Losing your girlfriend

she would have a wash surely , it would be as good as new

you tried washing a blow up doll with a wire brush? tricky business i tell ya.

Look at is a blessing with Cheltenham and the flat just round the corner, wish my better half would fluck off.

basil

Maybe she got bored of his beaten up Honda Civic.....

Honeymoons over after 2 years or a wedding ring, whichever comes soonest. Honeymoon over and a little hostage comes along thats the death knell. No sex, no fun, no money....just complete bollox listening to it moan and whinge about absolutely everything, then it expects you to do half the housework. Better off out of it mate, happiness is exchanging the buggers every two years for a more accommodating one, workds a treat.

Scaredmoney....stop laughing Im serious.

She realised he was a loser.

pref with her own pad Basil , rent free..

Too true mate, and the moment it starts playing up use and abuse it to teach it a lesson, pigs.

he frequently called her ap in bed..was final straw

He must think she has a diamond studded mary hinge to have the poor guy beating mself up like that.

I think half the reason Bondi was in pieces was the fact that she was actually real, unlike his bets or his beeeeeemer

Probably had a face like a ferrets ass crack anyhow

she didnt teach him what a comma is....never forgave her

Bondi and his "misplaced" commas


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Do wah Diddy
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YOUR ALWAYS ON HERE NO WONDER SHE GOT RID OF YOU ,SHES DREAMING OF A NICE HOUSE AND FAMILY ,WHILE YOUR DREAMING OF A WINNER







i lol'd

PMSL

Your current bird came with a pump bond

SIR_Bond 10 Dec 12 10:40 
Hellppp

Just split up with the girl of my dreams... currently going through that first week break up. My head is a mess.

Anyone else going through it. It's amazing how **** one person can make you feel. Even went out Saturday night got smashed pulled some bird. Not helped one little bit.

Just do do anything fecking stupid Oscar!!!

don't do...freudian slip

This is an update from last year im well over it

and like i say im taking one bird out friday and another on saturday

only downside is it's costing a fortune keeping three happy.

bannahan

the M3 is real if you dont believe i own it that's not my problem.

thread of the day

I'm thinking of putting half of my 12k bank on Sprinter Sacre


    Market    Selection    Type    Bet ID    Bet
placed         Odds
req.    Stake
(£)    Liability
(£)    Avg. odds
matched    Date
matched   
    GB / Chelt 13th Mar / Champion Chs    Sprinter Sacre    Back    25156924296    14-Feb-13
08:46         1.4    640.55        1.4    14-Feb-13 08:46   
    GB / Chelt 13th Mar / Champion Chs    Sprinter Sacre    Back    25156914377    14-Feb-13
08:42         1.41    610.00        1.41    14-Feb-13 08:42   
    GB / Chelt 13th Mar / Champion Chs    Sprinter Sacre    Back    25103636698    11-Feb-13
10:13         1.45    520.00        1.45    11-Feb-13 13:24   
    GB / Chelt 13th Mar / Champion Chs    Sprinter Sacre    Back    25103261860    11-Feb-13
09:17         1.44    900.00        1.44    11-Feb-13 09:17

bond..i think only a retard actually believes anything you type...your inconsequential ramblings are becoming a tadge boring now..so froysdc

Hunty old man ill be on here making a whole heap of money still why you retire in Scotland

you are some retard Hunty

Comedy Gold......Cheers Bondi....

Make sure the Civic is buffed to a high shine for both nights out, it could be a decision breaker whether you'll take those blokes back to your or not after the Bingo

I would be surprised if you could even drive... now run along mug.

the Winner Takes It All

total sock cooker

karma chameleon...

or in bonds case komma komedian...

I_McHunt_Pro-Punter 14 Feb 13 13:17 Joine

is this you on the football forum Hunty

what we on now user name number 32?

basilbrush     14 Feb 13 14:42 
Look at is a blessing with Cheltenham and the flat just round the corner, wish my better half would fluck off.

good point ^

All together now...

"all by myself, dont want to be, all by myself, anymore"

.. he has got the motor bannahan !   

cyber bullying... for the big man in 2013

Taken you for a spin has he hal?

fred rekindled because its Valentines Day innit



Mr Bond sent her a dozen aldi premium roses .....no text message yet received

Geordie land seems to be inhabited with blokes with inflated egos.... perfect match for you mate ! 

Bondi and Hal driving round town in the Civic listening to the Best of Barry Manilow...........how cute

C P A CA BANNA ... THATS YOUR TUNE MATE !   

^ B M  !

what a sop i once was

im a sausage jockey

you still are

NOTHING AGAINST YOU SIR BOND.BUT ANY GIRL THAT SPLITS FROM A GAMBLER DESERVES SOMETHING BETTER

you told him that 2 years ago at the start of this thread Do Wah!

