Ioannou

Whitehawk Boy to follow up on Sunday ,,,,,,,,,,

Dwyer - strange boking

* booking

Why couldn't someone bung David Evans £5k to run his,unless they tried and he said "No" ,,,,,,,,,,

1,01 non runner  sleeper  tried to get  20k on  got  4k  the game is gone  shame  he aint on b/fair  evens a massive lay if you get my drift

Celtic Sovereign (IRE)    2
Bishopbriggs (USA)    1
Ariyfa    2

WLTO for stable on AW over last 3 yrs (2010-12)
winner was only one in todays grade
Trainer doesn't appear to like running them with penalty or they certainly don't get many winners in penalty stage (usually upto 8 or 9 days after win)

N R  ! 

Ioannou (GB)
Declared at: 11/01/2013 13:34
Reason: Travel

using violet jordans horse box

Kennythebetboy said it was a NR when it won.....and then told us all to lump on the night before for todays race (ramp) and now its a non runner!

Is he the last in the line in the chinese whispers game

^ Don't get your logic mate...



toadstalls post seems spot on !

BB..Kenny knows F all

KTBB & TGIB are both asleep in the travelodge.....be fuming when they wake up!

same room

Same bed

and the little one said....

roll over...

wrong! He actually said get your .... out of my ....

He's decided to stay for the weekend ,,,,,,,,,,, may have to move the skips tomorrow ,,,,,,,, they were getting tampered with.
Lot of work and planning for nothing today ,,,,, think the books got off lightly.
TGIB is not a happy bunny ,,,,,,,, but no-one died ,,,,,, fit to fight another day ,,,,,,, these Holiday Inn's all look the same, easy to get confused.

Does Travel as a reason for N/R stop you from running for 7 days (as is the case with a self cert)?

no

Methinks ''I'' will have to upped in class !   

* be

Wouldv'e been easier than that race on sunday,nothing to beat today!!!

does that mean its got a limp on Sunday

I donnow wether I'm coming or going, laying or playing, I'm all muxed ip

Surely it was taken out because of the draw - 11/11 over 7F at wolves is near impossible even for horses with plenty in hand. Drawn 1 on Sunday, I doubt there'll be any travel problems

Won't find many easier opportunities than today!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XX9LX2es4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19wAAyxZhUo

P.S  if the B.H.A are looking in stop making me phone click cos i know feck all

watch how hot this thread is boys
Just jumped from 19 people viewing the forum upto 75 with 39 viewing this one and then quickly dropped back down to 6 viewing thread and 19 on forum when it all calmed down so lets have another silly song to ramp it up some more in memory of the Bristol 1 (i will phone you i promise lol when i sober up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=btEpF334Rtc

Sleeper suffering from Narcolepsy ,,,,,,,,, needs to be poked at regular intervals to keep him awake ,,,,,,,, any volunteers?
Dreams a lot about the late "Whitehawk Boy" winning a handicap ,,,,,,,,,
Skips haven't been collected yet ,,,,,,,,,

REPOSER THE ONE

The Bristol 1,will we ever see his like again?

Happy Hibby retains his spot as forums NO1 DJ,sorry shearer

Lol spoke to the Bristol 1 today -hes a big miss elsewhere

My song selections last night were in response to this thread ever seeing the light of day on here

Come on San Fran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ueYxrA-Zs

Go on San Fran

Here we go...........

WALOFS

See you all next Friday ,,,,,,,,,,,, meanwhile, I will have a nice rest ,,,,,,,,,

jockey was weak as paint.

Hello Peeps, Tony The Bubble here, as I told you last Sunday, back again at Wolverhampton ,,,,,,,,,,,
Sleeper is a kip, as per usual,,,,,,,,,,
Skips are filling up ,,,,,,,,, with snow ,,,,,,
Tesco's knacker van is in the car park, waiting for racing to begin ,,,,,,,,
Heavy snow forecast overnight and tomorrow, meeting likely to be called off ,,,,,,,

Racing Abandoned 10:17am

Peeps,.... There is a God,,,,,,,, couldn't get on at the early prices (7/1 & 6/1)to decent money ,,,,,,,,, never left the yard
Anyone need a couple of skips?
Stavros making the doner & shish ,,,,,,, plenty of horsemeat in the freezer (most of it comes from the knacker man).
Stay indoors and keep warm Peeps,......

L L

Tony, next week @ Dunstall ? .....

Halcyon ,,,,,,, greetings my friend ,,,,,,,, waiting to hear if BHA are going to add additional fixtures to compensate for lost meetings ,,,,,,,, weather not promising next week ,,,,,,,,

Παραμείνετε ζεστοί και να κρατήσει σε κλειστούς χώρους Φίλες και φίλοι μου! ......

‘Ogromnoe spasibo’ Antonio !

