be amiss of me to let this fred die without mentioning the worst **** of all **** (and prícks)

Simon Pegg.

I think you mean Simon Cowell

He would be number 8 on my list..

talking of cowell, i find that nicole shirtswinger winds me up

and her boyfriend

His sculptured ead is annoying..

Doherty lost his meal ticket..

Richard Maedley is a shokking omission

think strasbourg has finally been killed off with dodgy ground, another meeting goes

I blame them Islamics.

i know we exported him to the usa but he ocassionally comes back, i give u Pierce ( i would with an axe) morgan

Eamonn Holmes