THEY DESERVE SOMEONE WHO PUTS THEM FIRST .AND NOT THE NEXT HORSE RACE

^ and that

DID I .IT JUST SHOWS,YOU MY PRINCIPLES NEVER CHANGE AND ARE CONSISTANT

SIR_Bond 10 Dec 12 10:40 
Hellppp

Just split up with the girl of my dreams... currently going through that first week break up. My head is a mess.

Anyone else going through it. It's amazing how **** one person can make you feel. Even went out Saturday night got smashed pulled some bird. Not helped one little bit.



PMSL

on sad level nearly as low as yours banna

For Bondy

http://youtu.be/g1NOXanWRW8

rock bottom

Lighter in the air time Bondy

Writing was on the wall from the first minute you said your name was James

Hrs found solace in losing money.

Money Tree

I would be rich just by laying anything you have ever selected to win

Surf pond...THE BIGGEST  c UNT ON HERE..(and my god that is saying something)..what an embarrassment

That's right money tree..he has taken his mind off woman by losing what little he has at gambling....WAC...

ahh look it's the pot kettle black man

take a look in the mirror mugman

My threads are the most profitable on here and IF YOU FOLLOWED MY EXACT INSTRUCTIONS ON HERE YOU WOULD HAVE MADE A MILLION OF £15 (ish)..FACT..One of THE MOST PROFITABLE THREADS ON THE INTERNET EVER...PERIOD..

And that is just what I put on here...what about your "tips" son?

Actually I stand corrected it equated to a £2(minimum stake) to over £13 MILLION....
Sorry I must try harder..

Has he found another woman?

Yes Tree, and she has a reinforced valve

Clearly i have no clue what i am doing



Cricket: £377.15 | Horse Racing: -£536.99 | Snooker: £1,040.99 | Soccer: £542.70 | Tennis: £4,662.77  Total P&L:  £6,086.62

That is like writing  an "X" on a piece of paper and giving to someone...and saying "see i can do that"....

wasn't this the comma fella?

Forgot about that...WAC....

Chameleons or chamaeleons (family Chamaeleonidae) are a distinctive and highly specialized clade of lizards. The approximately 160 species of chameleon come in a range of colors, and many species have the ability to change commas.

Oh look Hunty has got another user name, how many is that now?

Would you like a screen shot?

My girlfriend ran off with another man
taking our 2 dogs with her
Imiss the dogs terribly

Sir Bond....


Known forum wide as "the comma guy" PMSL

has anyone seen storage wars on tv what a miserable woman called brandi always second guessing and whingeing living with her must have been hell

Iv been unlucky in marriage

          The 1st 1 left &..........................the 2nd 1 stayed

sir bond when we split , they have all these girlie m8s that they can have coffee and get consoled , we just deal with it , ave fell out with mines at the moe , must be time off year buddy

clear off bigmart ye ridiculous muppet ..... only girlfriend you've ever had is that male order plastic affair you luvvvv so much.

1/2 Big Mart

yorkie caught on cam with your m8s again !

http://www.break.com/video/blow-up-doll-video-caught-banging-blow-up-doll-154489

Im begining to wonder If I might know Yorkie........only there was a geezer in the pub wiv a black eye the other day

And i thought i was Sea The Stars!

go on bigmart sonny.... you keep on peddlin' son, ye winnin' now ye thickett.

that's a fair comment manage.......could easily have been either of them dopey clowns Zodiac or bigmart you noticed.... biffed the pair of 'em so often on ere over the months I've lost count.....

aww poor yorkie taking 2nd prizes on the betting front , and a punch bag , now ! maybe he should be called panda

clear head now

for christ sake bigmart we can't understand a feckin word you're writing - it's so hard to get stuck into you properly as a consequence.

sober up, read a broad sheet newspaper, get back to school son and learn to write then we'll have another go at you - feeling sorry for you as you're clear;y struggling.

getting the same numpty replies from you as I got from that loser Zodiac towards the end when he could't handle it any more and slinked off - [please keep an ounce of credibility for yourself junior..... chin up sonny.

Laters numb nuts.

Diction is a big plus inYorkshire,as Boycs!

where did you lose her

The Blow Up Dolls Centre?

Adultwork.com best cure for a lost girlfriend

you gotta love this place at times ahah

Go on bigmart.... post some more sh*te son and then everyone can slap you aagin.

ps you should choose your friends on ere a little more carefully sonny - picking that lepper zodiac was a bad move dopey.... expect nowt less from you mind!!!

bbc2
     20 May 14 21:41   


where did you lose her


Place laid her!

poor two bob yorkie , taking a battering in the 3 rings , betting ring , slapped about on  here , and i here he is the taker . his ring sting ouch ! poor yorkie taking a battering all round !

you lot crack me up

its either me or the world cup,take your pick, bye, been nice knowing u.

bigmart






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poor two bob yorkie , taking a battering in the 3 rings , betting ring , slapped about on  here , and i here he is the taker . his ring sting ouch ! poor yorkie taking a battering all round !




Bigmart you stupid boy