wee eck...ceylon v england 1st test match.

i see kevin peac0ck danced down the wicket and got caught...

he's always looking for a headline that lad.

looks like alain is still in his scratcher with miss belarus...???

only england can throw this away now.

even if they win i'm claiming a moral victory as i thought the draw at 2.38 was crazy...

Hibby at the moment England appear to be cruising, would you agree?

i've stopped watching wee eck...it's too painful tbh.

from what i saw this morning it's england's to throw away tbh...

the person who phoned me on sunday night has got a lot of answering to do tbh wee eck...

Hibby, still hope.

i think it's safe to say this will not end in a draw wee eck...

who was backing it at 2.38 really needs to get a grip tbh.

Hibby Sri Lanka must now be very short.

they've BLOWN it...i knew this would happen...ENGLAND are utterly useless..!!!

1.24 wee eck...

england 5...

Happy England are a grand team playing at home imo.

on good pitches they are a good team wee eck...

on the sub-continent they struggle imv...

can't play spin and when you get uneven bounce they can't adapt.

take them to trent bridge and they'll score 500.

but when the dust and dirt is flying around it's a different ball game wee eck...

look they've CAPITULATED alain...

you're boys are taking a hell of a beating here.

it's all over...start the car laddie...!!!

come on alain...i know you are out there....

come on here and defend your boys now...???

bob willis will put the boot in here...

sir ian will have a pop at those pre-meditated sweeps again...!!!

From cruising to losing in 3 overs, sad.

they've got no HEART wee eck...

the australians of 10 years ago would have dug out a result here.

it might not have been pretty but somehow they would have got over the line.

england have just thrown the towel in.

kevin peacock dancing down the wicket was the start of the capitulation wee eck...

Are there any good teams, Hibby? You take these Asian sides out of their dustbowls and their technique is cruelly exposed. Aus and SA not worldbeaters on the sub-continent either.

it's a fair point Quito....

sub-continent is a hard place to win tbh...

i think AUSTRALIA are the up and coming team tbh...

the ashes will be interesting next time for sure.

that PATTINSON bloke is very good indeed imv...

swann was DISGRACEFUL.

good to see a pundit say it as it is for a change...

can someone tell me why the england batsmen are wearing helmets against piddly spinners in 40C heat...?

might be a small point but it doesn't help the fatigue factor imv...

I remember that PATTINSON bloke's brother. He was a proud Englishman. How can his kid bro be Australian?

A lot of players that sweep a lot wear a helmet, Hibb. A top-edged sweep can make a right mess of the dentures.

point taken Quito but can you imagine 'beefy' or brian close wearing a helmet in that heat against piddly spinners...?

it can't help Quito...de-hydration...?

i think DARREN broke ranks in playing for ENGLAND Quito.

i think they are AUSSIES tbh...

i heard the family weren't happy that DARREN played for the auld enemy tbh...

It's a different game these days, Hibb. Kids have to wear a helmet up to the age of 18. A whole generation knows no different.

i know...you're right Quito...

must feel like 80c under the helmet tho...

another one gone...start the plane...!!!

You should look at some of the regulation concerning youth cricketers these days. It's remarkable, particularly with regard to how many overs they can bowl.

264 ALL OUT alain...

look laddie...sky sports 1...

what price are your boys now...?

i can imagine Quito.

health and safety gone mad tbh...

it's all tony blair's fault...

health and safety costs businesses in the UK millions..shocking tbh.

I am very happy that your bet has come in,HappyHibby...I really am.

4 defeats in a row alain...

your team are a shambles...a complete and utter mess.

you're SEETHING alain...i can tell.

spit it out laddie.

come on...

.

Alain in fairness the England collapse was dreadful.

On the contrary,HappyHibby....I am overjoyed that you have collected.

It bothers me not who wins,wee eck.I am a Swiss National,hence have very little interest in the game.

watch and learn alain.

you might have seen off aceform...but i will not roll over that easily.

when's the 2nd test start alain...?

The 79  to lay the draw last night was a gift to people with the wedge to stick in for a few hours.

you are spot on wee eck...

whoever backed the DRAW at any stage here need their head examining imv...

Happy, there was over £200 to lay between 79 -89 to me it looked like money for old rags.

You are really fired up this morning,Hibby.

I like that.You are a prime candidate to walk right into a sucker punch after this one winning bet that you have placed.

maybe those DRAW backers had heard of taliban movements or something wee eck.

couldn't understand it tbh...

How is your mate Howard doing,wee eck ?

I have heard that there has been a bit of pub related trouble up in the Billy Row/Crook area as of late.

When is he going to grow up and settle down ?

i don't walk in to sucker punches alain.

i say it as i see it.

i take each bet on it's merits and i have never lost a mind game in my life.

even sir alex doesn't have an unblemished record at the mind game game alain...

You are like a bloke wandering the streets of Miami with the word "TOURIST" stamped on his forehead,Hibby.

You are ripe for the takedown,son.

Be careful today.Playing the Betfair grid is a rough old game.People can,and do,get maimed.