Morning Peeps,,,,,,,,,, hope you are all warm and cosy inside of the doors ,,,,,,, next time you'll see me I will be at Kempton next Thursday (weather permitting) in the 4:35 ,,,,,,,,, over a mile this time, will be joint top weight with 2 of the Canisbay Bloodstock horses, if they run (hope not), because they will be the dangerous. Look out for the skips near the burger van ,,,,,,,,

Καλή τύχη σε όλους, να κρατήσει ζεστό ...... αντωνάκης

Tony the Bubble

Good evening Matey Peeps ,,,,,,,, sorry I could not get to Kempton on Thursday, the trainer, Mr Mick he say wait for a week for this snow to clear, then we can get to the course and not have to be a n/r because of the travel excuse again, Mr Noel he agreed. I was right about the danger being the Canisbay Bloodstock horse (Bowstar) cos he won the race for them at 6/1 ,,,,,,,,, see ,,,,,, so I am not just the pretty face.
Next time, you may see me back at Wolverhampton on Tuesday (5:00) in a little 7f eggs & spoons handicap, will have to see what the draw is to see if it is worthwhile for the trip, long way to keep taking the skips for nothing. Little Mr Stevie will be in the saddle, but he must not give me any stick, the nice handicapper chappie has taken a pound off for the last run ,,,,,,,, still have my nuts, but they may be cut off if I don't do the business, Mr. Noel will feed them to the pigs for the burgers or Tony might put them in the Kebabs ,,,,,,,
See you all next week ,,,,,,,,, Tony the Bubble (& Squeak),,,,,,,,,,

Thankyou Tony... that made me bubble....   

Hello there again Matey Peeps, hope you is all keeping well and cosy warm, too cold for us "Bubbles" ...........like I said last week I would be back here again on Tuesday, they have added a race since then, so now run in 5:30 ........ shame there are 2 non runners ..... not so easy to do the dodgy, as they say. As I am the only entire colt in the race, all the other boys have lost their nuts, and there is only one filly called Maggie Pink, it will be difficult to keep my mind on the jobs, little Mr. Stevie will start smacking me on the bottom when I don't want to go past her, hope she is not coming into season and is pulled out. Skips will be in the car park, could go home empty.
All the best of the luck ...... Tony,,,,,,,,,,,,

Will it win

As far as I can read this is only broken biscuits you being a man of the world and all that.

not enough on again ???????????????

Oh dear! Oh dear! ...... sorry about this Matey Peeps ....... but my brother Andy, he get very cross with the Ladcrooks & UptheHills when they say no you can't have the 10 monkeys on at 3/1 and 11/4 ....... he was very angry and kicked me ...... so Mr. Mick & Mr. Noel have had to put me back in the box because I have the bruised foot ....... good job I never left the stable, skips will have to stay here for a while.
It is a shame I will not see the filly, she very pretty, hope she win for them. I get nervous every time the vet comes to the yard, I am scared of him.

All the best of the luck ,,,,,,,,,,, Tony ,,,,,,,,

why have you not run lately

Hello Matey Peeps, hope you are enjoying the Sunday roasts,,,,,,,,,, Funny goings on here at Mr. Mick's,,,,,,, he not a happy man,,,,,,,, all these body bussies keep asking the questions and Mr. Noel throwing things and shouting at everybody ,,,,,,, what have I supposed to have done?? ,,,,,,,,, doesn't he know I just want to win the races and get the big hugs and carrots, but they don't send me to the racecourse.
I hope that the vet doesn't come with the big scissors next week ,,,,,,,,,, or worse still the knackers man,,,,,, he is horrible.
I think that they might sell me to a Scotsman who come to the yard a lot wearing the Kilt, he is nice man, very kind to me, but he is always very sleepy. Look like I will have a new home now.
Until next time ,,,,,,,,, all the best luck Peeps ,,,,,,,, keep your peckers up, I will ,,,,,,, Tony ,,,,,,,

Tony, will Stevie D be up top next time !  ?

This thing is starting to owe me now.
Obviously, I don't know what tf is going down, but the short and fat and the tall and lean were happy enough the day it didn't do much. I wasn't .

I didn't get the RP today, so don't know what was written.
NR and now no entries.

Hello matey peeps, no see you for a long time ....... been a while since skips been to the races, going to Wolverhampton tomorrow for a change of the scenery and a run round. Bubbles' have come up with the paperwork so OK to run. Mr Noel happy now, can start to get some of the training fees paid once the cobbywebs have gone and the handicapper chappie has taken a few pounds off.

Waiting for some proper "inside" information ........ from Lewes,,,,,,,,,, .

Always the same matey peeps ..... nothing changes ..... they promise to take me to the races ...... get me all clean and tidy and then just when I am going into the horsebox ..... all change .... skips stays at home again !!! Perhaps I can get something to eat now,,,,LoL !!
The Bubbles are shouting something about the price and how the bookie chappies won't take their bets ..... they get very excited.

pp ,,,,,,,,from HMP Lewes!!!!

you havent been phoning PCH have you...

