DID YOU KNOW THE MONA LISA HAS NO EYE BROWS

I THINK HE FORGOT TO PAINT THEM

She  had them waxed just before she modeled for the painting

I KNOW IVE SPOILT IT FOR ALL THEM KNOW ALLS WHO ASK IN THE PUB,TELL ME SOMETHINK ABOUT MONA LISA S EYES

AND THEN SAY ,I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW SHES GOT NO EYE BROWS

It's all about the hands.....hth.

SHE WAS CALLED MONA LISA BECAUSE SHE WAS MOANING ALL THE TIME WHILE LEO PAINTED HER

HE SACKED HER AS A MODEL AFTER THAT PAINTING

because the waxing was hurting here

HE SAID TO HER ,IM NOT BOTHERED HOW NICE YOU LOOK ,BUT IM NOT LISTENING TO YOU ANY LONGER LISA YOUR GIVEING ME A HEADACRE

HE SAID YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SAID YOU WOULD POSE IF YOU WAS GOING TO MOAN ALL THE TIME

no bush either!

she bernt them off whilst drinking absinth and smokin crack

AS SHE LEFT HIS STUDIO SHE SAID GET LOST AND I HOPE YOUR COLOURS RUN

always moanin

Asilanom is Latin for eyebrow.

GIGITTYGIGITTYGOO     HAS ANY ONE EVER TOLD YOU NO ONE LIKES A SMART AR SE

I BET YOU KNEW MONA DIDNT HAVE ANY EYE BROWS I CAN TELL

I BET YOUR ONE OF THEM THAT KNOWS THE PRIME MINISTERS NAME AS WELL

THERE I WAS THINKING I WAS EDUCATING MY FELLOW FORMITES WHEN THERES SOME ONE OUT THERE CAN LEARN THEM IN LATIN

if you were a bit smarter you may realise gitty is pulling your eyebrows.....

Along with many of his wonderful inventions,
Leonardo DaVinci also came up with eyebrow liner.

Doo Wah ..


did you know that Van Goff's sunflowers were plastic ones from a poundland near Arles

and backwards writing for coded messages

THIS IS TRUE MY 2 DAUGHTERS AND MY SELF AND THEIR GRANDAD ONCE MADE  UP A 4 TEAM  FAMILY QUIZ TEAM FOR A SCHOOL QUIZ FOR SCHOOL FUNDS IT WAS £5 A TEAM ,THEIR WAS ABOUT 40 TEAMS AT THE HALF TIME INTERVAL WE WAS LAST  HALFWAY THROUGH THE SECOND HALF ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS SAID COVER YOUR PAPER UP DAD THAT TABLE NEXT TO US ARE TRYING TO COPY OFF US

a sordid tale

Fred of the year IMO.