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GEORGE.B
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If a non-horsey person was lying on a psychiatrist's couch and the psychiatrist said:

"I'm now going to say a word and I want you to tell me the first thing that comes into your mind.......WHIP"

No doubt the person would think of something unpleasant like beatings or lashings (note to Malcolm Tomlinson - no more lashings, please).

If the main reason for the new rules is perception then maybe we need to come up with a new name for the 'racing whip'. Which isn't unreasonable if it has been uniquely designed for persusding a horse to race / quicken / keep it under control.

Definition of a whip: "a length of leather or cord fastened to a handle"

Are the new whips made of leather Confused

Whatever, we need to change the name.

I'm happy to go with the "tickler", though I'm happy to settle for the "persuader" or the the "cajoler".

Any other name suggestions, iyo?

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By:
Gerry Gallbladder
When: 14 Oct 11 16:10
'Bilbo's Coercer' - named after bilbobaggins, the loon who invented it.
By:
elise
When: 14 Oct 11 16:11
tullulah
By:
revedesivola
When: 14 Oct 11 16:12
call it the shovel
By:
Aviboyd
When: 14 Oct 11 16:14
Duster
By:
differentdrum
When: 14 Oct 11 16:18
No, unless you think all 'non-horsey' people are stupid.
By:
Wee Mac
When: 14 Oct 11 16:22
Vanquishing flagellator
By:
duncan idaho
When: 14 Oct 11 16:22
'No doubt the person would think of something unpleasant like beatings or lashings'



Unpleasant? Mischief
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 14 Oct 11 16:24
A whip suggests an object with which to "beat".

Defintion of "beat" - hit someone repeatedly and violently.

That is definitely not what we do to horses. A new name for the 'horse whip' is definitely required, imo.

How about - 'the quickener' - as in an object designed to encorage a horse to quicken.
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 14 Oct 11 16:25
*encourage
By:
Busvaldo
When: 14 Oct 11 16:26
Subjective

'Winner'
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 14 Oct 11 16:39
There is no welfare issue with the whip - all this furore because of its name.

People hear the word "whip" - and some think violence, while others like duncan think of something perverse.

Having given the subject a deal of thought, I'm going to write to the BHA and propose they rename it the THE TICKLER.

The public will love it - after all, who doesn't like to be tickled? So in future the public won't think of a horse being "beaten" by that nasty whip, they'll just think it's being tickled by the tickler.
By:
Biancoceleste
When: 14 Oct 11 16:41
Foam stick? Car aerial? Or just annoy everyone and call it the Equine Annihilator or the Laceration Maker
By:
timeless
When: 14 Oct 11 16:48
the slapper
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 14 Oct 11 16:50
Laugh
By:
Busvaldo
When: 14 Oct 11 16:51
'The rule of Law'!Laugh
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 14 Oct 11 16:55
Not sure so, timeless. There could be whole new campaign to ban slappers from racing.
By:
lovegod
When: 14 Oct 11 17:03
Wasn't it being referred to as a persuader by some commentators.
By:
timeless
When: 14 Oct 11 17:04
persuading slappers to perform Shocked
By:
1st time poster
When: 14 Oct 11 18:12
dont all post about the spelling but ive always like d the irish lads getting the shailegh out
By:
duncan idaho
When: 14 Oct 11 18:30
the benign basher
By:
elise
When: 14 Oct 11 18:32
slapper won't work; if a jockey drops his slapper at aintree 20,000 orange women will be in uproar
By:
councillor
When: 14 Oct 11 18:59
Cudgel or even better call it the "Mediator". It makes the mind up for a lot of horses
By:
elise
When: 14 Oct 11 19:05
fluffer
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 14 Oct 11 19:11
I'm warming to the idea of having a slapper. The idea of a jockey being accompanied on a horse by a slapper could attract an entirely new audience to racing, imo.
By:
elise
When: 14 Oct 11 19:12
rider gets 3 days for slapper abuse ...
By:
yeahyeahwhatever
When: 14 Oct 11 19:34
I suppose they could introduce some sort of digital device... expensive no doubt, and of course open to fraud.  Maybe something that attaches to the reins and gives the horse a *gentle* sensation... and can only be pressed/squeezed so many times.


Or a digital whip that registers when it's used and changes some sort of output on the horse's head  so the jockey knows to stop.

then again... perhaps not Plain
By:
elise
When: 14 Oct 11 19:36
are you offering the bha your rampant rabbit foor a trial period?
By:
Orchardist
When: 14 Oct 11 19:41
Ann Summers Equine Requisites
By:
elise
When: 14 Oct 11 19:44
Fast Instant Speed To Equine Racing = FISTER
By:
yeahyeahwhatever
When: 14 Oct 11 20:31
god, you lot are soooo out of date... it's all we-vibes these days!
By:
elise
When: 14 Oct 11 20:34
i thought they were in x factor
By:
Orchardist
When: 14 Oct 11 21:31
YYW   blimey, you live and learn Grin
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 14 Oct 11 21:43
elise, tbh, not sure I like the sound of fistering a horse with a fister. Mischief
By:
Kirty1011
When: 14 Oct 11 21:58
Get rid of the whip once and for all and get spurs back on the boots of jockeys..        (Joking!) we could change the name of the whip to the 'spurrer' so we spur the horses on..      see how he spurred the horse on their classic horsemanship..
By:
Happy Valley
When: 14 Oct 11 22:02
i favour The Tickler or, perhaps, even The Tickling Stick
By:
elise
When: 14 Oct 11 22:05
just thinking inside the box george
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