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Abc goes to the front . "as is his want" this seems to be a Richard Hoilles favorite. FFS eh, as is his want
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spencer malking progress
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as is his wont*
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very good Delta
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 . We got shut of graham goode and his, if you snooze you lose stuff etc, which was bad enough, remember shouty man a few weeks back at kempton in a 0-60, "and they're swinging in to the straight", "in the avenue of heroes"  |
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Shouty man again, "he's coming with one last lunge"
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"As is his want" is one of Mark Johnson's I believe.
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THEIR GETTING TIRED OUT THERE!!!! Guess who?? :)
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Thomo?, he's got this shaa hot ta bits?
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ALL Stuart MACHIN's - and everybody else's TURGID humourless - smart arse - PUNS ..... as the winner crosses the line.
They are ONLY [b]SELF-serving- to their own egotistical tiny minds. |
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The most annoying thing about virtually every racing commentator is they think their target audience are blind.
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granted watching on CH4 and their irritating camera angles you might as well be blind.
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Another of Johnson's: You could lay a horse blanket over the whole field - one fcking great horse blanket imo!
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Another of Machin's: with Legsofjelly in third. One day this horse will win a race mmw!
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malc tomlinson is the best by a mile call it as it is no gimmicks no shouting, class
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^ except when he has backed Delightfully then it all goes apesh it.
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And as the front pair pull clear "they begin to settle down" to fight it out. You "settle down" in front of a nice log fire in your slippers, a good book and a wee dram whilst the rain beats down outside, not as the front pair see who is most up for it as the mud and whips fly and half a ton of horse flesh eeks out whatever it has left as the lactic levels go deep into the red....
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i said yesterday that RICHARD HOILES does my head in way too much information-tells you how horse is putting its head to one side b4 they hae jumped the first-just like his mother used to---i watch nearly every race on mute now--all you want imo is a commentator to just keep it simple say it as it is and stop trying to be clever know all c---s
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cant beat a little of "lashing down the outside" Malcolm style and do hate "a long leisurely look" which Stu loves to throw in all the time..
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And has such and such a horse settles fully in to stride,Looking for an handy pozzy.REPEAT in every race ad infinitum.
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here comes the pin up girl
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"THERE NOT MESSING ABOUT HERE"
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"PHOTO,PHOTO,THAT'S ONE FOR THE JUDGE HO HO HO"
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Machin creamin himself over Spencer every time all the time...Ridiculous
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"As they sort themselves out"...JA McGrath - every race
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I never want to hear avenue of champions ever, ever again. Or was it avenue of heroes? I've tried to erase it from my mind.
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And as they begin to make their way towards the first - Dessie Scahill about ten seconds after they have jumped off!
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Johnston - "too close to call" when its won a neck !
- "looking for a seam" every meeting ! - "past the clubhouse turn" at Ascot ! and all the other Americanisms he just has to bung in, cringworthy |
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^^^
don't forget ...."Much the best" .........ffs |
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Sprinters in the gate
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Croc could not help himself in a earlier race and said settles fully in to stride twice. It's like he has a list in front of him like a call centre worker and must have read it twice by mistake. That Bottle of Mothers ruin in the Commentary booth has a lot to answer for.
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handy pozy, mcgraph
lets see what happens,tommo |
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slam dunked
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"a maiden no MORE"
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mark johnson's use of Americana is a pain in the arse.
i tend to mute if i have had a bet as the commentators just confuse you. |
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Lovely man Richard Hoiles, once lent me a pair of pants, but he should be kneed in the bollox every time he uses the word "consequently"
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tommo grrrrr
''horse A leading with richard hill seeking his 45th winner of the season, followed by horse B with richard hughes seeking winner number 75 etc etc'' |
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That virtual gimp in Laddies '' and it's an incredible end to this race '' Lol!
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oh he's careering away, if you backed this, go form an orderly que.
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He's coming home two to his one, ffs
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