Suggested New Jobs for BBC racing presenters.

Willie Carson - would be perfect to play one of the seven dwarfs in an adaption of snow white.

Rishi - deputy manager at a quiet branch of McDonalds.

In reality he has his untalented finger in the pies of so many sports he still won't know what to do with himself.

I think Rishi would be perfect in Coronation Street.  Perhaps he could be in charge of the bookies ?

does anyone actually believe the BBC gave a stuff about racing anyway? there has been an anti racing lobby in the beeb for years now.

The hostile news programme questions about the future of Cheltenham after the first day fatalities were typical of the BBC attitude. Funny how they support a barbaric sport like boxing instead. Claire Balding will probably stay on to cover other sport but I can't see any of the other racing presenters getting new employment in the racing.

NO MORE RISHI!!! OR PARROTTOR FOUSANDS AND FOUSANDS

Statto - Traffic warden

Rishi can get some walking practice in so next time he spouts such rubbish as "I will walk back from paris if she wins" in ref to an all time great in Zarkava he will actually carry out his threat.



Balding, who will anchor Channel 4's coverage of the London Paralympics just weeks after playing a major part in the BBC's Olympics programming,said on Twitter: "Desperately sad that BBC TV has lost all rights to cover horse racing. I've worked with some wonderful and talented folk over the last 16 years.

Funny thought she would have made reference to Willie!

gary wiltshire working for fred now so he's ok
parrot ? cant see ch4 wanting him
rishi ? pr for one of the firms , or cashier in a bookies

I don't like listening to Mick Fitz any day.

Old boy network will kick in.

pretty short odds that fitzgerald will somehow worm his way onto channel 4 sooner rather than later god help us all

And farewell to Ray "all twenty three of 'em have a good chance" Cochrane

John Parrott top bloke and knows his racing bigtime...Hope C4 take him on

So Balding won't be getting her annual fill of Willie then,funny how things work out.

I will miss Carson trying to find the right words and failing miserably.

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acey deucy • March 19, 2012 12:56 PM GMT
I will miss Carson trying to find the right words and failing miserably.

I will miss Carson trying to find the right size orange box to stand on & failing miserably!

Rishi already does Ruk gigs so we aint getting rid in a hurry.

claire could present the darts at the lakeside all dykes like beer and darts.

Maybe they'll start using The Croc in a few of those Foster's Gold adverts ?

the bbc presenters have never bothered me to be honest,i grew up with them having all the big races and cant honestly see why channel 4 and the ever aging crew of francome,leslie(still laughing at nothing) graham,fat tramp mccririck,jim (up francomes arrse) mcgrath,and alistair (brown nose) down  will add that the bbc didnt..

Jimmy Lindley will be fuming. cheers.

Pinhead - bog troll/toilet attendant.
Rich Tea - Daytime TV presenter.  Cash In the Attic, To Buy or not to Buy etc etc.
Claire 'the tooth' - Main presenter on the Shopping Channel.  Occasional 'niche' left-field programming on BBC3, Living etc.
Aussie 'crocked' McGrath - Barman in an empty pub.
John 'bluffer' Parrott - Carer at an old folks home (they'll listen to you all day John).
Ian 'wrong hoss' Bartlett - furniture salesman at DFS Corby.
Ray Cochrane - Press the button on the National Lottery Draw.
Gary Wiltshire - back to being a full time bookies rep (Come on Gary a good line in bullsh1t has never been so sought after, 'we've laid a ten fousand te too')
Kevin Darley - Job Start co-ordinator (no one can angle a 'way in' like KD)

bbc went down hill when julian wilson finished

claire balding should become a carpenter making garden sheds using tongue and groove

Ten fousand te too.

Ascot Fashion Man-Rentboy

Employee claire balding to stand next to Emma spencer just to make Emma look even fitter.

Never had a problem with any of the BBC lot
In fact I would sack all the current channel 4 gravy train riders and replace them with the BBC presenters

• Quote pandy • March 19, 2012 1:24 PM GMT
claire balding should become a carpenter making garden sheds using tongue and groove 
Carpenter ?
I thought shed be a Carpet layer as loves rug munching!

Call My Bluff for Carson.  He was very convincing when he described Freddie Head as his compatriot.

james--royal ascot fashion

tesco summer fashion shoot

No more wiltshire holding up "betting slips" that "somebody"(a bookie) has put on 20 GRAND to win 100 GRAND..OR fousand and fousands!!!

Early retirement on pensions paid for by us?

all of them are very wealthy people i think they care not one jot what happens as they dont need the cash willie carson is worth over 50 m illion and has 7 houses and stud farms

All of the above who see fit to bring Claire Balding's se xuality into this should be ashamed of themselves. They are bringing this forum into disrepute and frankly they should p i ss off somewhere their massive intellect will be recognised and admired. The nearest gutter would be my recommendation.

hi claire

Ian Bartlett could be Dale Winton's stunt double

Rishi will be allright, he has the Bowls gig.