I'm quite happy with my current living arrangements and though I appreciate your offer and desire to have your own live-in personal tipster, somehow I don't think I could cope with you 24/7.
For the time being can you not just make do with the tips I give you on here? I know you're anxious to learn from me but much of the time you seem so ungrateful and I can't see you being any different if we lived together.
Besides which my new Thai bride would not appreciate you sharing a bed with us.