On a Blind date tonight..Advice required.

ladyboy NAP


I went last week

As the title states ive never met the filly b4,but if her
pics are genuine



^ red alert, red alert, red alert

Make a grab straight for the bol locks croc dundee style would be my suggestion, laz aint been about today . . . . .

pics were 20 years ago 1.01 lay

Put her through the headboard

Delta ,i dont think a ladyboy would have a Natural 36 DOUBLE DIAMOND chest !

Watch "the crying game " first and be vigilant

last weeks did


between surgery

put a extra large savaloy inside your pance.

She did say shes been celibate for 3 years 7 months so not sure if i need to take some WD 40 .

If I were you I would take some KY Jelly as I have a feeling that you will end up with second degree burns if your not well lubed

She did say shes been celibate for 3 years 7 months so not sure if i need to take some WD 40 .

FINK THAT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING MATE. . . MUNNNTTTERRRRRRR

look m8 tell her you are fertile as ****...then pop it into trap 2 she will be ok as the will not want a bin lid...

If her pics do turn out to be fake,tell her,then f@ck off.Simples.

Read the GENITAL WARTS thread over on chit chat before you go on that date

which dating site GB?

If a bear is hungry it eats, you know what you need to do ghostbuster

i love these blind date threads!

Im just a bit concerned she wouldnt go on her web cam when i asked,claiming
it would take the surprise element away on our 1st meet,ive certainly got
vibes ,but hoping im wrong.

cos it could be me lover

Bro mou.

How long av your been in marrage guidence iyo

Stick some barbed wire up your arse .....  at least he wont be able to do it again for a while

Send her a text and tell her you can only see her for an hour. If shes not great you have an escape clause. If shes nice you can say you have cancelled your later appointment and it will work wonders mate. Good luck.

Im just a bit concerned she wouldnt go on her web cam when i asked,claiming
it would take the surprise element away on our 1st meet,ive certainly got
vibes ,but hoping im wrong


WAS IT WIDE SCREEN

bingo ,she was on the uniformdating.com site ,she is a volunteer for the salvation army.

show her the pam anderson porno, if shes cheering for tommy theres something up (cough).

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Im just a bit concerned she wouldnt go on her web cam when i asked,claiming
it would take the surprise element away on our 1st meet,ive certainly got
vibes ,but hoping im wrong


WAS IT WIDE SCREENShockedShockedShocked






maiden special weight iyo?

hence the connection DB?

show her the pam anderson porno, if shes cheering for tommy theres something up


GOT A LINK TAR

max you crazzieee fooker how are you.

bingo ,she was on the uniformdating.com site ,she is a volunteer for the salvation army.


1.01 she wants to blow your trumpet

Juliette Lewis

If you have seen her its not a blind date, you will find that its prob pics of her granddaughter.

Salvtion army

take a white stick with u

Ghostbuster,

My sons mate works for the BBC, he reckons Eff off Eastenders is going on a blind date this evening.

Make sure u have a gentlemens wash, because if she is willing and hot u want to feed her right

Phuck me, it must be 33-1 that anyone off the forum can raise a gallop

Nothing to do with me Max, I'm the do right man

Went out with my mate the other night . . . said do you want another one??

Nope i said im off got in trouble last week . . . Was bad when i got home all over my best shirt. .


He said  . . "Do what i do stick a tenner in you top pocket if she moans say a bloke threw up over you, he gave me a tenner to get it cleaned"

So i did . .  . . .


Wandered home kebab all over me The dragon answered the door . . i explained the bit about about the tenner . . She said "Thats a twenty pound note?"








Quick thinking i sayed " Yeah he shyte in my kacks as well!!!"

Keep the faith Max, and you tonight ghostbuster, every man has to go through hell to reach paradise, as someone once said.

Back to the original post.....
9/4 the date is between 20-39 years of age
11/8 her name is Brian
4/5 the word codpiece comes into conversation
1/8 you run like you havent in years

Still........best of luck

She did say shes been celibate for 3 years 7 months so not sure if i need to take some WD 40 .

