Top ten most insincere people on television

Robert Peston a shocking ommission

Fred D*ne (nap)

you can never have enough naps (nap)

There are a lot of insincere shyte hawks on our screens but my top ten would be

           1 Noel Edmunds

           2 Davinia McCall

           3 Thommo

           4 Simon Mapletoft

           5 Nick Luck

           6 David Cameron

           7 Nick Clegg

           8 Andrew Marr

           9 Claire Balding

           10 Noddy and the Female.

tony blair--NAP

1.david cameron
2.thompson
3.jeremy kyle

no blacks or foreigners so far,

racist imo

mandella

Wee Eck's list is pretty accurate. However the breakfast tv bint called Susannah Reid is even worse than Tommo.

jonathon ross,

bruce forsyth

ffiona phillips

^ Brucie

to be fair, Susannah Reid is a milf so that outnumbers the insincerity !

cherie and tony blair

nelson mandeela
carol vondermonkey
booby davro
suzan boyler

watchit, Edmonds stands above them like a colossus, an utter and total shythouse.

wee eck - how can you leave Parkinson out of your ten - the man is a disgrace ......

crepello, I knew Parkinson before he hit the real big time and he always them

days gave me the impression of being a decent fellow.

you should watch them ads he does,

pure cringeworthiness from a man who is not short of a few bob !

foxy, I agree he should be ashamed of himself for stooping that low,

a truly awful advert and for that reason Parkie enters my list at no.11

Sorry Mary.

katie price aka jordan (nap)

you get a Parker pen for that

Chris Hollins from Breakfast (well until he couldn't be arsed to move up North) and RUK's Stuart Machin shocking ommisions

kansas.........good shout with Hollins, blokes an absolute smarm bucket.

Waley-Cohen just told Thommo he had asked an interesting question- surely that shoots him straight to the top of the list.

Christian Horner in the F1

Tommo winning by a mile here

Amanda Holden, Davina McCall, Derek Thompson,Cilla Black,Steve Jones,Gabby Logan...all complete pains in the neck

When you come to think of it there must be 100s of insincere feckpots on TV.

allright you lot now name some Sincere ones lmao

them 2 from Masterchef are fairly sincere imo.

1) Damon Killian

sincere...imo...ant n dec, des lynam, dara o briaiaiain,hansen,

FOXY, For some reason I cannot abide the thick set one who wears specs.

Obama is a shocking omission.
He is as fake as the going at cheltenham

Hussain or Michelle ?!

Edmonds stands above them like a colossus

David cameron
Dennis taylor
Noel edmonds
Davina Maccall.
John higgins
Wiltshire

Nick Knowles
Krusty Allsop
Phil Spencer
Rav Wilding
Kevin McCloud
Kate Garraway
Dan Lobb
Jonathan Ross
Dale Winton

All are merely bit part players by comparison to Edmonds though.

i could tell you a true story about dale winton but it wouldn't do my forum longevity much kop

stuart machin (puts his nose banded head in front)
jim mcgrath
bruce forsyth
nick luck
mike cattermole
gary linekar
dale winton
david cameron
noel edmonds (an evil little man)
simon cowell

elise - you can't dangle that out there and not go through with it..... that isn't how your true story re Dale begins is it?!

elise did he try to pull you ?

in neither sense did he try and pull me ... thankfully

this is one for a beer on a racecourse gerry, you'll have to wait for another day

Kevin Spacey. Comes across as a great guy on TV when American Airlines are giving him a wedge.

Crikey! I look forward to maybe hearing it one day.

Congratulations on your comp win today btw - made all and held on gamely by the looks of things.

Tommo.  Man makes my skin crawl. He is vile.

Graham Norton - WAC

Lineker [nap]

elise....... tell all and just call him mr x, nowt wrong with that.

Kirsty Allsopp isnt insincere

no, she sincerely believes she is superior to everyone

Chris Evans

stewart "the machine" machin

Stephen Fry [nb]

Ernie Hepplethwaite
Boris Krudsow
Len Wexford
Andy Newfog(nap)
Selina Sobdebor
Freddy Felixstowe
Raymond Worcester
Daniel Sutton
William Defarge
Andrea Anderson.
Thats my list

Alastair Down - pompous big headed snob
Stephen Fry - intellectual know all
Noel Edmonds - prick
Chris Moyles - egotistical leeds born smug ****
Nicky Henderson - smug upper class prat
Christine Bleakley - big gob no talent

Moyles good shout

Richard Hammond

Might have known Herbie would start putting the boot in.

Duncster

Hammond a very good call, pity that helmet did its job!

May just as bad.

Others of note

Bill Turnbull - BBC Breakfast smug C88t of the highest order
Cilla Black - professional scouse bitch that lives in Surrey.... quelle surprise
Christine Blaekley - big mouthed ugly irish bint
Denise Welch - ****
Luke Harvey - absolutely talentless at everything he has tried

Some of you thickets have no idea what insincere means

vernon kay

That mob on Cbeebies are so childish

Loads of celeb are all smiley when the camera is on but nasty individuals when it is not.

