Why does a horse run better once you chopped its tackle off????

would you jump that close to a fence with no clothes on?

Vet has two stone in hand.

I think I would
...I would not like to hang about to find out what they were going to chop off next

If there was an equine court Geldings would sue and win cases of being deprived of mating rights.

Until the late 1800s they used to do it to pre pubescent boy singers so that they would remain sopranos for life.

They used to do what

Castratos.

if you chopped my 14 inch dong off I might run a bit quicker

as it is I don't need to run that fast so the old boy can stay

judge with a 14 incher you dont need to run !you could pole vault !

I'm joking obviously

if it was that small I'd never admit it on a public forum

not the horses but i remember watching that hugh fernaly whittinstall (river cottage cook )and a vet chop his pet bulls kknackers off and put them in a pan and fried them and wolfed em down  ,in front of the bull ! thats adding insult to injury

talk about rubbing salt in the wound

I never trusted that ****, all apple bobbing and yoghurt knitting.

Nice boney pike for dinner yaw lordship.

Thats what nettle shampoo does to yew.