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Q. WHAT IS A ROYAL ENFIELD?
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Did he pass the test?
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Standards are definitely slipping on here grimmy.Your mate banned banks was asked his opinion on the Renault 5...........he reckoned they were innocent.
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"Name a dangerous race"
"The Arabs" ![]() ![]() "Name a long necked bird" "Naomi Campbell" ![]() ![]() "Name a slang word for a girl." "Slag." ![]() ![]() |
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Q. I A L What is hard water
http://media-1.web.britannica.com/eb-media/87/77187-004-8F9F0DFC.jpg A.ICE ![]() ![]() |
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Q Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
A It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead ! Q What's the longest word in the English language ? A Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters ! Teacher :I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil : Life imprisonment ! |
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My freind gav died of heartburn last night
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What time are the jokes being posted, please?
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When mafia wakes up hth.
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The dyslectick pimp.
he bought a warehouse ![]() ![]() |