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10 Oct 11
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The wife is a lazy Mare in the sack but used to respond to a couple of cracks with the whip
I have tried allsorts, fingers up the nostrills . Spurs , but nothing seems to work.
Hands and heels just don't cut it
I have tried allsorts, fingers up the nostrills . Spurs , but nothing seems to work.
Hands and heels just don't cut it
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I am thinking about a Kebab on a rope ( A La Donkey & Carrott )
Might work |
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I asked the wife if we could try the wheelbarrow position the other night.
She said ok as long as I didnt wheel her past her mothers house. |
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Try boot in the ribs
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tried that gman, just makes her have a funny head carriage
 I also tried the wheelbarrow but she grazed her "Rasberry Ripples" on the road cos she has tiits like Spaniels Ears  |
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distract her with the X factor - then KAPPOW
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