Thommo is genuine, he will take time to speak to anyone, anywhere and is nice with it.

Yes, he is a bit of a t1t but not insincere

Killa Black is a top one. Lived in Bucks for 457 years and still drags out the scouse twang when it suits..

I never took to george on rainbow for some reason , i think he lorded it a bit over zippy

I think Tommo may have studied at the  Hughie Green insincerity conservatoire

Ach thommos a right character being honest , cringworthy TV at its finest .

I would miss his creeping jesus interview style and the " im available for anything you pay me for " attitude .


He makes me laugh like f

The only time i'll laugh at that kahunt is when someone snots him with a 4 x 2

I take your point guiness

But its impossible for me to take him seriously as a human being , more to be pitied than scolded

max bygraves was a total knut off stage my dad used to drive him sometimes when he was big time charlie

John Noakes

Simon Cowell clear winner
..but very clever
he knows viewers love seeing people humiliated

the list could go on for ever
we forget they are all actors

Denise van Outen

The monarchy , pretending to be interested in a native tribe dance or something while inwardly wanting to have them all shot

Denise i cant have that , mucky trailer trash type that jumps back on soon as her
eyes open in morn

Cannot read through all of this, but cilla here black by a country mile, been told by several in the business that she is a vile character they cannot all be wrong, Nick Knowles  a total d!ck head apparently.

john92 16 Mar 12 22:15
Kevin Spacey. Comes across as a great guy on TV when American Airlines are giving him a wedge.

i should imagine he likes a large portion when he goes for late evening/early morning jogs.

one up the bum no halm done springs to mind unless your caught out by the local constabulary

Denise  i cant have that , mucky trailer trash type that jumps back on soon as her
eyes open in morn

I had one of them, dirty french bird, woke me up early

can't believe this thread is without Loose Women

all of 'em - especially McGiffin, Reg Holdsworth's missus and 'look at me' Welch

I was joking about van Outen (and John Noakes!)

never seen it so cant say but I know Leslie Joseph has been on yikes

Nick Knowles what an awesome call that was.... i would willingly hit him with a spade and then fill in the grave over him whilst hes still alive..........

I am sure he would happily return the compliment you knut

linda robson.

linda lusardi.un****ing belivable whilst walking my dog over cedars park she stopped to ask me what dog i have its a facking dalmatian and then goes on to spout about her son starring as ben ten oh i just wished my dog was vicious.

Diane Abbott

I was on hamstead heath minding my own buisness as usual , along comes madonna and starts spoutin off about britney spiers bein a total slt , i said to her , listen madonna , if you think im goin to let you stand there and slag britney off you got another think coming ,

Stars eh , cant live with em ....

Diane abbott ...........now thats a massive call

well done sir

hello :-)
18 Mar 12 00:15

The monarchy , pretending to be interested in a native tribe dance or something while inwardly wanting to have them all shot

I actually think Jerey Kyle is genuine
its the people who he has on I dont believe

but he is still a performer dong it for money like all the rest

and what I dont really understand
is people who have about half a million to quid yet need help to choose a house
who are guided by 'experts'..
'here is a house do you like it'
ffs anybody can do that

hello :-)
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I was on hamstead heath minding my own buisness as usual , along comes madonna and starts spoutin off about britney spiers bein a total slt , i said to her , listen madonna , if you think im goin to let you stand there and slag britney off you got another think coming ,

Stars eh , cant live with em ...

i suppose you was just gutted it was not george michael who never approached you in the bushes

Who said anything about bushes googles , whats all that about

Diane Abbot what a huge and superb call..... fat, black, and obnoxious, I am Fat, white and nice........... left to her feral scum of all races would overturn this great land whilst she absconded to the motherland in Jamaica... a truly horrid woman.... and I am a labour voter by the way

jo brand

nicholas parsons

michael porillo

jacqui smith

tom cruise

Louis  Walsh and Spence

Denise from loose slappers That mil(not)f that won big brother

Jamie oliver

Barry chuckle bro

Sepp Splatter

Noel Edmunds

Simon Cowell (nap)

Chef ( south park)

The Hoff

Edwina dogbreath Currie a massive shocking omish

Johnnie Vaughan

Willy Carson

Ant or Dec

Gary Newbon

William Roche

Richard Pitman

Stephen Tompkinson

I agree with Chompy imo.

1. thommo
2. cheryl cole
3. mcCall
4. cowell
5. all the loose women (extra pathetic/ insincere)
6.louis walsh
7. clive tyldsley (have always hated him so he's going on the list even if he's a sincere annoying dckhead)
8. schofield
9.fearne britton
10.edmonds (obviously)

Can't believe no mention for Jo Whiley yet.

Terry Wogan, is a nasty piece of work when not on the radio or telly.

I read somewhere he even wants paying for doing children in need

havent had time to look thru all these ,but will be suprised if these 2 are not on here, paul daniels,claude duval..........

jo whiley great call

clare Balding
lesley Graham
Alice Plunket
Chris Evans
Rishi BBC racing
Graham Norton
Alan Carr
Dale winton
Julian clary
Gary Wiltshire BBC Racing