2nd test on TUESDAY alain...

let's see what prices are going around...???

keep playing the mind games alain...

you'll end up eating wax grapefruits for brunch laddie...

Howard is doing great Alain making bundles out of his cattle and getting fortunes

out of open cast mining. Only having an occasional drink so no problems there, if

you would care to meet up with him I am sure that could be arranged, Howard is great

company as no doubt you are already aware.

yes alain..go and meet HOWARD and tell him face to face what your views are...?

STRAUSS looks gutted that his team has lost...doesn't he...???

GET HIM OUT...

BOB will be furious at STRAUSS laughing there...

Do you think you can play in the Major League,Hibby ?

Have you got what it takes to be a winner ?

You know what it takes to win on here,laddie....it takes BRASS BALLS to win on here.

THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES.

If you can't take the heat then hit the bricks and walk,pal....because losers are ten a penny.

Nice guy...? I don't care if you are a nice guy,try the tea dancing scene.WINNING is all that counts on here,pal.

i've got him...alain is CRUMBLING before our very eyes....

keep chipping alain.

i'll send you packing like i have the rest of them...

yes alain..go and meet HOWARD and tell him face to face what your views are...?


I am not scared of J Howard,laddie.

Alain old boy you seem to be in a foul mood,can you not lighten up a little?

I am scared of Hettie though,wee eck.

I am scared of Hettie though,wee eck.

go up to CROOK and say hello then alain...

buy some granite worktops off him..?

talk's cheap alain.

Alain old boy you seem to be in a foul mood,can you not lighten up a little?

It's the Scotsman.He has been chapping away and goading me for some time now.It's getting to me.

alain is FURIOUS i have won £10 scottish pounds wee eck...

he can't take it.

he's feeling the heat just like the england cricket team are...

now you know how it feels alain.

i told you i'd make you pay for ruining aceform's career...

Hettie is alright, mind you she at times can be scathing.

anyway best go lads...got some more painting to do.

LIFE's GREAT alain...

i told you i'd make you pay for ruining aceform's career...

Aye...right.

Hettie is very forward.She calls a spade a shovel.

Happy is there a difference these days between scottish pounds and english ones?

I look forward to laying some of your bets later,HappyHibby.

Good day to you,Sir.

before i go alain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuQlpFnlIBE

i will keep you informed alain.

i may be having a europa league bet tonight...

not sure tbh wee eck...

just getting prepared for alex salmon winning the referendum tbh...

Are you painting for the pie and chips lady, Hibb?

I thought that you were a fan of 80's soft rock,Hibby ?

REO Speedwagon
Toto
Starship
Heart
Europe


etc etc...

REO yes...

heart yes...

not europe tho alain.

here is a HEART classic alain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJHzvhqVfyI

no saddo...

been doing up my back garden for the last 3 weeks...

got it done pretty much.

just a few more days paintwork tbh...

the steak pie lady had a lucky escape with england capitulating tbh saddo...

Did you intend knocking the tenner out of her if the bet lost, Hibb

she'd have had some making up to do for sure saddo.

right off to the paintshop.

life's been good alain...very good today tbh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063LYBBlR3c

Sorry, £19.80.

That's brilliant VJ-ing,Hibby.It really is.You have made my day.

i didn't waste my youth listening to the radio for nowt alain...

good day now.

there will be NO europa league bets tonight btw alain...

i will have some footie stuff lined up for the weekend tho....

Easy as you go,Hibby...

Good day, Hibb. Will there perhaps be any English/Welsh stable information today, Alain?

I need to speak first to Michael Wigham,Tony Newcombe and Paul Rich,saddo.

Only then can I divulge the winner of the 12f h'cap at Wolves.

Alain,
Did you put the ex-Miss Nicaragua through her paces? Is she a promising filly

wee eck...i have layed DRAW in the 2nd test match at 2.38 for £10 scottish pounds.

will alain take the bet or is he all bluff and bluster...?

Happy I am like yourself disenchanted with horseracing and my bets are getting

smaller and more infrequent by the week.  I keep myself alert by having sports bet.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/crimewatch/appeals/2010/06/horsetrainer_aggravatedburgl...

Rollo let me remind you that a 19 year old voluptuous Miss Nicaragua can be a

far cry from a 29 year old ex Miss Niaragua who can weigh 24 stone and do a very fair

impersonation of a barrel of lard.

will you lay the draw as i have wee eck...?

£100,000 in the safe.

Aye...right,Quito.

A harrowing experience, Alain.

Happy I will do nowt until at least a days play is over, but unless bad weather is forecast

the price you have laid the draw seems very low.  On second thoughts Hibby to show you my friend

some moral support I will have a dabble.

are you taking my bet alain...i need an answer NOW please...???

you are doing the right thing here wee eck.

out of the last 10 test matches at this venue how many do you think have been drawn wee eck...?

Hibby, tell me.

ONE wee eck....

1.

I have no interest in said match,Hibby.

staying off the forum this afternoon lads..i'm sure it's affecting my pc in a bad way tbh...

wee eck,
I think you must be correct about this Ex-Miss Nicaragua

Alain not answering my question was a bit of a give away.