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One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Scotsman said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.
"You'll really love my place.
"The grass is almost a foot high"
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koikeeper
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August 31, 2010 8:22 PM BST
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never loses
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August 31, 2010 8:27 PM BST
welsh i knew it
welsh i knew it
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BIG GURU
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August 31, 2010 8:42 PM BST
Very shrewd Sotsman,Engerlunder would have ignored them then paid his gardener to cut the grass
Very shrewd Sotsman,Engerlunder would have ignored them then paid his gardener to cut the grass
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flushgordon
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August 31, 2010 8:46 PM BST
was funny when i first heard it in 1960
was funny when i first heard it in 1960
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dannyho12
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August 31, 2010 8:57 PM BST
cant be the same kids though flush surely
cant be the same kids though flush surely
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mange
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August 31, 2010 8:59 PM BST
hes in trouble that miner that keeps farting
hes in trouble that miner that keeps farting
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August 31, 2018 9:42 PM BST
thort this must be about mart..
thort this must be about mart..
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