mark winstanley the couch

how much to join please ?!

a harsh but fairly accurate description

couldnt tip s**t out of a bucket

an absolute joke is the yellow haired farcical cartoon character

shocking tipster,and his constant cockey slang in his colum is getting tiresome

oi im a cockney and im no pelham puppet............imo

i find him hugely entertaining, most often after races where hes tipped shoite up. i looked at the bf chelts previews after cheltenham and between laying captain chris for his life and backing god knows what im 100% sure that his racing post wage goes into paying for huge losses he encounters as a punter hes got great one liners but in the tipping stakes hed dead heat with thommo, il leave it to you to decide what i mean by that

tommos a clown , gets half a dozen tips every day , not that i use tipping services , but surely one tip every three or four weeks would be pushing it never mind 6 a day

to be fair he is quite entertaining but i wouldnt back his tips or birchys

Has tried and failed the private tipping line route more times than probably any of the TV /Media lot

Spends most of his time hoaring (sic) himself out to as many media and betting organsiations as he can squeeze into his week

A complete dodgepot 'ladies and gentleman'

Super guy - best of luck Mark.

Eckbalco was a pretty poor tipster too as I recall,

how long did your attempt at tipstering last, a few weeks ?!

If you had a couch as bad as him you would have thrown it in a skip,not even worth giving to charity.nap[;)]

hes fat and ugly

How old are you exactly? Pathetic

he will back on the tools by this time next year just a wide boy who online

would take the milk out your tea , and come back for the sugar

is he a knocker?........

come on bookies.....

you can answer

It saddens me that these so-called nice guys like Thommo, The Couch, Mick Fitz etc act no better than con men with these 'services' and yet continue to be employed, liked and even lauded on occasion. Genuinely dont know how some people sleep at night.

From what i have heard and read of him, he is much worse at tipping than me, and i cant make a living from it.

Trainers ask his advice my arris

sir mark refuses to run one until winstanley gives him the all clear

more likely trainers

FCUK him off

he wonders arouynd the southern courses looking for friends and any work he csan find

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The only thing a trainer would ask Mark is where is the best value burger van on track

Yes, got one yesterday. Straight in the bin.

yeah hes pointless, worse than myself and that takes some doin!


RESURGE in the neXt.

Yes, got one yesterday. Straight in the bin.


Best thing to do. Give it the spanish archer into the dusty before even looking at it with ya mince pies

Winstanley punditing for Paddy Power "I like horse x in the third, what price is he"? Answer 5/4, que Winstanley to act all dissappointed, as if he didn't know the betting already. Fool.

'Punting Low: going in large at 8/11 on the Henderson newcomer in the bumper only to run into an unexposed one'

he used to be plumbers mate then a bricklyer then a painter now he just picks mugs so give tips to

yeah he seems to sum up a race in about 2 mins

he  must  be  the  worst  tipster  that  has walked  the  earth  i  remember  him  tipping  2  odds  on  shots  as  an  e/w  double  in  the  post  one  day

NANI17     19 Apr 11 19:30 
shocking tipster,and his constant cockey slang in his colum is getting tiresome



Was always tiresome. A  - one trick ' cockney geezer' - pony, who was a boring clueless failure from the off

I reckon he's miles of you

Ffs ahead, I've had a few

An utterly clueless "Guesser" who has slaughtered more "Tanks" than Rommel.

Many moons ago when he had a slot in the sporting life and tipped one up midweek for the big race on the following saturday he did very well, but as I say, many moons ago, long before he became one of the many pseudo celebs of the game.

Happy 50th birthday mark. I remember his finest hour when at the life he put up Aahsaylad for the Cesarewitch however that was in 1993. He's at epsom today celebrating his birthday with the needy and greedy.

Genuine. Means well. Does get some seriously good tips. Overall nice guy. Weekend tips available free in the Daily Star Pullout on Saturdays.

At least he usually calls it like it is - a rarity in this industry's rancid, corrupted media, imo...

You feeling ok millhouse?

First time ive seen you have a reasonably good word for any of the media

not that i mind.....i usually find your post articulate and very funny,good luck today

At least he isn't boring,and doesn't think that everything that comes out of his mouth is gospel.
  Always room for humour in this game,something badly lacking amongst many pundits,who take themselves too seriously,and say in 200 words what can be said in 20.

scaredmoney, in the smallest of ways I'm just trying to shame those left with any integrity into doing their jobs - they must have wanted to be real journalists once...

he is on the irish daily star every day 4 tips a day I must say very impressed by his tips surprisely good

should have been a comedian hes about as funny as benny hill

Stick him in a dress he could go on C4 Racing as a body double for Clare Balding on the many occasions she is moonlighting for the Beeb