Delta .....  No, he turns his phone off these days.

Hello matey peeps ...... everyone has the excited here today ..... they pack me off in the horsebox with little Elsie and Belle, they 2 lovely ladies, I am lucky boy, can't get too excited otherwise they will cut off my googlies ..... shame my mate Shenval not coming ....... he left behind, don't know why, he is fitter than me ......
So it is all go at Wolverhampton tonight ...... we coming home with full skips says Mr. Q. ....... little Stevie no happy though ...... says give my best to jock, shame you can't be here.

Ooooooooooh Oooooooooh matey peeps, .... not looking forward to tomorrow, ...... the nackers man, he coming with the big knife and needle ...... will have to say bye bye to my googlies .... ...... ....... will then have to go out in the cold all winter over the jumpings............ Mr Pat not happy, he practice getting to the front on the other 2 tonight, but I too slow and then they squeeze me out, so Mr. Noel not pleased with empty skips. Shame the bubbles will not be smashing the plates in the restaurant and throwing the nifties in the air ..... everybodies sad.

pp,,,,,,,,,

horse is slower than me kenny

hey sleepy one.......need a skip asap

Hello Matey Peeps...... been a long while since last run in September ..... the "Bubbles" were very upset when I lost ..... they shout and do the screaming at Mr Noel and now have sent me to nice Mr Ian in lovely place in beautiful countryside, he is very kind to me. Still have my nuts, escaped the vet and his cleaver by the skin of my scrotum, so ladies beware when I get excited. Empty skips have been taken to Southwell for Tuesday, Mr Ian  hopes to fill them to the top and make The Bubbles happy, then we go to Wolverhampton on Friday and Lingfield on Saturday for more fun and the games ...... they get very excited after the races and start smashing plates and doing a funny dance when I win. Shame Mr Jock can't be here, he is on his holiday's for 4 years, but we hope it cheers him up a bit and he doesn't become an Addikt.

Wish me luck .........

a 4 year holiday, nice, how the other half live...


is this a thinly veiled Addikt nappage fred iyo?

I think his holiday is courtesy of Liz Windsor

This Is Me .... on my way to Kopenhagen .... with the skips, will drop off the Addikt en route.

pp. HMP Lewes,,,,,,,,,

Have the POC cases been heard yet?

Buzzer ...... No ...... so if Matey Peeps wins today they will want their slice of it.

2 races down .....no bananas,,,,,,, yet !!!

not a nr!!!.......skips needed for another day.......take care sleepy one.............

is it today....

Have you booked a Skip - Deltâ?

nope, a van, onlooker, the knacker man at this rate...

the thing youve gotta remember with kenny is he makes a living from having an advantage, so its highly unlikely hell post anything of any benefit to anybody but himself.he knew about the evans treble gamble landed 3 weeks ago but only posted after to say how much he won.beware.

he only posted after on here but posted elsewhere the night before. a few nice touches landed by all accounts

sleeper, can you send us a sign for today please, two clinks on the bars for yes?

Hello matey peeps, long time in the wildernesses. Kindly Mr Ian has taken good care of me since he chopped off my nuts, think the Bubbles (Greeks) had them for breakfast with haloumi cheese melted on top. Lots of peeps thought I had gone to the knackerers yard and joined the late Mr. Mick (Quinlan), but I am alive and well and they are all getting excited about something called "a touch". A touch of what I can't say, but they have been giving me extra feed and lots of work. Little Stevie has been talking to his bookie chappie about monkeys and grands, don't know what he is talking about, perhaps they are going to the zoo. Think he said something about having a lay in today, so may not be up early.

Have not seen a funny little man (sleeper) for more than a year, apparently he is sleeping somewhere near Lewes and is likely to be there for a little while longer. He sends messages (by carrier pidgeon ?) to a lot of mates, they have appreciated his inside information and made good use of it.

Hope the skips are in place and ready to be filled.

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I might chuck 50p on it

Kenny, good evening.



How long has Brighton's finest got left ?...

Hi Halcyon,

7 months if he keeps his nose clean (very difficult for him)and another 7 years if he don't come up with 250k by end of January.

Perhaps we can organize a whip round on here ...... all these multi millionaires posting on BF wouldn't miss it, small change to them.

Otherwise matey peeps horse will have to do the business and land a nice touch ....that is the plan, tonight's run should get it 4lb lower

Park Lane Escorts are having a collection, their takings are down lately.

Saddo,

He's got them lined up with VO's ..... allowed one a month ...

Where U bin ...............looked for U down the beach.....

HMP Lewes ,,,,,, getting inside information,,,,,

Not sure who you're getting it from Kenny but he certainly isn't in there!

loose lips sink skips