English Stable Information.

Nobend,I thought and hoped you had took a powder.

I do not seek any trouble on this forum,Sir.

win lose or draw you really are an attention seeking uckwit Charnier..cheers.

if there is no info...why start a thread...just dont post until you have alleged info.

As I have said before,I am merely informing people that there is no Inside Information for today,thus ensuring that these people can now go about their business happy in the knowledge that they are not missing anything,koikeeper.

As for Trautmann,please do not post on my threads if you are going to resort to spiteful name calling,thank you.

I think it's one of those cryptic wons we have to decipher.

On the contrary,my darling.


There is no Stable Information for today.

thank you Alain.

No,Delta.

The pleasure is surely mine.

You are one of the forum's gentlemen,Delta.

The tips delivery truck is parked up, it's there for all to see, I think he's telling the truth.

I do not have an office in Newham,Sir.

Like a puss filled genital wort this Alan bloke....

You really are a repugnant character,bannahan.

That's my favourite word Alan..... Ta

Nobend Charnier you are nowt but a attention seeking low down double crossing fcuk dog of the highest order.

I am very sorry that you feel that way,wee eck.

Nobend Charnier you had the chance to make a meaningful public apology, you did not take the chance

so therefore in my book you are a nobend and will always be a nobend. Now do your worst.

I have already made my apology,and I will make another one.

I am very sorry that I mentioned the frayed carpet and also very sorry that I talked about the Stannah stairlift plummeting to earth.

I forgot that you are not in the best of health,wee eck...and hence,maybe,I went a little too far.

Apology accepted, but you you will always one to be wary of.

Thank you for keeping us up to date, Alain

sad to see two fine men falling out. I believe we might get two beat in the 2.45 at Wolvs. Call me Clive and Frankie Vaughan may have the answer. Ted riding the jolly encourages me to lay it.

Thank you to both wee eck and Dr Gonzo.

Thanks Peter.

On a different topic.

Surely it is time to ban the Grand National ?

The race is clearly dangerous in its current form.

A hypothetical situation,yes,but...If I was in charge of racing and somebody from the RSPCA approached me and said...

"Look,let's make a deal.Get rid of The Grand National and we won't kick up a fuss about the whip and National Hunt racing in general.." I would agree to that.

Unfortunately though,I believe the people that run racing are intransigent dinosaurs and just will not give an inch.The racing game is probably the most incestuous sport that there is.A very tightly-knit,yet naive,family.....they certainly seem impervious to how the NH game,especially the Grand National,is viewed by the general public.

If we don't do the decent thing and get rid of the National I believe that NH racing on the whole is at risk.

Just an opinion.

The long and the short of my post saying that it may be best to sacrifice the GN if it means securing the future of National Hunt racing.

It's not a bad trade off really.

Alain,a wee song to brighten up your day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrdo1PuUvQ

That is terrible...just terrible,BIG GURU.

It may appease the RSPCA and the lot who hang round at the gates of Cheltenham but for how long?  After a couple of years they would be back pp.

In my opinion if the Grand National was not run again it would kickstart a campaign by the welfare groups to put a halt to National Hunt racing and then Flat racing. Racing's leaders should work with the welfare groups to do everything possible to ensure the safety of horses, but, once you start cancelling races because of safety fears it is the beginning of the end.

I just want the BHA to come out and say...

"We appreciate that the GN is a dangerous race and we are going to stop the race as of now."

Just for once it would be nice to see them compromise,but I don't think that they have the brains or the foresight to see the long game,Swardean.


I know that it's an important race,but it is only one race in the calendar.

As for the BHA themselves,they have hardly compromised with their re-shaping of the whip rules.

Jacob must have hit Neptune at least 10 times on Saturday.

I don't want him banned,but it's not my opinion that counts...it's the general public's opinion that really matters.

I think that if we got rid of the Grand National the RSPCA might start to believe that the BHA and racing in general are making an effort.

The BHA think despite the media frenzy following the deaths the general public dont seem to care.  This is reflected in the rising attendances and increased turnover on the race.

"Sit tight for a couple of weeks, hopefully it will all blow over and fingers crossed for next year", seems the agreed policy

Thanks for the heads-up,Alain.

I am sorry to hear that you suffer from a stiff back M. Charnier (I assume that is what wee eck means by nobend). I suffer from ankylosing spondylitis and it is a painful and debilitating condition.

I think in some ways the RSPCA should either demand horse racing be made illegal on the justifiable grounds that it is dangerous for horses, or they should shut up. But if they are going to be assuaged by banning the Grand National, I agree it could be sacrificed, it is a tinpot race now anyway. However I very much doubt the banning of one race is going to stop the call for abolition of horse racing, especially from some of the evil extremists.

