Sir Hugh - please get out of bed

He's still phoning all the bookmakers with his tips.

the psychiatrist has a sausage roll waiting for you today. Followed by alphabet soup.See if you can rescue the c. Then the u.
               After you've spilt the rest of it down your bib the n and the t should be easy.

Ha ha, I doubt that - but am in no doubt that they will be poised.....

It is always such a shame when the lower elements such as ybor feel the need to expose their common vulgarity here.

Gladiators Ready!?!
Contestants Ready!?!

not vulgar to refer to you in those terms.Harris tells it like it is.

The fact that you do not think it vulgar immediately confirms my earlier assertion. Thank you.

On line now.

Thank you - prices easily secured on those two and I can watch them when I return.

Thank you Sir Hugh.

i see sir hugh has resorted to tipping up dirty ew bets

What's a " dirty" each way bet ?

im sure u have heard the expression before artie but i will humour you - Weathervane ew @ 7/2 is pretty dirty ew bet getting 1.7 a place when its actual chance of being placed is greater (check bf place market for confirmation)

So in English you mean a good or value or shrewd EW bet.

artie, showing an eager interest in Mr Hugh aren't we?

You bet. I show an eager interest in all profitable tipsters and tipping services.

lazy tools... ooh ooh please hugh tell me what to back today for i am clueless ha ha.... quite sad..

Trying to pick "the winner of the race" is for mugs, and entertainment players. Leave it to the experts and earn a good living. Simple.

yeah nothing wrong with them artie i do them all the time.

but they are a bit different to just good value/shrewd bets. with the books the ew part of the price is worked out simply on the price the horse is to win. so the price to win of around 3/1 could be fairly poor value but the place part of the bet of 3/5 could be very good value.

in the industry they are generally know as dirty ew bets

artie is absolutely spot on - very well put. Good to hear someone talking such excellent sense.

Did Sir Hugh leave your bed afterwards?

yes,with friction burns from the unlubed strap-on.

That'll explain why Sir Hugh has maintained a point blank refusal to reply to Fraudy on Tw4tter despite the constant and sickening, sycophantic simping

Oh God, this man is so obsessed and delusional that he`s posting his nonsense and copying and pasting from THIRTEEN YEARS ago at 11.00pm!!!

Is he awake yet Gimp?