Richard Osgood's muzzie!!!!!!

Type favoured by senior army officers in World War 1, hope he's more effective in his role than they were.

Melchett: You're damn right there is something the matter. (heads for desk)
      Something sinister and something grotesque. And what's worse is that it's going on right here under my very nose. (sits behind desk)

Edmund: (protesting) Sir, your moustache is lovely...

It is, as Bertram Wooster might have said, of the soup strainer variety.