Celibacy is a life choice, she just hasn't had her knickers round her ankles for 44 months

hth

43

They must pen and ink in that case!!, You;ll smell her at three miles

All showered n ready ,if the pics are real i may be missing in action for a few days ,if they are fake il be back before the lucky last at Dundalk ..

remember if all else fails just spit on it solider!

u dont look at the mantel piece when your poking the fire

You're safer having a Lucky 15 and a curry imo

act like u dont care to be there and she'll soon be leading you upstairs

act like u dont care to be there and she'll soon be leading you upstairs

act like u dont care to be there and she'll soon be leading you upstairs

dont forget to scrape the cheese off from under the skin when the sheman wants you to lick it

Im just a bit concerned she wouldnt go on her web cam when i asked,claiming
it would take the surprise element away on our 1st meet,ive certainly got
vibes ,but hoping im wrong.

I don't like the sound of this mate - you should sweep the area first and make sure there are no vans with blacked out windows parked outside this restaurant.

Clock there's no "meat & 2 veg"

"if you~dig" 

Anyone fancy anything in the last @ DUNDALK !

That bad Ghostbuster?!

BADDDDDDDDD !! Them dating sites are more corrupt than the all weather.Good job the boozer had a back door i was out of it quicker than frankel in the guiness !

My 8s on shot was bang on then

Shouldn't be getting involved with a new women this close to Cheltenham anyway mate....the only female to spend money on is Quevega

Did the filly need a wind operation ghost ??

Its a cruel world out there mate

well, tell wot he/she was like then ghostbuster. did she turn up with her salvation army uniform on

spill the beans man

Back to the original post.....
9/4 the date is between 20-39 years of age
11/8 her name is Brian
4/5 the word codpiece comes into conversation
1/8 you run like you havent in years

(although the events aren't mutually exclusive)

won like an eight on should well priced that man

Just lined another filly up for tomoz lunch time,looks alot more promising,seen her on web cam very nice !,shes in the forces and lists her hobbies as fell walking and various water sports .

Water sports,

golden showers....

I went on a blind date once. Ended up in hospital after being hit by a number 47 bus. The ambulance crew were not amused when they spotted my blindfold.

Adventurous ...Slut
Athletic ... No t[ts
30 something ...41
Fun ...annoying
Wild ...gets pi$£ed easy
beautifull eyes ... face like a robbers dog
Seeks night in shining armour ... husband is an effing physcho
new age ...hairy with a smelly fanny
Headsstrong ...argumentative
enjoys pubs and clubs ...alchoholic
curvy ...fat fuc£er
cuddly ...fat £unt
likes eating out ...greedy fat £unt
likes nights in ...lazy fat £unt

take paper bag imo

Thanks judge

_ghostbuster_ is not a normal male - obviously a very sad, not to mention complete weirdo - with issues.  Probably ugly basket to boot. Whoa!!!!!

dewey..your input is greatly appreaciated.Now fark off and watch CH 936 theres a good lad.

make sure she brings her purse

We need more details about last night's shambles _ghostbuster_

What was the problem?

Yet another thread which proves that the vast majority of people on this revolting forum are ignorant, immature misogynists.

Nice list kildimo. Did you compile that from past bitter experiences?

I was taken with an ad once. She said she wanted to meet someone who was bold, funny and a body to die for. I turned up naked. She phoned the cops and had me escorted from the premises. You try and impress people and you end up arrested. Women are so hard to please. I may as well have walked in carrying a handbag and shoes catalogue. I would have been fighting them off.

outgoing = never logged out of facebook and twitter since they were invented

GSOH-You'll need One

Thank god for Betfair Mobile

well, tell us all how your date last night went.

misslimerick aka geoff capes for evens

perhaps he's been drowned in her p!ss

Blind date, now that takes me back Years. My advice would be... wear dark glasses... carry a white stick & have your old faithfull labrador with you. She will be putty in your hands come 11 o'clock......Work for me  we got married .

i am not saying my blind date was a slag, but even the labels in her knickers said NEXT!

she still must be p1ssing over him at gunpoint