Why did you set stewartyb on poor old hibby btw, Alain?

aye

Alain and Boyo have had a touch. He's a cultured sort so might deny it. However I'm not and we've just had right off at Dunstall.

W/D capewine.....I layed pashan as well.

wee eck     16 Apr 12 10:15 
Nobend Charnier you are nowt but a attention seeking low down double crossing fcuk dog of the highest order.



I can see that you are still distressed also, wee eck.

aye

Aye.

Well done,capewine.

any today Alain 4U?


capes put another up on fresh fred

In have yet to be contacted by any trainer or jockey as of yet today,Sir.

Has stewarty not sent you one, Alain?

No.

Braw.

What???

It is a word favoured by the Scots, Alain. Meaning something between "nice" and "great".

Oh.

I sense that you have one today, Alain. My team are on standby.

It is indeed always best to remain vigilant,Sir.

I don't think there is any need to get rid of the national. They should take more measures to make it safer. They should eliminate the drop from beechers (and any other fence) and they should limit the field to ca 20-30 to ensure less accidents.

Wrong fred, but agree about drop fences.
The Olympic 200m hurdles final would be interesting to watch if they raised the height of some hurdles without telling the athletes, also if they bury some rocks in the long jump sand.....

not the wrong fred, as Mr Charnier started some national discussion on this won, ta.

My apologies.

ta gain

Keep the National as is, the world has gone mad completely mad.

I blame women. If they had just known their place instead of wanting a piece of the big boys world, there would be a lot less problems.

And less cars on the road

They should place barbed wire on top of every fence as well with 400 hedgehogs placed secretly in between every other fence , and the winner and all the connections should be immediately shot after recieving the trophies.

You are very stupid and reckless,thedikler.

Scotland ready for you firing Alan.All major city centre bookies will be hit.

Where is my unreserved apology from wee eck, that I am indeed not Alain???

stewarty, I apologise unreservedly for thinking and saying you were Charnier.

There will be no English Stable Information for today, aye.

I fully accept your apology wee eck and hopefully we can put this sorry saga behind us.


I have never denied being a good friend of Alain's for eight years and swap information/views with him on a regular basis.

Good luck for the rest of the week.

you bought that computer yet s b?

you watched that film yet s b?

Afternoon Al....Any news from Middlesborough CC about your forthcoming relocation? These lists can be endless tbh and I honestly hope your name has made it to the top. The grief from some of the estate residents sounded awful and lets hope your new flat is a bit better. All the best mate.

Wee eck I thought you had found alains betsit when I read about the pensioner stabbing the dodgy bookies runner.

That would be a no to both Delta and saddo, but both will be happening soon.

I'm just off the phone to Alain and he assures me there will be English Stable Information this week. If not, I will supply Scottish Stable Information, whick I may add, has a one hundred percent strike rate.

Either way, the layers will be very distressed.

Why not supply the scottish info anyway...

Only info worth a light comes from Fife Koi and alain and Stewarty are not in the loop for it...........in fact Juicy Lucy is a hate figure for them.

koikeeper, most of my clients are private and pay good money. On the odd occassion, I will let the forum know of a certain horse that is primed and ready to win.


I do this out of the goodness of my heart.

GT-MOLE, may I remind you that Scottish Stable Information has a one hundred percent strike rate.

It will do Stewarty.............until you give a tip.

So you actually charge for the tips you give out??

In the ten years I've been on here, I have never given a tip, only a selection. It's up to each individual what they do with that selection.

Disgusting charging for info Koi,as you know all mine is posted FOC,these Teuchters never give anything for free,not even a peek up their kilts for the likes of Laz.

I will let the forum know of a certain horse that is primed and ready to win.

is this not a tip?

Only if it wins Koi............similar to alains strategy.

GT and Koi, i think your reputations on here are well known, no more explanations needed.

It seems the likes of Stewarty and alike are itching for recognition, maybe the creation of the odd pm might drum up a little interest ().........I still dont see why people cant come on here and be happy winning money, some still seem more intent on gaining a winning reputation than anything else, see Natalie ffs

I feel a comp coming

For the last time, Scottish Stable Information has a one hundred percent strike rate. Nobody on the planet can match that.


Good luck for tomorrow.

You are wrong Stewarty,depends on how far back you want to go of course but 4 forumites apart from myself are 100% every day since 15th April 2011,not one losing day when racing has taken place in the UK (excludes NI).

GT-MOLE,, no, no, my record has stood for ten years. Anyways, off for an early night and a cuddle. 

alain meets girls in hotel rooms and lets them down with his size and staying power